Master Chief vs. Miami Jack

May 24, 2007
Yesterday, the combination of Halo 3 and Jack Thompson proved irresistible to gaming sites, many of which picked up on a Game Almighty story detailing the controversial Miami attorney's vague threats regarding the release of Microsoft's upcoming blockbuster.

A number of readers sent in tips to GP regarding the story, and we thank you all for that. The truth is, however, that GP had already received Thompson's letter to Microsoft but declined to publish it. The simple reason for that editorial decision is that there's nothing there. The letter is a mere threat on Thompson's part, and not even a well-defined one.

While we certainly don't fault Game Almighty for running the story (Lord knows, we've given Thompson plenty of ink here at GP), we've arrived at a point where we'd rather not publish the game-hatin' attorneys threats and ultimatums, unless they have some extraordinary news value or offer unintended humor, as in the recent Wendy's nonsense.

If Thompson files a legal action against Microsoft, we'll cover it, of course. But that seems highly unlikely. Why?
1.) there's no legal basis. The "public nuisance" tactic Thompson tried with Bully last year failed in court

2.) Take-Two's lawsuit against Thompson earlier this year showed that the attorney will likely back down in face of a potential Microsoft suit

3.) the publication of Halo 3 is an absolute free speech issue

4.) the letter is self-aggrandizing bluster, nothing more

Finally, we can't help but remembering another threat issued to Bill Gates by Jack Thompson. On August 12th, 2005, the Miami attorney warned the Microsoft chairman not to release an Xbox version of Bully, writing:
Dear Mr. Gates:

You have fifty-four (54) days in which to stop the release of Bully on XBox.

Govern yourself accordingly.

That was, um, about 650 days ago. Bully has come and gone. We're still waiting...

GP: We note that a number of sites, including, surprisingly, Slashdot, carried a headline stating that Thompson has sued Microsoft. He has not; he has merely threatened some vague legal action.
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Lol, as if he could stop Halo 3. That's like putting your dick on a train track hoping it will stop the train! XD

I just find this so damn funny.

1) I'd like to see him try to touch Microsoft. If he thinks Take-Two and Rockstar are big fish, just wait until he tries Microsoft. Hell, if they wanted to, maybe not through legal channels, but I bet they could just have him disbarred. And I doubt if they sued him, they'd accept any offer of a deal from him.

2) I'm starting to wonder if these vague threats he keeps making are themselves prosecutable. He's making threats of legal action through no proper channels and making it a public spectacle. But at least when he does it, it takes away from his credibility.

And that's my two cents that have been stated over and over again about anything he does and says......

YOu know even though ol Jacko wont do anything anyways he should realize that thretaning Bill Gates is a bad idea. He could buy out him, and his city. Not to mention that he could have thompson dead in a moments notice. Trust me with that kind of power you can off anyone

@Matt --

This site is not massacre-chasing Jack Thompson's blog, but to run every single letter and press release he sends out it would become one.

Not news: angry old codger sends vague threats to Microsoft.

News: angry old codger gets sued back to the Stone Age and disbarred.

@ BlueWolf72

Exercise those reading skills.

Okay first of all if WACKO' JACKO thinks he can sue microsoft he has another thing coming they have tons of lawyers. And if he thinks that just because gamers play violent video games makes them killers NOT true i play violent games heck most of my collection of games are FPS and i have'nt gone insane and killed anybody. I bet that if you search Jacks house he has a wii and a PS3 and all of the violent games to go with it.

""As you also know, Lee Boyd Malvo trained on Microsoft’s Halo to further enable him to become the remarkably efficient “DC Beltway Sniper.” That was reported by NBC News at the time and was noted in Malvo’s criminal trial.""

What is this with the argument that playing games in any way shape or form makes you compitent to use a weapon... I've played Halo and I suspect that if someone gave me a sniper rifle, i'd probably end up holding it the wrong way round.

Is it just me or do you become good at firing a gun by... firing guns... but that would be critising gun ownership which it seems even JT isn't mad enough to do!

@David Chapman,

I don't think anyone is saying it was wrong for one site to run the story and one site not to. It's an editorial decision that needs to be weighed. You did so and decided to run with it. Fair enough.

But I agree with Dennis' point. Between chasing massacres, Jack is really just an organ grinder monkey dancing around and trying to stay in the spotlight. I can't say he's irrelevant because unfortunately people still listen to him.

@GP

thank you for not posting every petty email thompson sends you. i appreciate the integrity of this site.

if anyone really wants to hear everything thomposon does, you can just join his myspace (:

I love it. dennis didnt want to report it so he reports why he didnt report it. So he reported it!

Awesome reverse posting mind trick... Off to do it on my site :)

@ Melissa

At this point, Jack might qualify as a NATIONAL nuisance, but...

I think Dennis and David were absolutely correct. I hope Thompson is dumb enough to take Microsoft to court, and perhaps when his horribly put together case gets thrown out, they could countersue Thompson into the freakin streets.

@ David Chapman

There's nothing wrong with your reporting of Thompson's activities, and certainly no need to apologize for doing so.

I assume Dennis' decision (please correct me if I'm wrong) is based on the following premise: news should be noteworthy. It should be relevant. As much as Jack Thompson likes to make noise, the Halo story will amount to precisely nothing.

It's nothing new. It's just Thompson shouting at the rain. He issues a vague threat (and sends copies to everyone he can think of) to a large "evil" corporation and then.... nothing. In a grandiose fashion, he's announcing to anyone who'll listen, "Here I am! Look what I'm doing!"

All he's doing is letting everyone know he's still around.

I'm not advocating not reporting on Thompson just to spite him, or to cut short his fifteen minutes. What I'm saying is that his impotent threats are not newsworthy.

If he files another abortive lawsuit or contributes to another doomed legislative effort, fine. Report it. It's news. These "I'm still important" emails? Not so much.

Acctually Jack's threat to Bill is still somewhat valid.

Because Bill Gates didn't stop the release of Bully on the Xbox. Take-Two did.

Not to mention that the game was canceled for the Xbox AFTER the 45 day threat had passed and Jack-o still claimed it as a victory himself.

Let's give it up for inconsequential loopholes and an idiot who's too stupid to know when he's lost.

Well said David Chapman, well said. I may not agree with you reporting every tidbit of what Jack has to say, but I know others who would like to know. Even the minor sides, like this little fiasco, have their sharp edges.

I wasn't too thrilled to read this article, mostly because I'm tired of reading about Jack Thompson's little yips that are just there to annoy the gaming community. I'm really glad that GP won't report those yips (though the Wendy's nonsense was humorous). Let the dog howl, give us something to really gain our attention.

Can't we sue HIM for being a "public nuisance"?

Well, first off let me say that I'm the guilty party who reported the original Game Almighty piece. I can guarantee you that Jack and I will never be on each other's Christmas card list, to say the least. In fact, when Jack sent along a copy of the letter, we were in the midst of a fairly heated exchange.

Now, I've had to think long and hard about whether or not to post a lot of the tripe Jack dishes out. On the one hand, I'm not looking to extend his fifteen minutes of "fame" any more than the next guy. On the other hand, regardless of how those of us in the industry may view him, there are still uninformed people who think he may have a point.

In the end, I decided that Jack's worst enemy is himself. As I told Jack during our exchange this week, I question his conviction and believe he's lost sight of his "purpose" while chasing down the spotlight. The man called into question my integrity as a journalist, claiming I had no interest in "fair coverage of an issue" after reporting on the Wendy's fiasco. And yet, with every story, I offered him a chance to respond, and even went so far as to offer him a chance to address the audience he is so critical of with an uncensored opinion piece. He chose to decline every time, turning everything into a personal attack like a bully on a playground.

Here's the thing ... the main reason that, as much as I disagree with him, I still report of Jack's activities: I tend to believe in the audience, and in their right to make informed decisions. See, while I may stand by my thoughts and opinions, I refuse to force them onto others. Unlike Jack, I won't dismiss someone out of hand simply for not conforming to my way of thinking. In fact, sometimes, I learn more from those who DO differ from my way of thinking. People need to to be able to make informed decisions. If that means letting someone like Jack get a word in edgewise, I have to accept that and hope that when people look at all of the information, they see just what type of person they are dealing with. As the old saying goes, "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't."

Having said all of that, there's more

Hell yeah! It's a good thing a decision to ignore that guy has been made...

Well, first off let me say that I'm the guilty party who reported the original Game Almighty piece. I can guarantee you that Jack and I will never be on each other's Christmas card list, to say the least. In fact, when Jack sent along a copy of the letter, we were in the midst of a fairly heated exchange.

Now, I've had to think long and hard about whether or not to post a lot of the tripe Jack dishes out. On the one hand, I'm not looking to extend his fifteen minutes of "fame" any more than the next guy. On the other hand, regardless of how those of us in the industry may view him, there are still uninformed people who think he may have a point.

In the end, I decided that Jack's worst enemy is himself. As I told Jack during our exchange this week, I question his conviction and believe he's lost sight of his "purpose" while chasing down the spotlight. The man called into question my integrity as a journalist, claiming I had no interest in "fair coverage of an issue" after reporting on the Wendy's fiasco. And yet, with every story, I offered him a chance to respond, and even went so far as to offer him a chance to address the audience he is so critical of with an uncensored opinion piece. He chose to decline every time, turning everything into a personal attack like a bully on a playground.

Here's the thing ... the main reason that, as much as I disagree with him, I still report of Jack's activities: I tend to believe in the audience, and in their right to make informed decisions. See, while I may stand by my thoughts and opinions, I refuse to force them onto others. Unlike Jack, I won't dismiss someone out of hand simply for not conforming to my way of thinking. In fact, sometimes, I learn more from those who DO differ from my way of thinking. People need to to be able to make informed decisions. If that means letting someone like Jack get a word in edgewise, I have to accept that and hope that when people look at all of the information, they see just what type of person they are dealing with. As the old saying goes, "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't."

Having said all of that, there's still more "behind the scenes" adventure that went on prior to and after the article went up on Game Almighty. That's a story for another day (no, really ... it's actually going to be a story on another day). In the meantime, I still have to stand by my decision to let Jack have his say ... and let the readers decide for themselves what to think and what to believe.

Okay, time to step down from my soapbox.

Later all,
David

I am very happy to hear that GP will stop being JT's unofficial blog. I have voiced my frustration numerous times at how much undue publicity we give that jackass, so it's nice to see that GP is following similar logic. Hopefully the rest of the respectable media follows suit, both with JT and that other media whore: Linden Labs.

There's nothing original to say about JT any more. All he does is insult and attack without basis, even when the olive branch is extended to him. I get tired of these stories of him sometimes, too. If we all just ignored him, every single game site, we could start something.

Perhaps we should throw what he throws at us. Or even half would still make us look like the humane ones.

The subject of the story is really that GP's no longer going to report on every little thing Thompson does. The MS/Halo3 tangent is cited as an example of unimportant crap that's no longer going to be covered.

Sure, it got reported, but only in making a point. Focus on the real story. The story can be boiled down to the following: "Here's what happened. Here's why we didn't report it and won't in the future. Move along."

Criticizing GP for mentioning the Halo story is akin to someone exiting an argument by saying, "I'm not going to talk about SubjectX any more" and you pointing a finger and saying "Ha! You just did! I win!"

Korrd;

My point is still the same though. What's the difference in waiting a day to report it? It's still being reported. No high and mighty viewpoint will work in defense of it.

Good call on not reporting the story yesterday, Dennis. As much as I do sometimes enjoy reading about his antics, it's gotten old. In the end, nothing comes of anything that he does.

Never thought I'd say it, but Jack Thompson is boring.

I do look forward to hearing about his FBA woes, however. Because, well, that's damned amusing.

I think you may be right there Flipfox, he lets an awful lot of 'violent' games go under his radar if they aren't selling in large quantities...

I don't mean to offend anyone, but i think that the number of comments are exactly what Jack is looking for. Already there have been 50 comments to this story and it isn't really news. I think that he releases these letters in order to get us to remember him, like we could forget, and to increase the hype so that his ego can take a power trip.

So, please, everyone just ignore him. He is like the bogeyman, if you don't believe in him then he will lose his power, and be forced to go work flipping burgers at McDonald's, provided he hasn't sued them, in order to pay his massive court fees.

I wonder, which is more violent: the current buzzword "ultraviolence", or this new, flashy "hyperviolence" Mr. Thompson mentions in the letter. :)

I wonder if Jack would try to go after the NC17 videos know as unrated that wallyworld has.

Na going after video is passe. LOL

Megaviolence! Hyperviolence! UUUULLLLTRAAAAA VIOLENCE!
(Props to Killer Instinct)

@Nekojin

"Anyone have proof of Jack taking on Best Buy and winning? I don’t seem to remember that one."

You can just look on Jack's wiki entry. Jack did sue Best buy for selling an M rated games... but two things to note is, one, Jack sued them on the grounds of selling sexual materials to minors (GTA), not violence... two, from what it sounds like, the case never went to court and Best buy simiply agreed to do a better job at self-enforcement (and best buy already had an enforcement policy)... So ya, all Jack managed to do was get Best buy to make a non-legally binding agreement to to do a better job at what they were already doing.

Its just another case of Jack exagerating his "Victories"... y'know, Jack either gets something insignificant done and blows it out of proportion (Helping in Hillary's responce to Hot Cofee), or he gets something Big done, but then something happens that makes his victory completly moot (Louisiana anti-game law getting passed, but then dying in court)

You know, if Roger Moore started walking around saying that he really WAS James Bond and that he was licensed to kill and had all those cool gadgets in real life, people would assume that he had simply lost the plot, no-one in their right mind would suggest that playing the role of James Bond drives you nuts, in this case, James Bond merely defined the parameters that Roger Moore went nuts in.

It's the same with computer games, just because someone goes nuts 'in the style of' a computer game, that in no way suggests that the Computer Game was the cause.

@Father Time

Lmao. It's true the Halo series has a very large following. (Which I'm part of) If you go to the Bungie.net forums you can see a few letters to Jack Thompson from Halo fans.

Which leads me to my point. I think the only reason he's targeting Halo now is because of its Massive Fanbase.(and because he cant throw random claims at Grand Theft Auto anymore) Thus more people will pick up on it and he'll stay noticed for longer. He's very entertaining though. Still I wish the gaming community would just ignore him...

Does he really think microsoft, MICROSOFT is going to listen to him? Especially when he asks to get rid of Halo 3. It can (and has) been argued that the Halo series single handedly kept Microsoft alive in the console wars. Halo is so big that Microsoft can easily send out an army of fanboys to dispose of Thompson, by promising them each a copy of Halo 3 with an extra feature that sends out powerful 300,000 amp shockwaves to anyone who calls them noob and then blame the whole thing on the hitman games. Actually that won't be necessary (unfortunately) since Microsoft has it's own personal evil lair full of lawyers who jump at the opportunity for fresh meat.

Jokes aside, did Thompson really think his empty threat would work or is he just trying to rile us up?

Diceman:

Jack still has peers? I mean besides the ghost of Dave Thomas.

Jabrwock:

Did the b*****d ever get put to death finally?

PHOENIXZERO:

Since apparently it's against the law to prove him wrong.

Lost Question:

Trust me, he's *that* stupid.

if jack took MS to court it would be like collosus stepping on a ant. JT is not going to take MS to court because it would crush him, no he's going to sit on the sidelines and fling out vague threats.

I read the letter, nothing new there. So in order to make things more interesting (read: hilarious) I am officialy calling JT on this. Do it! Go after Microsoft! I double Dog Dare you!

@beacon80

halo in my opinion was overrated by the ESRB. it could have gotten away with a T rating because of the low gore, plus the fact that you are not killing people in the game, instead you are killing aliens and stuff.

On a related note, I do remember some time ago JT wrote a similar letter to Bill Gates regarding the release of GTA: San Andreas on the Xbox.

It was somewhere along the lines of "you have x number of days to stop the release of San Andreas" and the classic "do it or else" at the end.

It's Halo, one of the most ridiculously overrated games known to man (next to Final Fantasy VII). If Jackie Boy wasn't thrown into this bit, I wouldn't be inclined to care.

However, I'm sure there will be a lot of Xbox Live fanboys raving and drooling about this through the wonders of voice chat in due time.

Click here for a funny comic I found in the NeoGAF forums the other day.


Andrew Eisen

By the by, Bully was still coming to Xbox nearly a year after Thompson’s ultimatum expired. Still, the Xbox sku was ultimately cancelled. Is that a win for Thompson?

Hardly.

Bully for the Xbox was cancelled (again, almost a year after Thompson’s threat) not by MS or Bill Gates himself but by the publisher. Why? Pressure from Thompson or anyone else? Nope. The Xbox 360 had been out for nearly a year. Xbox was pretty much dead. That’s why the publisher decided to pull the plug on the Xbox sku.


Andrew Eisen

My guess is since he can't directly try to stop the release of GTA4 now, he wants to try and incite a scare int other company making one of the consoles it will be on.

@Andrew Eisen

Ha, i was always waiting for someone to edit that PBF comic and put Jack in there... except instead of Microsoft, i was thinking Constitution/1st amendment

Two things:
1) Didn't Bill Gates retire?
2) Halo is ultraviolent? I haven't played 2 or 3, but the first game was rather tame as far as FPS's go. IIRC, low amounts of blood, no gibs.

Spong can expect a threat of a lawsuit against them within the next 72 hours.

thompson is all talk. dont be afraid of this loon. ive read part of that letter on another site and in it he claimed that he was "successful" in the past at what he was threating to do here with halo. however im sure you guys know how that spat with bully went down in the end so his definition of "successful" is serverly warped.

I'd also like to point out that "We had Jack Thompson's press release but didn't publish it" is funny for two reasons. 1.) How do we know you're telling the truth? (I do actually believe you are by the way, I know his history with the site.) and 2.) Isn't reporting all of this and then saying you withheld it for another reason previously sort of self defeating?

Matt: Jack Thompson writing a press report is hardly "news", it's about as regular as games being released. He's protested everything from GTA to The Sims, so you can pretty much come to expect him to write one any time a big name game which is important enough that even 'grown-ups' have heard of it (regardless of violence) is going to be released.
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