
That gurgling sound you hear could be Jack Thompson's legal career swirling down the 'loo.
The frequent video game critic, already facing professional misconduct charges from the Florida Bar which could see him stripped of his license to practice law, has outraged a U.S. District Court judge by including images of men having sex in a document filed with the court last week.
It's difficult to fathom what Thompson was thinking, but here's how it all, um, went down:
As
GamePolitics has previously reported, Thompson has a pair of lawsuits underway against the Florida Bar in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida. One of the cases, presided over by Judge Adalberto Jordan, has been the recipient of a flurry of motions by Thompson in recent weeks.
In a
document filed with the court on September 19th, Thompson criticized the Bar for allegedly collaborating with Norm Kent, a criminal defense attorney from Fort Lauderdale. Thompson and Kent have a contentious legal history dating back nearly two decades. From Thompson's motion:
The Bar’s demonstrable mindset is that the “enemy of my enemy is my friend,” as indicated by The Bar’s enthusiastic, recidivist collaboration with Mr. Kent, over a twenty year period, at Thompson’s expense. Lunacy proceedings have been sought and secured, Bar complaints have recently been maintained for nearly three years.
Kent, who publishes the
National Gay News website, was criticized by Thompson in last week's court filing for "distribution of hardcore porn to anyone of any age." Not content to make that alleged point in writing, Thompson attached several gay porn pictures to his motion with Judge Jordan. The pictures apparently do not come directly from the National Gay News site, but rather are contained on sites linked from NGN's adult links section.
In any case, His Honor was not amused.
In an
order issued on Monday, Judge Jordan directed Thompson to show cause as to why he should not face sanctions, including possible contempt charges. Judge Jordan wrote:
The attached exhibit, which includes several graphic images of oral and genital sex between adult males, was filed electronically in the docket in this case, without prior permission from the court...
To the extent that the other attorney’s alleged conduct is in any way relevant... there was no need for Mr. Thompson to file these graphic images in the public record. A simple reference to the website and its alleged links would have sufficed...
Through his actions, Mr. Thompson made available for unlimited public viewing, on the court’s docketing system, these graphic images.
For this reason, by October 5, 2007, Mr. Thompson shall show cause why this incident should not be referred to the court’s Ad Hoc Committee on Attorney Admissions, Peer Review, and Attorney Grievance for appropriate action.
In the wake of Judge Jordan's order, Thompson has filed (at last count) four responses.
In the first, he proclaims that he is ready to go to jail over the issue:
Thompson may have more to say in his own defense as to his alleged contemptuous behavior, but at this juncture, with all respect, he does not apologize for nor regret what he has done... if this court desires to throw Thompson into jail for trying to sound the alarm in this dramatic fashion... then Thompson is prepared to go there.
In
another response Thompson likens his actions to those of a rather more famous American:
To hold Thompson in contempt for alerting the federal court system to the criminal activity... is akin to arresting Paul Revere, in 1775, for “disturbing the peace” with his midnight ride...
Via e-mail, Thompson told
GamePolitics:
I'm not the one in trouble. The judge found a certain lawyer's material obscene. I absolutely love it. This is the best thing to happen to me in a long, long time. Check my [case] filings, sweetie.
We have, and this isn't the first time Thompson has been warned by a court not to include suggestive photos in those case filings. An April 12th entry in the
Florida Supreme Court docket covering the Florida Bar's case against Thompson includes this notation:
...the Court notes that [Thompson] has attached inappropriate and pornographic materials to his petitions that are irrelevant to his arguments. Respondent is warned that should he continue to submit such inappropriate filings, the Court will consider imposing sanctions which may include, but are not limited to, a limitation on Respondent's ability to submit further filings without the signature of an attorney other than himself.
GP: As we said earlier, it's really hard to imagine what Thompson thought he might have been accomplishing by including the offending images.
What he has apparently succeeded in doing, however, is seriously upsetting the judge who must decide the merits of Thompson's attempt to block the Florida Bar from taking action against his license to practice law.
UPDATE: We've received comment from Norm Kent:
On a legal note, I am thinking most heterosexual lawyers... could better advocate their cause and arguments in the United States District Court than by... seeking, searching out and subsequently then downloading homoerotic images, that may or may not be found within our advertisers website content, over which I have no authority or control.
Comments
Either he's an evil genius, or he's just insane. Either way, he'd make a good comic book villain.
My stomach hurts! Can I sue Jackhole for causing me distress?
I can NOT stop laughing.
Yes, it is eye-opening and brings great attention to your point... but it's also illegal and downright stupid.
I imagine in the next 48 hours there will be a response from JT on this very article saying
a) this action is a win for him;
b) he will gladly be a martyr for his cause; and
c) everyone posting comments here is not a lawyer and should shut up.
Seeing as the end of his legal career is now within plain site, I think we know that all three of those points are incorrect.
@ JT (preemptively): Just stop, please. You're embarassing yourself and your entire profession. This does not prove nor solve anything and will, in the end, be a footnote in the history of video games. Not one person capable of performing a Google search cares what you have to say anymore.
GP reported on GamerDad being hospitalized for heart surgery not long ago. This technically was not news related to any games or any political actions - it was a report on a guy who went to the hospital. But since the guy in question is a somewhat important part of the gaming and political scene it was entirely appropriate in my opinion that the story appear. Same thing here - if JT suffers disciplinary action as a result of this then it'll certainly have a major effect, so it is appropriate that we be informed of the series of events leading to any potential disciplinary issues.
I'm also curious - the crux of JT's argument against Kent is that Kent has adult content linked to his LAW website. If the links are off of NGN, and Kent does not advertise his legal business on NGN or otherwise use it to solicit business, then even if he owns the website it doesn't make him any different from any other operator of websites. And NGN, from what I gather from the story, doesn't have adult content on it but simply links to sites that do. So NGN isn't even specifically an adult-themed website.
I can see the argument if a lawyer was operating a pornographic website (even if done legally it does cast lawyers in a somewhat negative light. I'm not saying that it should definitely not be allowed, but it's an argument at least worth the arguing.) But Kent's website is apparently not pornographic. Even if its key theme is of a controversial topic, there's no wrongdoing that I can see.
You have done the unthinkable. You turned a cruddy morning into the best one ever. I owe you big time!
You're doing God's work, friend.
-P
So... he's pissing off the one person that can save his sorry ass form total annihilation?
Well, I guess we've got nothing to fear here.
Hmm...Suing a website because one of their links went to an adult site.
They definitely had some real misconceptions about how the internet works.
Lets see what he included....
A Goatse through time....
Actually he's more the equivalent of Miss South Carolina Teen Caitlin Upton, since it appears neither of them know their geography! :D
Actually, if he looks at the images with disgust rather than lust I think he'll be ok.
Case in point where he tried to get Gamepolitics shut down and the posters arrested as terrorists. Post sending the letter he was 100% assure of himself that we would all be rotting in a cell somewhere. And how did that work out for your Jackie?
actually in court documents they usually do (how ever everywhere else they dont)
And, oh, looky looky who has the first comment.
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/gaysouthflorida/2007/09/judge-spanks-so.h...
Aw, isn't that sweeeet? John Bruce figures if a story isn't in HIS favor, the journalist must be a bad journalist. Awwww....
Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
Now we just have to sit back and enjoy the show.
Did that psych exam he took really clear him?
Uhhh, that doesn't seem right. I don't know much about history, but what I have heard was, he didn't do it. It was his partner, who was black, who warned everyone. While Paul Revere, himself, was drunk.
"Oh god, what do I do? They really have me backed into a corner here."
"..."
[Shoots self in foot]
"HAHAHA! MARVEL AT MY GENIUS! I HAVE WON, THREE CHEERS FOR THE RED WHITE AND BLUE! GOODBYE RAP MUSIC AND VIDJAGAMES!"
[passes out from blood loss]
And.
Maybe this was his way of coming out of the closet? XD
had to be said
How will he troll the web from jail?
So let me get this straight... Jack Thompson fights the good fight of keeping violent and sexual content out of the hands of minors by filing graphic pictures on a public website?
Of course he might say, "How many kids go to these sites and peruse legal matters?" To which there could be several replies; such as, "Most kids that read this hilarious story" "Children looking to research the legal system for school" "Many more kids that would go to the gay news website".
Oh, man, this is SO funny!! I swear if he had a knife he'd probably cut out his eyes to spite his mind.
@Soul Says: Obviously, he wasn't.
I really am at a loss for words, there's absolutely nothing I can say to top this.....
there are also "kids" that find this shit (legal info) more intresting then anything they have to pay for >_>
He loved the obscnene material? Hah.
Way to fail at the inter-tubes, Wacko Jack-o. Seriously, it's always been a pet peeve of mine when people don't know where one site ends and its links begin. Idiot. Or maybe he's just playing on other people's ignorances and he's just a liar. Neither one surprises me.
Maybe when he saw the pictures on external links (which I am sure, if you look on the website of this person he's taking to court - has a disclaimer about the content of external sites not being that site's responsibility) he got this feeling inside him, but could differentiate between anger and arousal?
I look forward to his antics during the coming Bar hearing :)
Sounds like he just made his homophobia public knowledge and just got another group of citizens on our side. Honestly, can you think of no nobler cause than stopping the linking of gay pr0n to potentially under-aged children? I cannot. War, starvation, and a collapsing economy have nothing ont he importance of this terror!
Anyone else think so?
Oh... oh man. This... I just... how.. why...
This man is insane. In-fucking-sane. At this rate, we won't have to wait for November.
2) He distributes gay porn to other men.
Conclusion: JT is a homosexual.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
"O RLY?"
"YA RLY. You see, while I was watching 'The No Spin Zone' Bill discussed a video Bin Laden made and actually showed it on the air which means that he is a terrorist as is his employer."
judge: *FACEPALM*
Did he honestly think this would make his point more apparent? Why not be a normal human being and just explain the details of the pictures IN WORDS? Or does he think the judges can't read because they're 'in cahoots' with gamers, who he thinks can only read words like 'lol.'
This man is sickening. As if his previous acts didn't assure his downfall soon enough, this will definitely be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
I'm guessing the Florida Bar lion will bite his head completely off...
--Ray
"This is the best thing to happen to me in a long, long time. Check my [case] filings, sweetie."
"Sweetie?" He. Called. Dennis. Sweetie? JESUS, THIS MAN IS SCARING ME.
Jackie Boy, your career as a attorney is over.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Brilliant. Absolutly fucking brilliant day.
First Warren Jeffs is convicted, then Jack Thompson destroys his career in an instant.
"Is this a great country or what?" Oh yes. Yes, it is.
A prior post, apparently by John Bruce, had claimed that Mr. Kent was undergoing surgery. Despite the callous attitude John Bruce showed, and despite his penchance for outright lying and deceiving, I did go to Mr. Kent's law firm site and emailed him my wishes for a speedy recovery in case this was one of the rare times John Bruce was telling the truth.
I, too, have not heard back from him. And I can't recalling seeing Mr. Kent's posts lately, as I know he has posted here before.
Since the case is still active, I would ASSUME that Mr. Kent is alive and well enough to take part in legal proceedings? Or is that assumption incorrect? As you say, you haven't heard from him yet.
Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
When he is punished and Kent is not, he will cry favoritism and collusion or some other nonsense.
Except that, if it IS a tactic, anyone who's spent any time in law school would be able to tell that and use it AGAINST him.
This is the end my friends.... JT is heading down kicking and screaming the whole way.
I love how he tries to make himself a martyr out of it by saying he is willing to go to jail over it... over what JT finding porn in the adults only links? wow just wow.
Anyone gamers in Florida wanna have a party with me let me know lol.
I've no further info on his condition - it would be good to know that he is doing well.
Doesn't this make JT a distributor of porn to minors since anyone can view the dockets?
Way to JT, you became what you despised :lol:
Quite the memorable headline, isn't it?
"Through his actions, Mr. Thompson made available for unlimited public viewing, on the court’s docketing system, these graphic images."
Maybe I'm jumping the gun here but...is this court-documented proof of JT providing pornographic material on the internet without any form of age identification?
Like, not even a CREDIT CARD? =) (/wave JT's son)
There's so much comedy gold in this story, I don't know where to begin.
Someone should make a forum avatar of JT's head calling Dennis "Sweetie".
This is like waiting for the series finale of a comedy, but the network is putting it off for a couple of months, dropping 5 minute webisodes to keep us hooked. The end of the Yack Thompson Show should be well worth watching.
Also, pornography causes peadophilia!
"Recently an Assistant U.S. Attorney, licensed by The Florida Bar, traveled to
Michigan to have sex with what he thought was a five-year-old girl. He was able to make
that “hook-up” through the Internet, the same Internet through which obscene material is
made available to pedophiles. Any person with a brain, lawyer or not, knows that
obscene images made available through that same Internet are not only making such
encounters more frequent but also more desired. Anyone who can read the Attorney
General Edwin Meese’s Commission on Pornography Report knows the linkage between
pornography/obscenity and sexual crimes. Thompson has had the pleasure of sharing the
podium with Attorney General Meese at LSU Law School years ago on these issues at
the very moment that The Florida Bar was harassing Thompson the last time about this
successful activism against this sewage."
This is genius and wins my IRONY OF THE WEEK AWARD!!
To celebrate i'm off for a wank...
"Has it occured to anyone that this might be another tactic of his? If he pisses off the judge presiding over his case, he may have grounds to have the judge disqualified for bias against him, further delaying his disbarment."
Yeah I was thinking the same thing.
I can't believe Jack tried this. He even goes so far as to say that kids don't go to the Pacer site looking for porn. That is not the problem. The problem is that kids go to the Pacer site to look at court documents and now they may stumble across porn because of Thompson.
This is nuts and his disbarment can't come any sooner.
Par for the course.
Step 1: file a case
Step 2: piss of the judge
Step 3: whine when the judge throws the case out, claim bias
Step 4: profit?
The pictures apparently do not come directly from the National Gay News site, but rather are contained on sites linked from NGN’s adult links section.
So is the phone book company guilty of distributing porn to minors if an adult video store who's phone number is contained therein happens to sell to a minor? After all, they are providing you with the means to locate said porn store... /sarcasm
Jack, you're in so much shit right now..
I love the Ahminedejad reference in the first document. Technically, we can compare Jack to Ahminedejad, due to the fact that they blatantly resist the facts, even when they are staring at them right in the face. Comparing Jack to Paul Revere is like comparing a wolverine to a taco - there's nothing to compare.
Like I've always said, "The person that will ultimately lead to JT's downfall will be JT himself."
I even clicked on the links, and while I'm straight, it's obvious these links are for porn and the ads themselves do not show anything inapropriate or indecent, until you actually click on the links. But, ads for porn are everywhere on the web and considering these look like Google ads, I'm actually surprised Jack Thompson didn't try and bring Google into the mix as well.
I have a family member that is gay and I find Mr. Thompson's actions and comments obviously descriminitory and a blantant attempt to make a mockery of the judicial system.
You Mr Thompson will get what you deserve once Judge Jordan and the Florida Bar get done with you. I hope you enjoy a long time in jail for contempt. Oh, and remember, don't bend over for the soap!
LAWL
How he hasn't been banned from practicing law by now is beyond my comprehension. The day he is, though, will be the happiest day of my life.
What was he doing looking at homosexual material anyway?
...I...uh...well...I guess if you gotta go, go with style. Maybe the crater that Jack leaves behind will become a tourist attraction.
...That came out wrong. But, yeah, I'm not really sure how this would have ever seemed like a good idea to JT. Perhaps the intricacies of his plan are such that I cannot divine them; this is entirely possible. But it's also entirely possible that his plan is such that no one outside of JT's own twisted logic can fully divine it. That'd either mean that JT is the smartest person on the planet, or that he's insane. I'm guessing that he's not the smartest man on the planet.
Well, they are both hated figures in Britain. Thing is though, Paul Revere is popular in the US, JT is not.
"Comparing Jack to Paul Revere is like comparing a wolverine to a taco"
Best laugh I've had all week!
I want a wolverine taco now. Topped with Jackie boy's special legalese BS sauce.
Just becareful with that sauce. It has a bad after taste.
Good lord. The man is the single most self-deluded inconsequential comedian I've ever encountered.
Sometimes I wonder if Jack has some kind of Legal version of the Magic 8-Ball.
It's not even that. His filings can be basically resumed as "The Florida Bar likes Norm Kent better than me but look Norm Kent's internet site has links to gay porn sites so I'm right! Here's proof, images from the porn sites!"
Do we have to read everything about this lawyer, just because he's badmouthing videogames? I think not. It's off topic. Please let's focus on the game controversies and keep our eyes on the ball. That lawyer isn't the ball. Symbolically speaking - that lawyer is just one player on the field, and right now he's munching popcorn, sitting at the sidelines, playing Phoenix Wright on his DS.
Watch that ball. Watch the teams.
OH GOD
Jack Thompson, always ready to give gamers a hearty laugh.
You just answered your own question. "Watch that ball. Watch the teams."
Technically Thompson IS the other team so we have to watch him. Albeit, slightly out there and not a good spokesman against our "team" but still an opponent nonetheless.
And even if you don't consider him the entire team, he is still a player on that team and if you watch the team, it means watching the players that make up that team.
Even then, it is still hilarious.
Best quote is this one i think
"I’m not the one in trouble. The judge found a certain lawyer’s material obscene. I absolutely love it. This is the best thing to happen to me in a long, long time."
Remind anyone else of the old Iraqi information minister? (who was busy proclaiming victory even as the capital city centre was falling)
It's highly amusing that jack actually thinks he's winning when it's blatantly obvious to everyone else that he's failing miserably in the most stunning way possible.
I think what this boils down to in part is things we cannot see, Thompson is famous for harassing people, not just them, but their families, their employers etc, he's actually pretty much a stalker, he's already harassed Dennis' employer and left some really creepy messages on his home phone, and it's not the only case, I'm sure people remember the 'I know who you are, I know where you live' comment he made on Tycho's cell phone at PAX.
So I think it's partly about Jack involvement with Video Games and partly to do with the fact that he finally recieving the payback for all the hatred he has spewed at those who don't agree with him over the years, and I wouldn't be surprised if there IS a hint of satisfaction for Dennis to report this, Jack tried to destroy (and that's a direct quote) his opponents through various nefarious means on numerous occasions, and all he's succeeded in doing is destroy himself.
You're making him up aren't you?!!!
It's getting so ridiculous that I'm actually wondering whether i'm reading a comedy blog disguised as a gaming politics blog.
It's like watching the farce escalate in an old episode of fawlty towers or something
:D
Seriously, y'know what I think he should do. Before filing any motion, he could consult his wife or close friends. He should ask them 'does this sound alright?' or 'Would it be a good idea to do this?'. At the very least, he'd look less insane. Come on, John. Submitting gay porn with a court filing? How does that play into anything?
We understand you don't like gay people, and y'know what? That's fine. I don't care what you like or don't like, but before you do something like this, you could at the very least consult somebody regarding what you're doing.
You'll be less of a laughing stock that way.