And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...
(Ezekiel 25:17 ...and, of course, Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
Numerous reports have surfaced on the web over the last few days regarding legal threats made against blog sites by Left Behind Games, publishers of a controversial real-time strategy title based upon the mega-selling Christian book series.
Gameology writes:
You've probably seen that we've posted some rather critical remarks on the game Left Behind: Eternal Forces... we're apparently on [CEO] Troy Lyndon's radar... On Monday, they escalated their response by sending me a nastygram threatening me with legal action unless I remove "false and misleading" comments from this website.
...The goal of this letter is apparently to intimidate me... On free-speech grounds, then, I feel obligated to stand by my comments and not be intimidated by a frivolous threat intended to chill legitimate criticism.
The better-able-to-defend-itself
Daily Kos apparently received a letter as well. At the
Public Theologian, Tim Simpson writes:
I got a letter today from... [an] attorney representing Left Behind Games warning me that if I did not remove all of the false and misleading information about their product that I would face legal action.
The Left Behind folks, still reeling from their disastrous launch last year, are gearing up for the release of their expansion pack next month... As an offensive strategy, they are trying to intimidate the Christian, Jewish and Muslim leaders in the blogosphere who led the charge against this awful game...
...Christians should not sit silently while corporate money-grubbers make a buck out of perverting the Christian faith. Nor should we sit silently when a game is marketed to children promoting religious violence while American soldiers are dying overseas in the middle of a religious and ethnic civil war.
GP: Suing the blogosphere? Good luck. Such bully tactics are likely to bring the wrath of bloggers - and their readers - down up Left Behind Games.
Come to think if it, Left Behind has a history of watching the blogs. We've had a few comments placed here on GP
by a company employee. I wonder if
The Daily Show and Jack Thompson got nastygrams as well?
Comments
It more along the lines of a court system, and capital punishment. He is portraying god as the one who kills, and he is basing it off of what the bible says. But the bible says God sees and knows all, even the deepest secrets we hide. But god being the one who knew every aspect of every facet of every situation, and the thoughts of all those in mind, i find him to be very capable, to serve as judge jury and executioner. This based on bible statements, the same bible that Pandralisk is using to accuse god of evil. Kind of scary to think that people can be held accountable for things they think no one knows.
@ Pandralisk, if you want to seriously debate with me, my e-mail is rdeegvainl@yahoo.com. I say this so that I don't have to keep putting this on game politics.
If they hadn't started these threats, everybody would have completely forgotten about the game by now. So it is timely with the expansion pack coming out.
dont waste your money i played the demo seriously go out and get command and conquer 3 (if you havent allready)
that is a great question, and the answer is that without God cerating the universe, there would be nothing before the universe, and that includes no laws, no color, no time, no matter, and no energy. And the very fact that everything in the universe has these things in such precise constistancy, proves that a chaotic creation did not occur, but rather, a perfectly planned and perfectly designed universe did occur. And the requirements for a plan and a design are a planner and a designer.
And the requirements for a perfectly designed universe is God :)
with much love,
Cliff Haris
with much love,
Cliff Harris
Look at things like WarCraft etc, there's massive groups both for and against Warcraft. Blizzard does the smart thing, they simply play out the averages, you can't please everyone all the time, normally, if you can weather the original opinion-storm, you will get a clearer idea of the saleability of your game.
Unfortunately, thanks to the actions of certain individuals, companies seem to be getting the idea that 'controversy = sales', it's worked so well for other companies, I certainly hope that is not what is going on here.
Wow, all I can say is brilliant. While I may be an atheist, I have studied theology and the Bible and I'm pretty sure I could find various things to quote this hypocrasy, but it's too early for that sort of thing.
I didn't know there was an expansion pack, did you?
Exactly...
we all know where the law suit will end
This smells like a corporation attempting to deny individuals their First Amendment rights. IF the government can't do it, there's no way I'm gonna let Ben & Jerry’s or McDonalds have that power.
Wait. Left Behind Games actually has enough money to hire lawyers? I thought they were losing money on their crappy game(s), if anything. I think this may be the real news story.
Shhh. He may hear you.
Before he posts let's go ahead and establish the belief that this is a CORPORATION which is taking such reprehensible actions. No matter what beliefs the CORPORATION may support, they are still a COMPANY and act and should be treated in such a way.
(Now, I wish I could capitalize the word corporation in my previous post. My kingdom for an edit button!)
The game is full of fail.
Yep...
Diner: Excuse me, waiter? What would you reccomend from this menu of comments on a christian related blog post?
Waiter: Ah, may I recommend the genralising, hateful bile, JT style, made by our head chef Pandralisk?
And Pandralisk, shut the fuck up. Before you even start talking. Because with all your snobbery about religion, you appear to be a worse person for it.
[i]The letter does not specify which information posted by the blogger or by his readers is deemed by Troy Lyndon and Left Behind Games, Inc., to be "false and misleading."
Nor does the letter specify that the office address used on Mr. Katz’s letterhead is located in a private house. But an online search on the Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, Recorder of Deeds site shows that the address -- 452 Brookhurst Ave. – is a private house owned by Linda Ashley. And records on file with the SEC show that Mr. Katz is Ms. Ashley’s son.
The threatening letter from Left Behind Games, Inc., issues from an attorney whose office is located in his mother’s house. The letter instructs bloggers to "contact my Administrator on this matter, Robilyn Lyndon at (951) 816-0901." That would be the home number of Robilyn J. Lyndon, a/k/a Mrs. Troy Lyndon, a/k/a the Executive Vice President of Left Behind Games, Inc. The letter is misleading: the attorney is referring bloggers not to his "Administrator," but back to his client.[/i]
I'm forced to agree that there's no such thing as bad publicity when you don't have any to begin with. They have nowhere to go BUT up.
I take comfort in the knowledge of their inevitable failure.
So they decide to release an expansion and try to force good reviews. Great plan there. Wonder if their lawyer got his license from the same place JBT got his. (ie out of a cracker jack box or equivalent)
What gets me at this is sent to a gamers blog, gamer blogs have gamers and gamers tend to look past the deeper "meaning" of a game (the meaning that JT would dredge out) and just play. So it seems doubtful gamers would bash the thing on theological terms... its just likely to be a repeat of weak game.
-P
How was this game marketed to children? It was barely marketed at all.
And now their marketing strategy seems to consists of pissing off web sites that didn't like the game, just so they might mention the product again.
Isn't that how any crummy product gets airtime?
Either that or they're going for the "whaaaa, interweb atheists are persecuting us pooooooor christians... again.... *buy the game*"
This reeks of “we want free publicity” to me. They have to know they can’t shut people up like that and that even if they could, the backlash would catapult the story into the public eye.
This reeks of "let's not become the butt on the internet's jokes again thanks to our expansion pack." Terrible games (and even good ones) get ripped apart all the time on blogs, it's just the nature of them.
I'm of GameClucks thinking, when was this marketing directly to children?
They must be reading the Jack Thompson book on how to be a media success, sue anyone who says anything you don't like.
Dear Mr. Katz,
Congratulations on your sudden worldwide fame, brought courtesy of Google and the many copies of your cease-and-desist letters that have been posted on various blogs online. The meteoric nature of your rise to fame is impressive. Even if I had all you had -- a legal career conducted out of my mother's Cheeto-and-hand-lotion scented basement, a penchant for writing buffoonish and legally frivolous threatening letters, and an association with a producer of mediocre eliminationist twaddle -- I cannot imagine leveraging it into the sort of prominence you have achieved. They used to say that fame was fleeting, but that was before Google -- what pride you must take in knowing that from now on, whenever anyone searches for your name, they will encounter a deluge of references to this episode! I understand that many of the nation's top firms are as we speak attempting to build a practice in the issuance of ineffectual, quasi-literate, and profoundly unconvincing SLAPP threats, and I'm sure it's only a matter of time before your phone starts to ring off the hook with offers from headhunters. Or that may be that State Bar investigator again, I'm not sure. That's what voice-mail is for.
Anyway, be proud that you have proved them all wrong -- the women who have laughed themselves into a trachea-scarring coughing fit in the course of rejecting your mawkish advances, the clients who have fired you upon discovering that your mastery of jurisprudence makes Lionel Hutz look like Oliver Wendell Holmes, the law school classmates who still bond over stories of your earnest but spasm-inducing classroom comments. This shows them! You Are Somebody.
Hooray for you!
What are you hoping to gain from that? To prove yourself superior to a guy who's just doing his job (albeit not competently)?
They'd be setting a dangerous precedent if they won.
-Mike Schwinger
"Do you all seriously think Left Behind Games are the only ones threatening blogs who say a word against them? Oh, no, no nonono. ALL Christians, or, should I say, bible-thumping bigots, spam blogs with cease-and-desists, even if the topic isn't even about Christians! And why? Oh, it's all because of their Bronze-age war-god, who EATS BABIES, and TORTURES PUPPIES.
Their God also secretly lives on earth, as a profoundly gay black man with a hot pink afro and baby blue facial hair named Stan. He lives in Downtown New York, is married to a dustbin called Jim-Bob, and plays STRIP POKER WITH THE DEVIL on saturday nights.
It's all proven in the bible. Really."
:D
Now why doesn't Rockstar do this to news outlets that claim they're products have rape and encourage violence against police officers.
Better yet lets have the atheist try to evolve all those that believe in a higher being. During an Apocalypse.
Muslims force people to make people take trips to Mecca.
For the Jews, well it would almost be the same game.
Maybe for the Buddhist we just have them burn everyone that doesnt reach enlightenment.
offended? I wonder why? maybe I should do a find and replace with the left behind description and see if people get offended.
Certainly both the actual game and the game you propose Are offensive. That isn't the point. The point is people are free to express themselves however they like; provided it doesn't physically harm someone else. If Se7enwolf enjoys the game, good for him. His playing it doesn't affect me whatsoever. Even though I find the concept offensive, I might have to get a demo and try it out just to see what the uproar is about. Hell, I enjoyed 'Plan Nine...' because it's a crappy stupid movie. Maybe I could enjoy the 'Left Behind...' on the same principle.
And I'll just re-iterate the gist of my blog post, which is that while we (as bloggers, commenters, citizens, whatever) should rightly protest attempts to chill free speech, it is possible to break the law by saying or writing something false and damaging about someone or something. So while it's important to me to criticize games that have problems, it's more important to me that I be honest, which is why I'm asking for specific cases where they think I've been dishonest. I have to be willing to let them tell me where they think I'm mistaken if I expect them to listen to the problems I have with the game. And, for the record, the problems I have are its representations of minorities and women. Based on what I've played, I can't say truthfully that I think it promotes a "kill or convert" message, at least not as overtly as some have been describing it. Someone probably could make that argument, but it's not what I'm arguing.
Also, Ron Brynaert is correct that as far as we know, Daily Kos has not received a letter. Someone there just diaryed about the phenomenon of other sites getting the letter. Kotaku, for example, got it seven times.
zach
It just blows my mind every time I hear people putting out offensive content when they get a similar offensive content thrown back at them. Things just start spiraling down from there.
there is that old quote from the bible and said in different ways in practically every religion. "do unto others as other do unto you." So what goes around comes around and if ur ready to offend some people be ready to be offend yourself.
And well he might enjoy the game. like how some might enjoy mine.
BTW, has anyone here actually read any of their books or seen any of their movies?
I tried reading one of the books, but it was god-awful pulp. Next time I'll stick with slamming my nuts in a door. The experience is preferable.
Hell, I'm still trying to figure if it was marketed at all.
These people have put making money through the vehicle of faith ahead of christian principals.
If ever there was a modern equivalent to the money changers Jesus drove out of Jerusalem's temple, it would the industry that has sprang up offering faith themed novelties.
It saddens me to see so many of us readily accepting this disgusting commercialization of our beliefs.
"Haha, Left Behind is such a beautiful depiction of Christian hate, superstition, and “vales.” "
What's this? The Jack Thompson of religion finds a negative portrayal of Christianity to be beautiful? Why am I not surprised?
You really are the Jack Thompson of Religion.
how the hell . . . this was a horrible horrible game
what the hell were they smoking when they decided to make a sequel???!!!!
"Bong Hits for Jesus" XD
that makes sense
One difference between me a JT. JT has yet to point out causality between games and morally corrupting deviant behavior.
In contrast, I'd be more than happy to point out the specific Bible versus that explicitly identify your "God" to be a sick, genocidal, child killing, merciless, vain, proud, chevenustic, muderous, and evidenceless fictional creation of superstition.
Nothing like threatening children and peaceful adults with eternal damnation if you do not telepathically acknowledge a cosmic Jewish space zombie as your master, egh?
It's time you all wake up and see Christian values for what they are explicitly stated to be in the text. Left Behind is, indeed, a BEAUTIFUL (not morally, it simply presents Christian values in an almost platonic fashion of representation) depection of Christian values.
SHUT UP SHUT UP,SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
I am seriously sorry that you cannot see yourself for the hateful person you are, but you ARE exactly as bad as JT. Instead of acknowledging that there are good ,well meaning christians out there, you settle for the "guilty until proven innocent" frame of mind and make the exact same fucking type of blanket statements JT does.
And might I add, I have several friends who are devout christians, and I am pagan, well, sort of. They have NOT called for my death, they have NOT condemned me to their hell. They haven even slightly wished harm upon me despite being of their faith.
@kurisu7885
I'm long overdue for saying this to you(didn't want to end up saying something outrageously stupid), but thanks for time and again showing the most prevalent kind of both atheism and agnositicism, that is, level-headed and respectful of others. You're one of the great many good ones. It's the vocal and hateful ones like Pandralisk and JT that give both sides a bad image.
Wheee, perhaps if you actually read the content of the messages listed above, you might realize that I am not positing any judgements on Christians. Let me show you the distinction:
I am positing values CONTAINED IN THE BIBLE on the ficiticious entity that Christians, Jews, and Muslims purportedly worship (ie, talk to themselves). Most Christians are "good" people (in a VERY rough sense of the term) but choose to remain ignorant -- or hold beliefs that contradict -- the values and religion they claim to believe in.
Christians seem to take my arguements about the nature of God -- again, look to your Bibles and read about the most vindictive, evil, murderous, child-killing, and backwards ficticious creature ever dreamed up by man -- and go into some sort of shock. I am not attacking Christians: I am attacking their absurd and evil values, which they seem to forget, neglect, or acknowledge only when convient.
If you can show me a passage that god does not have mercy i can show you one where he does. Just because mercy isn't extended in all situations doesn't make one merciless.
As for sick? as defined by you? please point out where he is sick.
Genocidal child killing and murderous would can all be stated in the same text and serves as nothing more than you trying to find more BAD words to make your flame bait longer.
I would also like to debate your idea of eternal damnation. I am a christian myself and from what i've read, there is no eternal damnation other than eternally not existing. How is NOT giving some one eternal life threatening them?
Your term zombie is also just used in an inflamatory sense, look up what a zombie is. (hint; it is not just someone coming back to life)
But please if you can point out causality, DO SO!!!! You say you are more than happy, no back that up. Cause I haven't seen you do it.
May God Bless all of you,
Your brother, Cliff Harris
I pity the religious. Remember, you worship a God that encompasses murder, threats, and violence -- just like the ancient carthegians, aztecs, and druids. Thor and Jesus will oneday exist together in the same pile of superstitious, ficticious, garbage.
Did you stop to think about what your saying before you spout your diatribe?
Are you trying to tell me that a person who does extend mercy in some situations, is merciless due to another situation that they do not? (JT logic)
Lake of Fire, oooh, you picked the biggest difference between what I and my religion believe and what somebody else does. Dang you just stereotyped my religion and attack it, without knowing anything about it. (like JT)
Now on to the Lake of Fire issue.
God doesn't have a fire burning now in some place termed “hell” where sinners go at death.
2Peter 3:10 says - “the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire and the EARTH AND EVERYTHING IN IT WILL BE BURNED UP.
2Thessalonians 1:8,9 in speaking of the lost states “…they will be PUNISHED WITH EVERLASTING DESTRUCTION and shut out from the presence of the Lord.” Notice it does not say EVERLASTING DESTROYING but everlasting destruction. This means that their destruction lasts forever, there will never be a chance of them coming back to life. Another verse in Matthew 25:46 speaking about the same event says “…these shall go away into EVERLASTING PUNISHMENT.” Notice it does not say EVERLASTING PUNISHING. The fate of the wicked is a punishment that last forever, one from which there is no return, no appeal, etc.
Romans 6:23 which says “the WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH,” not eternal life in hell.
Malachi 4:1,2 describe this scene “…it will burn like a furnace and every evildoer will be stubble and that day that is coming will set them on fire,…they WILL BE ASHES UNDER THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET.
But then again Pandralisk, you seem to think that christians all believe the exact same thing, and you know what they believe.
And know Pandralisk most everybody pities you, not because you do or do not have religion, but that you are a sad sad troll.
Depends on what they did to earn that punishment.
I can only surmise that from your statement that you also find the Buddhist concept of Karma equally as evil. As that also has a person paying for their actions.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[f] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.[g] 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God."
With love (Agape)
your brother, Cliff Harris
How about if they said, "This game teaches believers that they need to either convert or kill non-believers"? In fact, that's exactly what many bloggers have said, and it's patently false. Such falsehoods can and probably did hurt the company, much as false claims of bacterial contamination or deliberate poisoning of a food product would hurt the company that produces it.
This will be my only input on the matter -- I already feel bad enough feeding a troll such as you.
Incidentally, I find people throwing around scripture to be just about as annoying. I'm talking to you, rdeegvainl and Cliff: take your prosthletizing elsewhere.
that athiestistic view would also to also completely ignore that everything in the univerese is governed by a set of laws. The laws of gravity, motion, or physics just to name a few. And these laws which are constistant, unaltering, and unfailing prove that an All knowing, All Powerful, and All Present God not only exists, but is still at work in the universe.
God loves you Chuck. you should check out needhim.org, or call 1-888-NEED-HIM if you want to learn how to have a real meaningful relationship with Him.
With much love (Agape)
Cliff Harris
"that athiestistic view would also to also completely ignore that everything in the univerese is governed by a set of laws."
should have said
"that athiestistic view would also have to completely ignore that everything in the univerese is governed by a set of laws"
:)
UNIVERSE
ok good night, and much love to all of you :)
Cliff Harris
When someone attacks what the bible based on what they think it says, you have to use what it says to dispute. I see it no different than someone misrepresenting what is said in any book, if i have knowledge to dispute what others say i am gonna do. Sorry you think i am "prosthletizing" I don't even know what that word means, and can't find it in any dictionaries. But I assure you i am not trying to convert, i am trying to use logic to defuse the attacks on a belief system. If he says that he doesn't believe I have no problem with that, but I will counter attacks on the beliefs themselves if I have knowledge to do so.
You will also see that the way i do things is very different from Cliff.
All you say is that a universe following rules proves there is a god. That doesn't prove squat.
/not atheist, but tired of the religious using weak or non existent logic
But to that, I'm an avid videogamer, and I've played and enjoyed games that have been bashed by online 'communities'. They need to just shut up and let the pieces fall where they may.
You'll find many of the people posting are quite harsh, but many also offer very constructive ideas too. If they really wanted to address the situation, they should have a company rep post on the blogs and ask simply, 'what can we do to improve on the next one?'
Therein lies the difference between success and failure in the gaming market.
Cliff, you've just used the agnostic line of reasoning to try to prove the existence of God. It really doesn't prove anything, it just says that there is more to existence than we currently understand.
And random thought #2... I know how Left Behind got enough money to pay the lawyer fees. The CEO switched to Geico savings him tons of cash!
Regardless of my beliefs - I don't really think Orcs exist, yet I play Warcraft. Ummm, Mc. Fly.. it doesn't matter what *you* believe, it's a matter of what a potential customer bases wants to believe or wants to play.
Why turn it into an argument over religion? You'll not change my faith regardless of what you say, ever.
A good video game has zero to do with reality, lol. While it can be about a realistic subject (Rome: Total War, Battleground 1942) it can also be about pure fantasy (WoW, Halo, Mario Brothers). But that makes no difference in terms or playability.
Plus, how many games have been made from movies or books and are actually any good? Even all the 'Lord of the Rings' games failed miserably, but others in the Fantasy Genre (WoW, Everquest) have become the largest ever.
That's pathetic. I'm a lawyer and if you're defending the twit attorney who sent those letters as some sort of "innocent" go-between, well, you're just a fxcked-in-the-head moron of shall we say Biblical proportions.
Get a clue. And get off your high horses.
Translation: if the graphics were better, I could stay erect longer and spread my seed in Jesus' name.
Yes, but I claim that Jesus Christ and his dad are nothing but mindless robots designed by Grattulartfartattack to clean out his invisible but stenchy butthole for all eternity. And for you to claim that Grattulartfartattack does not exist would mean that you have to know 100,000,000,000/100,000,000,000 to the 10 billionth power of everything in the universe PLUS ONE. That makes you the stupidest and most arrogant person in the whole world.
Argue your way out of that one, shxt-for-brains.
Only a retarded American fundie would think that a universe where millions of innocent children starve and die of disease is "perfect."
The designs is perfect and everything is bound by the laws set for them, except us humans who have free will. God gave us free will so we can come to Him freely because we want to, not because w have to. Just like you don’t want to have to force a woman to marry you, you want her to marry you because she wants to. So while we can come to God freely, people can also turn agaist God freely to their own demise. And this is where all the evil in the world comes in. Including those who pretend to be Christian then do horrendous things in the name of Jesus.
A really sad thing, is that alot of the world is like the little that is having so much fun playing in a rain puddle that they don't want to leave with their family to go Disney World for the first time...
with much love,
Cliff Harris
the part of my last post
I meant...
"A really sad thing, is that alot of the world is like the little kid that is having so much fun playing in a rain puddle that they don’t want to leave with their family to go Disney World for the first time…"
And the first part of the 1st paragraph I meant design not designs
sorry :)
Who? When? The context? What did other 'brilliant' scientists think about his statement?
"to make a claim like the silly athiestic “There is no God” would mean that you would have to know 100,000,000,000/100,000,000,000 to the 10 billionth power of everything in the universe."
And how much of the Universe do you need to be an expert on to be fully convinced that we were all created by a supreme being less than 6000 yrs ago?
great questions!
"A brilliant scientist once said we do not even know 1/100,000,000,000 to the 10 billionth power of anything in the universe."
To say with 100% surety that there is no God would mean that you would have to know 100% everything to say that, or you are simply stating a silly oppinion without 100% surety. in fact a more accurate statement would be without even
continuing...
the about 6000 year... I never really counted the exact number of years, but it can be done by counting the years each person lived that are listed in the geneology of the Bible, but it probably is somewhere under 12,000 years old, and here is why.
I'd say God created the earth at a mature age,
And the Bible does gives support to this when God created Adam as a full grown mature man, not as a child first. And Jesus turned water into wine, not grape juice first. Why would God wait 500 million years for the earth to form when He is All Powerful?
Well if He did, did God do it by speeding up time on the earth by 500 million year / second?
or did He carefully lay everything out so we can we see them? I'd say He carefully laid things out for us to see, and appreciate. And I am glad He did. The earth is a very beautiful place, He did a perect Job on it. The sunsets, the waterfalls, And the mountains. Think about the probability of the earth forming randomly into being such a perfect place. Take into consideration, the distance from the sun, the moon's distance and gravitational influence, the gasses in the atmosphere tht make it breathable for life, the axis the Earth changes *JUST* enough on, all of the metals so close to the surface, the patterns of colors, shapes, and sounds, our feelings of love, charity, and self conciousness, it is ridiculous that people have been decieved into thinking this all happened by itself. Life itself is a COMPLETELY awesome gift of God and it is even MORE awesome when He comes into it personally. And that is what being a Christian is all about, us being with God. He loves us unconditonally, no matter what we have done, or how big or how small, how thin or fat, it doesn't even matter how successful or well dressed we are. He loves each of us individually, and He made each one of us unique as He wants us. And when we come to Him willfully, and recieve what He has for us, that is when you start the adventure of your life. :)
with much love,
Cliff Harris
I heard a story about an athiest who had to row ashore on a life boat for some reason, who, when he got there saw a native tribesman carrying a big black book entitled Holy Bible. And the athiest pointed to the Bible and said, "hey we don't believe in that book", and the tribesman pointed to a fence with hundreds of human skulls on it from the days the tribe used to be canibals, and said to the athiest, "well you better thank God we do believe it!"
Just 1 more example of how much better the world has been since God sent Jesus Christ to it. :)
with much love,
Cliff Harris
Here is what he wants people to send by email:
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For a long time I have tried to find a special way to propose marriage to my girlfriend Mary, whom I know for five years now. I wanted it very special, romantic and memorable, something our grandchildren would still remember.
And here is my idea: I will send out the proposal to Mary to 50 complete strangers, people I don't know - hoping, that they will forward my proposal to as many people as possible, which in turn forward it etc. And some day, I hope, it will reach Mary, after it has travelled a very long way. I know, it will take a long time and I am quite nervous…
From the poem MY Mary will know immediately that the proposal is for her.
I have created a homepage ( http://www.proposal-to-mary.com ) where you can find the current status of my quest. You can use the homepage to check if the proposal has already reached Mary (in that case it is not necessary anymore to forward the mail).
Once the proposal has reached Mary, I will put a note on these pages. Also I will publish there how many people have read the proposal so that everybody can see how far it has spread and that it is getting closer to Mary.
And of course you will find there what I am waiting for most: Mary's answer! I can't tell you, how nervous I am… Will she accept my proposal? Will she like the unusual way how she got it, through the hands of thousands of messengers all over the world?
Please cross your fingers for me! And please - help me by sending the mail to as many people as possible, to help it spread, so that it eventually reaches Mary.
And here is my proposal:
Mary, please forgive me, as you know English is not my native language. And I am not a poet. But I mean it from my heart.
My angel,
Five years ago, I will always remember the day When fate made us meet, blissful Alaskan moments in May Earth spun around us and a journey began Love, warmth, happiness, enough the years to span.
The longer it lasts the more grows our bond And with 80 still - of you I will be fond Whatever happens, I will stay at your side Through good and bad, together let us stride
No second with you was ever wasted
You are the sweetest I have ever tasted
We have spent so many years - why not a life?
Mary, will you marry me - and become my wife?
Mary, if you have received that and have recognized me, then give me a sign so that I can continue with the romantic part of my proposal…
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