
Writing for
American Thinker, Patrick Albanese recommends gag holiday gifts for the crowded field of Democratic presidential candidates.
When it comes to Chris Dodd, Albanese uses an enormously popular music game to imply that the Connecticut senator's campaign has no chance of success:
Chris Dodd will be receiving an altered version of the video game Guitar Hero. This game allows the player to fantasize that he is really playing some of the most difficult guitar riffs every composed. The fake plastic instrument that comes with it gives you something to hold, but it doesn't really do anything.
My altered version is called Presidential Hero. It makes you think you are the President, but you are really in your basement staring into a phony teleprompter.
GP: Of course,
GamePolitics readers know that Republican Mike Huckabee is the only 2008 presidential candidate known to
actually have played Guitar Hero.
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Now all we need is some one to make it.
Morons.
Let the candidates chase a purple oval office; one they would never catch.
that was Heroin Hero. you never catch the dragon.
yep. see, i'm not an r-tard.
See, I love statements like this. It makes the pundit look extremely stupid. There is some actual, basic guitar skills required, while it is simplified for the game quite a bit, but playing Guitar Hero can help anyone who is interested in playing guitar at least get some of the basic concepts, like basic fingering, timing, and as the notes for Guitar Hero are coming down the stream as sheet music, there is even some ability to read sheet music for guitars slipped in on the game as well.
Yes, the "plastic fake controller" isn't a real guitar. And yes, it doesn't teach everything, but to say it doesn't really do anything is a bit of a moronic statement on his part.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6t2qF8NLZvY
Now imagine how scary that would be if this game was real and it was Hiliary Clinto climbing out your throat
*shudder*
The purple dragon lives!!!
www.gamegum.com/game/1857/heroin-hero/
On a side note, Huckabee bothers me. Heavily. The fact that he's actually touched a GH controller makes him no less passe to me.
Actions speak so much louder than words.
Always remember that if the people running for President are Senators and Congresspeople, they are still in their current offices and, as such, they should continue to fulfill their obligation to the people in those capacities. Otherwise, it's like gunning for a job promotion while taking a year off to interview at another company.
"The fake plastic instrument that comes with it gives you something to hold, but it doesn’t really do anything."
Whether or not what you say was to be the implication or not is one thing, but this quote at face value tells the person who isn't looking closely enough that they just hold the thing to look like a schmuck.
"GP: Of course, GamePolitics readers know that Republican Mike Huckabee is the only 2008 presidential candidate known to actually have played Guitar Hero. "
i'll give mike credit for something he actually seems to relize that people under the age of 40 can vote
#1 He seems to care about keeping artistic classes in schools
#2 Said he'd run with Steven Colbert as his vice pres
#3 made that Chuck Norris endorsement commercial(bit late for that though since most people are starting to get sick of chuck norris jokes)
Hes the #1 republican and hilary is the #1 dem(atm) between the two id have to go with huck simply because i dont trust Hilary
and mike seems to have good intentions(which yes i relize has almost nothing to do with how he'll run things but still id rather be behind someone whos working twords something good(Better education for children) and dosnt succeed rather than something terrible(end of freedoms) and does succeed
(its one small step from banning games to banning newspapers)
If you play GTA, you will be able to go driving around and kill people.
???
As a product of an Arkansas schools, I feel the need to point out that Huck has done more harm to the state's education system than No Child Left Behind. Under his watch and direction many productive school districts with high test scores and graduation rates were consolidated with larger school districts which resulted in lower quality education and large class sizes. As far as art classes, they in large part a joke at a lot of schools in AR (they were at mine).
The number one reason I am AGAINST Huckabee is because of his record on education.
Ya, i wondered that too. It is a double-standard world, aint it? I just talked to my uncle who is pretty good at the real guitar, he tried GH2 on easy, and got boo-ed off the stage. Then i came on in medium (ive only played it once before) and got 94% accuracy. Now then, im off to learn how to drive and shoot an uzi at the same time in GTA: SA.
(pun intended)