Background for today's testimony: James Smith was one of two Blank Rome attorneys who testified against Jack Thompson in his November, 2007 Bar trial. Smith, along with Rebecca Ward, represented Take Two Interactive and other video game industry defendants in the $600 million Strickland vs Sony lawsuit which Thompson filed in Alabama.
It was upon a motion filed by Smith and Ward that Judge James Moore, in November, 2005 revoked Thompson's pro hac vice (visiting) right to practice law in Alabama, essentially throwing him off the Strickland case, which alleged that a 2004 triple cop killing was prompted by the 18-year-old murderer's play of Grand Theft Auto.
(Smith and Ward filed a Bar complaint against Thompson and were called to testify at his trial. In the excerpted transcripts, SMITH is Smith. JT is Thompson, TUMA is prosecutor Sheila Tuma and DT is Judge Dava Tunis, who is presiding over the case…)
TUMA: Explain to the Court why you filed your Bar complaint in this matter against Mr. Thompson.
SMITH: [Our complaint deals] with a history of the most offensive, abusive conduct that I have ever encountered in the 25 years or so that I have been a lawyer... I continue to get e-mails. I think I got one last week from Mr. Thompson. They have the same menacing tone, the same offensive quality to them. Nothing, in my view, has stopped him and I expect that when I leave here today that he will bombard me -
JT: Your Honor -
SMITH: -and my law firm with more e-mails -
JT: Your Honor, motion to -
SMITH: -because that's what he does.
JT: Your Honor, motion to strike. That's conjecture.
DT: Overruled.
JT: Overruled?
DT: Yes, overruled. Continue.
TUMA: Can you explain to the Court what effect Mr. Thompson's conduct has had on you?
SMITH: Your Honor, I have never experienced anything like this before and I have been in some pretty tough fights... This is so far beyond the pale, it's unimaginable. This man on a routine basis accuses me of participating in fraud, in the mental molestation of minors, in the most offensive, disgusting things that you could possibly imagine, and he does it all with absolute impunity... You can't imagine what it's like - well, I guess you can, because I hear he sued you, too - but it's difficult to imagine that this could go on.
It had nothing to do with the practice of law. It's horrible. It's absolutely horrible. He makes reference to my mother and father. He makes reference to my partners. He just makes baseless, absolutely insane allegations, and he does it continually... We have a filter in our law firm now so that his e-mails only go to certain people.
JT: Your honor, move to strike because he was asked how it has affected him and then he went to using words that I'm insane, that I have sued you, and so forth. So I would ask that you move to strike his non-responsive answer. The question was, how did it affect him.
DT: Overruled.
(Thompson begins to cross-examine Smith...)
JT: Mr. Smith, let's go to, if we may, your motion to revoke [my Alabama pro hac vice admission]... (Thompson reads from Smith's motion) "Further, Thompson failed to fully inform the Court and the Alabama State Bar of the complete history of his disciplinary proceedings in his home state of Florida." What did I fail to tell [Judge Moore's] trial court and the Alabama State bar?
SMITH: Well, what we have alleged in the brief, sir... It reads: "...the true material facts regarding Thompson's history of disciplinary complaints to the Florida Bar are far more complicated than set forth in Thompson's carefully worded letter to this Court. Far from simply accepting a public [1992] reprimand for violations of Florida ethical rules, Thompson instead caused a Florida Judge and the Florida Bar to question his mental capacity, resisted efforts to hold disciplinary proceedings, engaged in abusive invective against anyone he saw as his opponent, including the Courts themselves, and attempted to absolve himself of his misconduct by casting himself as the defenseless victim of a nebulous and far reaching conspiracy headed by his political opponents.
(Thompson then focused on the mental health issue, reading several paragraphs from a letter to Judge Moore's Court...)
JT: Now, why didn't you put [what I just read] in your characterization of what I had done improperly that I was reprimanded for [in 1992]?
SMITH: Why didn't I put it in?
JT: Yes. Since you wanted the Court, I guess, to fully understand what it was I had done 13 years prior; but you didn't have anything, did you, in your motion -
SMITH: Mr. Thompson, I'm going to ask you to step back. Step back.
JT: I'll step back when the court asks me to.
DT: Let's do this. We have a podium that's pushed over... Let's have all parties utilize the podium.
SMITH: Thank you, Your Honor.
DT: All right.
JT: What were you afraid of, Mr. Smith?
DT: Okay. That's inappropriate.
JT: No. It isn't inappropriate, Judge. I don't mean to argue with you, but I'd like to know what Mr. Smith is concerned about.
DT: Mr. Thompson, I'm going to ask you to please utilize the podium as it is -
JT: I'm going to utilize the podium, Judge, but I would like to know why Mr. Smith asked me to step back.
DT: I'm not going to require him to answer that question...
JT: I think the door was open on that because -
DT: There's no door open. Please continue with the questioning.
JT: And just for the record, Judge... Mr. Smith says that this has all impacted him and it seems to me he's afraid of me. So I wanted to ask him about that.
(there was much back-and-forth and numerous objections regarding Thompson's past issues with shock radio personalities... Thompson wants to know if Smith learned of these issues in his research on Thompson's 1992 issues with the Bar...)
JT: Did you find any evidence in any news reportage suggesting or indicating that the nature of - if there was, in fact - a series of death threats received by me and my wife?
SMITH: I don't recall.
JT: Would you be surprised if that had happened?
TUMA: Objection, Your Honor.
DT: Overruled. Go ahead, sir. You can answer.
SMITH: Would I be surprised if there were death threats against you?
JT: Orchestrated by the talk show host.
SMITH: I don't have the basis to have an opinion...
(followed by more sparring about what was contained in Smith's pro hac vice revocation motion to Judge Moore...)
JT: Mr. Smith, you're asserting, are you not, that the reason that I brought and sought certain federal relief was to forestall the disciplinary proceedings. You don't know what was in my mind, do you?
SMITH: Well, it's true that I don't know what is in your mind, ever, Mr. Thompson. That is a true statement.
JT: That's clever. Now answer the question.
SMITH: But I don't. That was the question, "You don't know what's in my mind," and I answered it.
JT: How do you know that my purpose of seeking the federal action was to forestall the disciplinary proceedings as opposed to getting federal relief for what I thought were inappropriate proceedings? You don't know that.
SMITH: Because I have a brain.
JT: I beg your pardon?
SMITH: And because it's exactly the pattern that you used here.
JT: What pattern here? Where?
SMITH: Running, suing everybody in sight who doesn't agree with you, seeking -
JT: Oh, so you -
SMITH: You cut me off again.
JT: Okay, Mr. Smith. You go right ahead. I'll give you as much rope as you want.
SMITH: Is that a question?
JT: No. You go right ahead, I said.
SMITH: Okay. It's exactly what you're doing here, Mr. Thompson. Exactly.
JT: Go right ahead.
SMITH: I'm finished.
(following this are numerous pages of back-and-forth about the circumstance which led Smith to file the pro hac vice revocation motion in Alabama... there is a discussion regarding one of Thompson's television appearances, the 60 Minutes appearance with the late Ed Bradley which Thompson so often refers to...)
JT: So your position is that I violated the canons of ethics in Alabama by going on "60 Minutes" about this?
SMITH: No, Mr. Thompson... you violated [rule] 3.6 when you said what you said on "60 Minutes." When you -
JT: That was my shorthand way of -
SMITH: When you went on "60 Minutes," at that moment in time, you hadn't opened your mouth yet. It's when you opened you mouth and said the things you said -
JT: Mr. Smith, you're -
SMITH: Excuse me. You're cutting me off again.
DT: Let him finish...
JT: So your testimony is that my going on "60 Minutes" and saying what I said about the [Strickland vs. Sony] civil case was an ethics violation. Is that right?...
SMITH: To be more precise, your going on "60 Minutes" and saying what you said allowed us to present to the Court in Alabama that there was an ethical violation. It was the Court in Alabama that found that it was an ethical violation...
(after some legal arguments, Thompson moves on to Rockstar's Bully...)
JT: Is it your position, Mr. Smith, that I shouldn't communicate with the media about Take Two's Bully game?
SMITH: It was my position - and still is my position, Mr. Thompson, that you, like every other officer of the Court, are required to discharge your duties in accordance with whatever rules are applicable. Therefore, I would need to know what it is you were contemplating saying about Bully and in what context. So in a vacuum, I can't answer that question. Certainly - I'll stop here.
JT: I'm not asking you that... Were any of the letters I wrote anybody about the Bully game - which in my opinion is a Columbine simulation made by your client, and there is litigation about that here in South Florida - that the letters you have regarding that violated the Canon of Ethics in Alabama?
SMITH: Mr. Thompson, we would need to go through the letters that are attached to the appendix so that I could refresh my recollection.
JT: Okay.
SMITH: Judge, I hope you can appreciate - I get eight, 10, 12 e-mails a day from this guy. I couldn't keep track of them all.
JT: Come on. Eleven e-mails a day. Are you saying that under oath?
SMITH: Mr. Thompson, I want you to listen to me very carefully.
JT: I'm listening real carefully.
SMITH: I'm absolutely saying that under oath.
JT: Eleven e-mails a day.
SMITH: Well, I'm sure there was a day when I got 11. I didn't count them all. They were so plentiful that our law firm had to engage in a system to screen them because you thought it was appropriate to enlist my partners in your cause.
JT: Well, if you were confronted with the situation where you thought somebody's law firm was acting improperly, would you consider alerting the head of the firm to that?
SMITH: Mr. Thompson -
JT: Would you?
SMITH: The point is, there was no basis for you to make those scurrilous allegations.
JT: Why don't you answer the question?
SMITH: They were scurrilous, false accusations...
JT: If you were confronted with a situation, Mr. Smith, in which a law firm you felt was involved - and I'm asking you this hypotheticaly - in unethical, illegal conduct, would it be appropriate to alert the head of the firm to that?
SMITH: It would depend if there was a factual basis to the concern... In this case there was none, as found by Judge Moore.
JT: Move to strike.
DT: overruled.
(as he did with Judge Moore, Thompson raises the issue of a parody website site for the the PSP game GTA: Vice City Stories. Smith seems unaware of it...)
JT: This is a letter to the Judge, Judge Moore. "Judge, I told you and I told Mr. Smith weeks ago, that his client, Take Two Rockstar, was and is still targeting me on its official website as supposedly the head of the decency organization called C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S., which is an acronym for Citizens United Negating Technology For Life and People's Safety. How clever they are. Pornographers are smarter that the rest of us, far smarter than the people of Alabama, they think." ...Do you have an opinion as to whether or not your client had that posted at its corporate website?
SMITH: Yes...
JT: So did they post it?
SMITH: No.
JT: They didn't have C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.?
SMITH: No, Mr. Thompson, this activity had nothing to do with me certainly, my law firm and certainly my client. I don't know about these websites that you get on and you communicate with people and people communicate with you that go far beyond the control of the people that we were required to control...
JT: Are you telling me that this was not at http://www.rockstargames.com/?...
SMITH: ...I will tell you that I have no knowledge that our client was involved in it and I have absolute knowledge that neither I nor any member of my law firm had anything to do with... this distasteful, disgusting word or acronym that appears here, despite the fact that you accused me of having been involved in it...
DT: The question is, did Rockstar. Is that a corporation?
JT: That's a defendant in the case... Take Two is the parent company of its wholly-owned subsidiary, Rockstar... My question is whether or not you know even now whether or not this material was at your client's website...
SMITH: I believe it was on a website. My best recollection, Judge - is that - and Miss Ward is going to be a witness and she's more factual on all this information than I am; but my best recollection is that people were able to come on to the website and make entries and that our client was not involved in this...
JT: Do you know who Colin Powell is?
SMITH: I've heard the name.
TUMA: Objection, You Honor, to the relevancy.
(there ensues a discussion, the upshot of which is that Thompson reads into the record some of Colin Powell's thoughts on the moral degradation of society, which leads Thompson to...)
JT: My question was... to Mr. Smith whether or not his parents would be proud of what he facilitates - that is, the distribution of this stuff to children. You took offense at that. Right?
TUMA: Objection
DT: ...He doesn't need to answer the question.
JT: You were offended by my referring to your parents -
TUMA: Objection...
DT: Sustained.
(there ensues more discussion about the Alabama case, broken up by an odd interaction with another attorney in the gallery...)
JT: Should I have gone into the mental health exam demand issue by the Florida Bar?
TUMA: Objection; asked and answered.
DT: Sustained. I'm sorry. I'm going to ask anyone that's in the audience not to speak out loud.
JT: He's not in the audience. He's here assisting me. I apologize.
DT: He's in the audience.
JT: He's here to assist me.
DT: And he's in the audience.
JT: Well, I -
DT: Sir, I'm going to have to have you removed from the courtroom, which I do not want to do...
JT: He won't say anything.
DT: ...Excuse me, Mr. -
JT: [Miles] Gopman...
GOPMAN: No, no, I'm leaving.
DT: Mr. Gopman, you are welcome to -
GOPMAN: I'll leave, Your Honor. I've seen enough. I've seen enough. That's okay...
DT: Let the record reflect that Mr. Miles Gopman has chosen to leave the courtroom and the Court was going to explain to him that he's welcome to stay... as long as he does not speak out from the gallery, interrupting the proceedings.
JT: Let the record also reflect that Mr. Gopman left; and I like your bailiff, but your bailiff was moving towards him to remove him.
DT: And I told my bailiff... there's no problem with Mr. Gopman sitting here, but he cannot speak out from the gallery.
JT: And, Your Honor, I'm not allowed to stand within 10 feet of Mr. Smith because of his concern... Mr. Gopman probably didn't appreciate your bailiff, who is a very nice gentleman, coming forward... He's also got his own harassment problems from the Florida Bar. So he left, for whatever reason.
(several more pages of argument ensue before Smith wraps up. As he is leaving...)
SMITH: I don't know if it's appropriate to ask this but I'm going to ask it anyway. Is there any way we could ask for relief to stop the e-mails, at least until this hearing is over? I don't know if you have the power to order that?
JT: No, she doesn't.
DT: Sir, I need to deal with one legal matter that's in front of me at a time.
SMITH: I understand. I hope you can appreciate my -
JT: That's a nice touch, Mr. Smith. I appreciate it. Are you going to take down from your client's site the references to me as a bisexual -
DT: Mr. Thompson, stop, stop.
JT: No. Your Honor -
DT: This Court is going to be in recess for a lunch break.
JT: Your Honor, are they going to take their comments down about me being a bisexual pedophile on their client's site?
(...but the session was over.)
Comments
Turn it into a holiday, yes; a cult/church, no thanks... :p
I had to forward this article to many friends... You just can't make this stuff up, and its just beautiful to see...
I'm still hoping for a re-enactment, or hopefully Stephen Colbert picks it up with Gary Cole for Harvey Birdman..., or maybe the Colbert Report... 8D
I'm sure -- without knowing a whit about the specifics -- that Mr. McCauley's Bar complaint (upon which no action was taken) doesn't too much differ in essence from the conduct about which Judge Moore, Judge Friedman, Mr. Smith, et al., complained (but upon which the Florida Bar now sees fit to take action). Like what? If you ain't a sitting judge or an attorney from some white shoe, silk stocking firm, you can't get no relief.
Bishop, Your Honor!! Bishop!! Dis case is pear bishop!!
One that seems to be very aware that his career is completely and irrevocably doomed, so might be trying to set up something else. Like being able to claim a kind of martyrdom for being a "Christian Activist", or fighting the good fight against those evil video games.
The man's a Froot Loop. I mean, it's one thing to act that way outside the courtroom, but I had no idea he was just as nutty when speaking before a judge.
what about
SMITH: You cut me off again.
JT: Okay, Mr. Smith. You go right ahead. I’ll give you as much rope as you want.
SMITH: Is that a question?
JT: No. You go right ahead, I said.
SMITH: Okay. It’s exactly what you’re doing here, Mr. Thompson. Exactly.
JT: Go right ahead.
SMITH: I’m finished.
That actually made me burst out laughing, quite a rarity on the internet
C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. and flashing up a picture of him every time he says it. Instant classic. I move that 24 hours after Dennis posts the news of Jack being disbarred, we all Toast his disbarrment by playing the murder simulator of your choice.
There's the 1000-page transcript on Dava's desk. Towering beside and over it is the 30,000 pages of Jack's faxs, e-mails, filings, letters, press releases, etc., admitted into evidence.
That the poor soul has to turn her Report around by April 21 belies Jack's recent assertions that judges spend all their time flitting from charity dinner to charity dinner.
Technically, no. Not in the current proceeding (although it could be the subject of a separate complaint and a whole new proceeding). Only Jack's past conduct as specifically charged in the current complaint can be at issue.
Of course, on another level, it ain't very wise I think to act the fool when you're defending charges of having acted the fool.
Now its not
And this fact is just not sinking in at all for the man. He only knows how to practice law in one way, and he'll keep doing it, even though its the very thing thats sinking him
JT: No. Your Honor -
Right there, contempt of court. Why the hell don't they nail him to a wall for it?
Course he hasn't, he's only been tryign ot make others look bad while managing the opposite.
I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but that was from GTA:LCS or VCS, not a real organization.
Just email him about anything at all and you'll get the same effect his comments here would give. He'll threaten legal action and give you his personal contact info in the hopes that you'll call him so he can file a press release and fax your local police department.
lol @ diorama.
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i wouldn't want to liable myself by making any kind of assumptions of jack thompson's mental state... but out of curiosity, what exactly do you have to do in public to get commited?
There were so many moments in this article that I seriously felt a "bitch-slap" moment coming. I could just imagine the judge facepalming at Jack's antics. How I wish I can view the whole thing on a video, or hear an audio recording.
Thank you, Dennis for providing this for us. I haven't LOL so hard in a while.
He shot himself there already. His feet are the only things he hasn't shot yet. Well he has one foot now.
and no i was not rude, or i believe i wasnt, i just thought it was important for the people on that side of the pond to get a peek into the mind of Mr. Thompson
True, we are biased, but I think we can make a few assumptions based on what has gone before.
1) Most of us assumed Jack was an ass to us because we're gamers. He doesn't care for us, and doesn't think we're worth responding to in a dignified manner. OK, that's fine, we're vermin. But who honestly would have thought he'd behave in the same undignified way among his legal-peers, and especially to a judge. He has, after all, been very polite and professional with journalists. So, clearly, while he treats us worse than he does the excrement he would wipe off his shoe, and while he has been a bit unorthodox in the courtroom before, who could have believed he would do so much to torpedo his own case when his career is on the line? Clearly the Bar's attorney was pounding his head into his desk for not simply calling Jack as the prosecution's only witness. I'm sure s/he (sorry, I can't remember who the Bar's attorney was beyond the initials didn't expect JT would be the best evidence against himself.
2) Judge Tunis needs so much time to render the verdict. If she were going to go with innocent, I'm sure she would have needed much less time, no matter her busy schedule. This is a big assumption on my part, but I think it would be much easier to say "Innocent" and not have to give much of a reason than it is to make a detailed ruling that Jack can't pass off as biased against him. Clearly she thought there was much to consider, even beyond the thousands of pages of Jack's emails and faxes, and I can't imagine that she would need nearly as much time to rule in his favor. So I believe by the end of the trial/hearing, whatever it is, she knew he was guilty of the charges, but needed to be sure of the degree of his guilt, and the proper way to convey it. Thus she needed nearly 5 months to construct her decision. After all, she knows he'll attack a verdict against him, and as a person of high moral fiber as I've heard her described (not in those words) she wouldn't want to inflict Jack's inevitable appeal on any other mortal being, not even the bastard offspring of Hitler, Pol Pot and Stalin combined. So she's going to give him nothing to stand on for the good of humanity.
That was longer than I thought it would be.
Sorry I wrote my last reply before reading your other messages...
but yeah, I still think that, in a way, we're all correct.
This is comedy gold.
Please tell me he isn't serious.
One things for sure he chose the wrong vocation. He'd be a great comedian and successful too. But unfortunately soon he will only be a disgraced lawyer.
JT: Now, why didn’t you put [what I just read] in your characterization of what I had done improperly that I was reprimanded for [in 1992]?
SMITH: Why didn’t I put it in?
JT: Yes. Since you wanted the Court, I guess, to fully understand what it was I had done 13 years prior; but you didn’t have anything, did you, in your motion -
Okay... 13 years prior... from 2007 would make it 1994, not 1992. I know it's a bit nitpicky, but still rather amusing.
Is this what you want to be remembered for, Jack? You've already shot down your image and reputation as a crusader for Christ and morals.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
No. Everyone here is enjoying it, including me.
@Game Politics
Are you going to let Thompson comment on these stories?
GP: I offered him an opportunity to comment before the series ran. He declined. If he wants to post a comment, I will likely let it through, unless he starts threatening readers with legal action, ect.
and neutering email servers
I mean... REALLY?
its knee jerk reaction after knee jerk reaction
MORE!
We so need to contract Gary's Mode to remake this whole story!
"This man on a routine basis accuses me of participating in fraud, in the mental molestation of minors, in the most offensive, disgusting thing that you could possibly imagine, and he does it all with absolute impunity… You can’t imagine what it’s like - well, I guess you can, because I hear he sued you, too - but it’s difficult to imagine that this could go on."
People have been telling the Florida bar this FOREVER and no one has done crap till now.
* Waste a lot of time
* Attack Witnesses
* Insult Presiding Judge
Obviously, he's gonna win from this!
Make the bad man go away.
Everyone needs to get a copy of & play SOME Take-Two/Rockstar game. Preferably GTA or Bully would work.
GP: Smith did give JT all he could handle... However, Smith is not a judge. He's the lawyer for Take Two in the Alabama case...
You think if Mr. Smith had stepped to you, Miles woulda had ya back? I dunno. He seemed pretty quick to bail when that bailiff stepped to him. Sounds like he was his car and heading east on 836 before Judge Tunis got to, "Let the record reflect . . . ."
http://gamepolitics.livejournal.com/87105.html
Not surprisingly, Thompson's basis for his complaint stems from his seeming inability to comprehend what he reads.
What the site says:
"Only last week, I was using the internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skier and state wide sailor. Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted.”
How Thompson interpreted it:
"When you click on the fake e-mail… you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls."
It's been over two years and he still doesn't get it.
Andrew Eisen
You gotta admit, Jack, you do have a reputation for flapping your lips.
Don't you mean 'Until' he starts threatening legal action? (With him its more of a question of 'when', not 'if' ... considering he'll sue you if you look at him crosseyed -- or even if you don't.)
@cullarn:
Seconded, but maybe the muffin basket will make her(it is her, right?) feel better.
@Blackend619:
I had to go look at the story just to make sure that wasn't made up/satire... I don't know why I thought it ever would be. Maybe I forgot this is JT we're dealing with, where we've long since said bon voyage to logic, reason, and 'do unto others', and has been replaced with 'I CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*** I WANT AND F*** THE REST OF YOU.'
That's cool. He's about to get it. Sometime between now and the 21st of next month. Oh, yeah. He's gonna get it, alright.
Yeah, but what would he do with the other 6 days, 23 hours, and 30 minutes?
GP: ...and every time I relent, it inevitably deteriorates into calls to ban him and threats to have everyone sued or arrested.
We already have Winter-een-mas.
I'm waiting for the epic case of Jack Thompson vs. The World vs. Jack Thompson
Try to find computers at the local library to continue posting from a different IP
More like flapping his
God, nothing has brightened up my days this week like reading these updates. Thank you, Jack Thompson, for being such a crazy fuckwit that brings us endless entertainment, for free!
It might be easier to list the things Jack didn't do wrong. I mean, the class DOES eventually want to get the opportunity to go home, eat dinner, and play with friends...
Based on what we've seen so far, there's only one possible ending to this. Okay, two if you count the "big net and a straitjacket" option... but I think that's more like wishful thinking on my part!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Parody? Who needs parody? Just assign parts and have 'em read word-for-word from the transcript. There's no way to improve on this stuff.
What indeed.
JT: If I hear the words 'objection' and 'sustained' one more time, I think I'm going to scream!
TUMA: Objection!
DT: Sustained!
JT: ARRGH!
Well hopefully the Florida bar will "pull the car over and tan his hide".....
... wait for it.... Figuratively speaking, of course.
JT: I’m listening real carefully.
SMITH: I’m absolutely saying that under oath.
Best thing I've read all day.
I agree... but at the same time, I'm always wondering if Jack HONESTLY believes this crap he spouts from his second butthole.
The song in that link is awesome. It is as awesome as the news of JT's disbarment will be, therefore it is fitting.
Apologies if anyone takes offense at this post, I was listening to it and had a stroke of inspiration.
Don't forget to play some Take-Two or Rockstar game... like GTA or Bully while you are at it.
SMITH: Because I have a brain.
JT: I beg your pardon?
Firstly thats a great one liner from smith. Secondly, is it my imagination or did jack seem confused at the concept of a brain?
Much earlier in this saga I predicted that after the trail he'd be seen sprinting down the street, wearing a half secured straight jacket & pursued by mental health nurses whilst screaming "AHAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE, GAMES ARE DOOMED!"
At the time I was joking, now I'm not quite sure if I wasn't prophetic...
"DT: Overruled.
JT: Overruled?
DT: Yes, overruled."
Jackie got OWNED!
He has to. No sane person could spout that stuff as fast and furious as he does without fundamentally deep problems.
I mean, with that kind of spontaneous and bizarre rhetoric, he could totally pwn the stand-up comedy circuit for decades if he knew it was B.S. He'd be rich enough to freakin' BUY Rockstar.
LMFAO!!! I laughed myself to tears.
Well, I also believe the guy definitely has all the signs of a deep narcissistic disorder. Which would probably make him quite honestly think he's "winning" in all of this.
JT: Come on. Eleven e-mails a day. Are you saying that under oath?
SMITH: Mr. Thompson, I want you to listen to me very carefully.
JT: I’m listening real carefully.
SMITH: I’m absolutely saying that under oath."
Awesome
Yes, I noticed that. Hoist by his own petard I guess.
Personally I found this bit to be one of the best:
DT: Sustained. I’m sorry. I’m going to ask anyone that’s in the audience not to speak out loud.
JT: He’s not in the audience. He’s here assisting me. I apologize.
DT: He’s in the audience.
JT: He’s here to assist me.
DT: And he’s in the audience.
Also, I've got to wonder how close Jack was to Smith was he was asked to step back. It must have been fairly close for Smith to get that concerned. Then again, for all he seems less exhausted by Jack than the last two were, Smith does seem more certain than them, that Jack's unhinged.
Possibly the best thing Thompson will ever say. I'm still laughing!
May god have mercy on us all.
his depiction wouldn't have started C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. if he was a bisexual pedophile, as he accidentally stumbled upon CP while looking up Water-Polo, then decided to take out the Internet.
*wipes away tear* Dennis. Dude. You've gotta print all these entries up and have them bound or something. They're comedy gold. XD I'd even PAY to have this in a softcover book or something.
This is not funny anymore. Jack Thompson's legal career is dying...and he is the one killing it. I'm surprised he was not held in contempt already.
In all seriousness, though... i think i can sum this whole thing up in one acronym. It's overused, but hell, it works.
L.O.L.
Yo, my man. You been already got yourself in trouble with the Florida Bar. You really think it's smart to be hanging out with Jack-O? And end up a two-time loser? Cause it's most certainly gonna hit the fan for Jack. Question is: do you wanna get splattered when it does?
"HAW HAW HAW!"
I am quoting here so if I am breaking any rules forgive me.
Was he thinking that poor Dava Tunis would just grow weary of all his courtroom cussing and call his hearing to a premature conclusion? Not a altogether bad stratergy, now that I think of it.
I really admire Tunis' patience and tolerance.
Thompson is really getting out of hand. Even in court, he's in his little arrogant self. It just keep getting better and better. I think the reason he doesn't post here is that he doesn't have time for this right now.
First a fax machine, and now an email server. What now? Will he wreck judge Friedman's mailbox or will he ruin Ward's modem? Take your bet.
I really can see how it would happen the next time he steps in a church:
Priest: The Lord said...
JT: I'd like to add...
Priest (louder): The Lord said...
JT: I'd like to ass that I'm...
Priest: The Lord said shut up.
Audience: Amen.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Now then, let me point out:
DT: Mr. Thompson, stop, stop.
JT: No.
Disregaring the judge's command with such defiance. Oh, I'm CERTAIN you'll get to keep your job that way, Jack...
It's akin to dropping anchor right through the hull of the titanic after it hit the iceberg and started sinking...
This *huff* is sooo fucking FUNNY! I *huff* can't *huff* breathe....
Love the church scene.
That one little bit about the rope I think was the snapping point. The trial might be over his past antics, but the court's getting a full dose of his antics Live right before them, showing that he hasn't even recognize that there's an issue with his behavior. If he manages to survive being a lawyer after this, I honestly CANNOT have much faith in the justice system.
Am I the only one imagining Jacko inching the podium closer and closer to the witness stand?
This is crying out for a dramatic reenactment.
All because he was unable or unwilling to practice what he preaches about growing up and getting a life.
I have no idea what his defense is. I'm not certain he's even trying to defend himself. I wonder if maybe he's just figuring he'll get out of this by killing another fax machine.
I really feel sorry for the lawyer on the stand, with all those emails and everything and now having to face the guy... JT seems abusive on levels far beyond anything I ever imagined.
JUst wait 'til the part about Judge Friedman. If Jack had half a brain, he'd a stood up, said, "No questions for this witness," and sat back down. But he doesn't and I bet he didn't. And I bet Friedman gored him.
we really.. really... REHIHIIILY need those full transcripts...
they're lol worthy reading material
@JT
if you're reading this, i have to tel you, as much of an annoyance you are, you're a lol-tastic person... i wouldn't be surprised if you're a regular 4ch-er
but then again, you... "don't make threats anonymously"
I agree, but only if he had FIRST raise the conjecture objection and THEN (assuming the court sustains) move to strike the conjectural testimony from the record. He can't move to strike first. As a technical matter, Tunis was right to ding him.
Best reference to "Dans une galaxie près de chez vous" ever! :p
I have to apologize. I doubted that you could provide anything more entertaining than Jack killing a FAX machine. I was very, very wrong.
Figuratively speaking, of course. ;)
At first I thought that Smith was kinda hurting his side, by denying the CUNTFLAPS link, but then I realized that he said he wasn't aware of such a thing, that the other lawyer knew more.
Still, it's just more of JT's sad attempt to derail every line of questioning off topic. Delay, delay, deny, deny.
Jack, you're just stalling the inevitable.
Thanks. I waited a log time to do it. Glad I'm not the only quebecer on GP.
I doubt it. He is gonna be the drunk dude who lives in front of the local gamestop in a cardboard box, ranting and raving anytime someone even looks at the store. or the guy jumping in front of the camera, screaming, "VIDEO GAMES ARE SATAN!!!!" just before he gets tackled by five big bouncer type dudes on national television, making an even bigger ass out of him self. Jack needs to calm the heck down, get a hobby and shut up already.
Big thanks to GP for making my day. :D
Oh, and is it just me or did GRIZZAM512's comment @ 10:18 pm break the formatting on the page?
GP: I can't speak for Judge Tunis, obviously. But I know that she has to read every single document submitted regarding the complaint, and that includes all of JT's e-mails submitted by 7 different witnesses. Plus everything submitted by JT himself. Plus, she apparently is working all of that around a full-time job on the criminal bench in Miami.
Jack is a moron, though. He's on trial for acting like an ass in court (when it comes down to it that's all this is about). So what does he do? He defends himself, all the while acting like an ass in court.
@ JDKJ
I think the problem is that Jack only has half a brain. I think they preformed a lobotomy on him years ago. Or maybe he had a stroke years ago and refused to have it treated. Either way, Jack is just a horrible human being and an even worse lawyer (and that should be saying something!).
So, to close:
C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.
(I couldn't resist)
HA!!
But that'd just make his fallacies all the more ridiculous, if he knows for a fact there isn't so much as a pellet gun anywhere in the game.
@Gameboy:
... I tried to come up with a witty reply but honestly, I think the well's run dry on the whole thing. Although I wish I knew what the f***ing holdup was, only the judge knows for sure.
What a mighty crusader he must think he is.
You realize that, if he is disbarred, he'll cry martyr... ...ugh.
@BMTelle
I will be celebrating his disbarment with champagne and GTA IV (alternatively San Andreas in case GTA IV isn't out for PC yet) and i'm fairly certain i'm not alone in planning that:)
Well, it seems as thought the transcript for this is somewhere around 1,000 pages, so she probably has a lot of work on her plate.
Besides, she has to know, based on the testimony she is reviewing, that Jack will harass her when she comes to a final decision. Would you want to deal with that? Think of the fax machines!
IS JACK THOMPSON THAT FUCKING STUPID???
As I read this I just did all I could not to sit and cry at how fucking immature Jack was acting like. I mean come on man, act like you actually passed the 3rd grade for Christ sake!
Until this day Jack I had seen stupidity, I had seen insanity, I had even seen maleviolent malice, but it was not until this day that I had seen YOU!
I need to go play some Team Fortress 2 now; work out my frustrations in a safe, virtual manor. That or wait until fencing tomorrow, but there I run the risk of bruising someone.
GP: Smith, among all the witnesses, seemed to be toying with Thompson, leading him into little set-ups, etc. Smith's law partner, Rachel Ward, has a very different tone in her testimony, which is even more fascinating that Smith's. We will be running that one this weekend...
@Jack:
A 2L in moot court knows better. Your incompetence is simply mind-boggling.
SMITH: It would depend if there was a factual basis to the concern… In this case there was none, as found by Judge Moore.
JT: Move to strike.
DT: overruled.
After that comment Jack made to Smith about letting him take as much rope as he wanted, I absolutely love this. He asked a question and didn't get the answer he wanted, and the judge stuck him with it after he made his "Oh crap, cover!" motion to strike.
Once again, before raising any kind of objection. I missed that one. Thanks . . . I guess.
You know, I'd think that after hearing the testimony of just Junkin, Moore, and Smith, she would know that Jack's faxes, emails, etc should not pass "Go", not collect two hundred dollars, but go straight to the shredder. Of course, this would result in Jack killing a helpless shredder.
IS NO OFFICE EQUIPMENT SAFE FROM THIS LUNATIC!?
Since you keep bringing it up, could the fact that Jack doesn't follow proper procedure during this trial be used against him? I'm referring to his unprofessional behavior; arguing with the Judge, opposing counsel, and witnesses; talking to people in the audience; turning his back on the judge and talking to lawyers in the audience (refer to part 3); and of course not following (due to ignorance or otherwise) the proper procedure to have comments stricken from the record. Could the presiding judge consider these factors? He is on trial for this behavior, after all.
You make some good points, but I think what it really boils down to is that Tumis(?) will make this the most water-tight decision ever produced by a court in all of history. She'll cover every single possible objection in clear and concise text that JT could possibly hope to use to have it thrown out.
In years to come this decision will be enshrined at law schools as the most brilliant piece of jurisprudence ever conceived. Entire courses will be devoted to it.
Mark my words.
Full of win on so many levels....
That's making its way into a webcomic and forum sig somewhere as we speak....
SOmetimes I wonder if when the judge hands out the official ruling, if JT will go into a murderous rampage and then shout, "The video Games made me do it!!!!" But then I laugh becaus eI know JT's too much of a B*&$# to do that. BEsides, violence in games is okay, real violence is never cool. Well, I guess it would be if it were inflicted onto Jack by the Baliff....
JT: So did they post it?
SMITH: No.
JT: They didn’t have C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.?"
...holy. shit. I am crawling out of my skin waiting for this verdict.
"JT: They didn’t have C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.?"
That is amazing.
-P
GP: As I understand it, Gopman has some issue of his own with the Bar (and JT referenced that in court). He and JT put their heads together at some point, although I'm not sure how long that lasted. I seem to recall that Gopman was mentioned in one of JT's motions to the federal court late last year, but my recollection is a bit fuzzy on that one.
He is a Florida-admitted attorney with a disciplinary history of his own. You can look him up on the Florida Bar's webpage, if you care to. I suspect he may have his own axe to grind with the Bar, from the sound of things.
Why make life a living hell for the Florida Bar when you can get some poor sap (JT) to do it for you?
SMITH: Because I have a brain."
OH NO, HE DI'NT!
I also have to admire Mr. Smith's self-restraint. If I were on that chair and Jack came that close to me, he wouldn't have been standing, let alone breathing.
There's something I feel I should say: we all joke about how crazy we think Jack is, how incompetent he is. We use words to describe him like "douchebag," "fuckwad," "asshat," and all sort of rude adjectives, but I think that falls short of saying what he really is. Maybe some of us are afraid to say it, fearing that it may be too strong a word or that we may be oversimplifying things or that by using it it makes us no better than him. But I think the description is apt and what we've seen here definitely proves it: Jack Thompson is evil.
I've read a lot about heroes and villains and what it is that separates them. The thing is, while we think of villains as evil, the villains don't see themselves that way. In fact, from their own point of view, they see themselves as doing good, even if how they're doing it makes sense only to them. Evil people don't get up in the morning and think, "I'm going to be evil today." But their motivations and their actions define them that way.
I keep hearing it said that Jack has the courage of his convictions. That may be true, but whenever I hear it, it sounds as if it's trying to somehow excuse his behavior or find a redeeming quality about him. Evil people have the courage of their convictions too. They'd have to be or else they wouldn't be so driven to do what they do and therefore wouldn't be so dangerous.
"But Jack has a family," I hear. "He has a wife and a son." Yeah, well Hitler loved animals and children and loved to paint. He liked Wagnerian opera and his favorite movies were Snow White & The Seven Dwarves and King Kong. It still doesn't excuse what he did.
As for the whole religious angle, some of the most evil people were religious. Look at Jim Jones or David Koresh. And of course we all know about Fred Phelps. Thompson is just as bad as they were/are.
No, Thompson may not have killed anyone, but I don't think you have to kill someone to be considered evil. I think the utter contempt Thompson has continually shown to his fellow man is enough proof. I used to think people like Thompson didn't really exist except in TV melodramas and sitcoms; that maybe he was just misguided or a prude. No human being could be that blindly arrogant I thought, and that if he could be made to listen to reason he might change his mind. But as you've seen, that's been tried and he's returned it with even more hostility.
Don't get me wrong; I'm enjoying JT's downfall as much as the next person. But to laugh him off and dismiss him as a joke I think is not seeing the full picture of what he is. Maybe we've grown a bit too accustomed to seeing evil depicted as the latest Johnny-come-lately evil overlord, supervillain or James Bond-style megalomaniac. But to me, Jack Thompson has proven that there are other, more subtle forms of evil. And I'll rest a lot better once he's finally disbarred and no longer a threat to our freedoms.
Frankly, if you're dealing with JT, I'd take as much time as I could to prepare a completely thorough, concrete, absolutely inescapable argument that not a single person could argue with, filled with so many reasons for having him disbarred it would take till doomsday for him to worm out of all of them....
http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/nemesis.jpg
Yeah, I'd run too
Nail Head, meet Black Manta.
I humbly await the next transcript.
I honestly expect the closing argument to consist of the "Wookie defense" :)
Thanks for keeping us informed on this Dennis, I know typing the transcripts can be a pain, but I appreciate it.
Could someone please make the lolcat that just flashed before my eyes?
You mean the Chewbacca Defense?
"But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider!"
"Ladies and gentlemen...
This... is Chewbacca."
It seems just about everyone involved is tired of his foolish antics, and rightfully so.
But, in this latest trasncript, JT refers to the bailiff as a 'good gentleman'. But what is rather weird, coming from a self-proclaimed christian who's against people for no apparent reason, he said this i nthe court:
"JT: Let the record also reflect that Mr. Gopman left; and I like your bailiff, but your bailiff was moving towards him to remove him."
So....JT was hoping the interaction with the bailiff was for HIM and not Mr Gopman? Does that suggest he's a closet homosexual? Heck, bailiffs usually have cuffs. Do I even have to suggest what THAT means, JT likes?
But still, can't wait for the ruling and Jack Thompson prevails!
GP: Personally, I'd like to see a diorama of the proceedings crafted using Easter Peeps as characters. But that's just me... Sort of like those courtroom artist sketches, but rendered in sugar-coated marshmallow.
It's just not as funny as it could be if John Bruce's "petulant child" voice could be heard.
Nightwng2000
NW2K Software
JT: I beg your pardon?
Oh SNAP!
Smith 1 - JT 0
Ah, this trial is the best popcorn flick ever.
"Mr Thompson, I see your game and I am NOT playing it"
Side note, I feel bade for Tunis, having to read EVERYTHING every document submitted regaurding Tack. That's a crap load of emails. And I don't even think God knows how many faxes, for gods sake he DESTROYED a fax machine without ever touching it!
And possibly crashed an email server or two.
I can see it now, on the next season of Connor Chronicles. "He doesn't sleep... he doesn't stop... he can't be bargained with... he can't be reasoned with. He will continue to email you long until he is satisfied you are dead and gone! Why!? Because that is what he does! That is all that he does!"
We need to get a recording of Michael Biehn reading that like in terminator. All for effect.
Still though, I've been reading all of these coverage parts... and so far Jack hasn't once justified a thing that he's done. Looking at it from a neutral standpoint and ignoring the fact that I think he's a weenie... Jack has yet to justify any of the actions he has took, and has infact only succeeded in making himself look worse. If JT is smart (and we all know the truth), he'll cut his losses and walk away, fading into obscurity and eventually everyone will have forgotten him.
That could also be Reiser (sp?), Jack's co-counsel (of stolen medical records fame).
Yup, thats the one!
"stolen medical records fame"? Reiser? I'm intrigued.
http://justicebuilding.blogspot.com/2007/12/thompson-v-tunis.html
I personally want to see a reenactment of Tack in a nuns outfit with boxing gloves on.
I swear someone better get the refference!
the more i read the more i honestly want to read. your snippets just aren't enough of this fiasco.
Agreed!
Are you sure that the "stolen medical records" refers to Ray Reiser and not Miles Gopman?
And when he does there is sure to be a press release in which he thanks the court for this dumb move, he is actually winning, he will destroy the court (figuratively speaking, of course) he is Batman Christ in a briar patch, etc.
@Ken
Not sure if you know or not but... C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. is just a fictional organization made by Rockstar for their PSP GTA title (Liberty City Stories I believe). They even made a little joke website about it.
http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/
Full of Lulz.
I'm thinking that because Miles isn't on the attorney side of the bar but out in the audience, he isn't the "co-counsel" referred to in Jack's motion (if he is, the peanut gallery's a strange seat for a second-chair). And I've seen more than one and independent of each other references to Ray being Jack's co-counsel. Could it be possible that Jack's motion is referring to someone who isn't in fact his co-counsel as his co-counsel? Absolutely. This is Jack we're talking about, after all. That's why the best I can do is speculate.
"GP: Personally, I’d like to see a diorama of the proceedings crafted using Easter Peeps as characters. But that’s just me… Sort of like those courtroom artist sketches, but rendered in sugar-coated marshmallow."
Or in lego!
Only if JT is dressed as Jesus.
*claps*
What's your take?
"Your confidence is disproportionate to your skill! You think losing is winning!"
JT: How do you know that my purpose of seeking the federal action was to forestall the disciplinary proceedings as opposed to getting federal relief for what I thought were inappropriate proceedings? You don’t know that.
SMITH: Because I have a brain.
PWNED!!! Score 10 for Smith!!!
This is definitely my favorite part, hands down. When Mr. Smith asked Thompson to step back, I was half expecting him to pop Jack in the mouth.
GP: Personally, I’d like to see a diorama of the proceedings crafted using Easter Peeps as characters. But that’s just me… Sort of like those courtroom artist sketches, but rendered in sugar-coated marshmallow.
I'm still partial to the musical reenactment :) Get some Tony Award winners on the phone!
@Kajex
Why would a Wookiee live on Endor? It does NOT MAKE SENSE!!
"They didn’t have C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.?”
C'mon people, start making those ytmnd pages. Meme this up!
http://www.floridasupremecourt.org/clerk/disposition/2005/10/04-87.pdf
Apparently, Jack's lackey Miles Gopman can't keep his ass clear of the Florida Bar, either.
http://www.floridasupremecourt.org/clerk/disposition/2005/10/04-87.pdf
Apparently, Jack's lackey Miles Gopman can't keep his ass clear of the Florida Bar, either.
:::rimshot::: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week tip your waitress.
http://www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories/
http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/
CITIZENS UNITED NEGATING TECHNOLOGY FOR LIFE AND PEOPLE'S SAFETY
There was also a radio clip on the site (can't find it) that reported that a woman found a man named "Jack" hiding naked in her son's closet.
It was one of those protest groups in GTA:LC their accronym happns to spell that.
It was one of those protest groups in GTA:LC their accronym happns to spell that.
Ba-zing!
Part 6 - Bully case Judge Ronald Friedman... approximately Tuesday morning.
Part 7 - Thompson's closing argument.... approximately Thursday.
Hehe, Tack is a cuddle razor blade of insanity!
So I expect Jack to again bring up CUNTFLAPS in an attempt to derail the questioning away from his own behavior...
And oooo, I can't wait to see Friedman's testimony. He was NOT a happy judge in that courtroom...
I'm really looking forward to Part 6!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Link015/JackThompson-AceAttorney-1.jpg
You win the internet.
@ GP
Did he bring up the Citizens questions to her?
So he is trying to remove the judge from his case? He doesn´t learn.
Patience. We waited for 9 years, I think we can wait one more day for this part.
I really look forward to it.
Making us wait two days for each of the next installments. What kind of a sadist are you?
Gift.
http://justicebuilding.blogspot.com/2007/12/thompson-v-tunis.html
He's been doing that for months. Nothing new here.
Poor woman.
I say we all buy her a beer when (and if) she finishes regardless of the outcome.
Hmm, now that I think of it, that one "radio" ad featured on the site does remind me of someone who frequently referred to people as children, said such creepy things and also asked for their personal info....
Wonder if his charges are going to go beyond killing a fax machine, such as her being bored to death by reading Jack's long-winded ramblings.
No wonder they needed 3-4(?) months for them to make their decision...
Does anyone have confirmation on that particular dust up? Yuki wants more info!
- Warrren Lewis
He should bloody well know that you don't treat the judge with disrespect, but he does so repeatedly. I really hope the bastard is charged with contempt as some point and force to sit with Bubba in a cell. Maybe that would straighten him out.
That's old news really. If you look, the date on that was last December. Basically JT tried to use the same tactic with Judge Friedman re: the Bully case and get Tunis to recuse herself. It didn't work obviously as Tunis is still on the case and will be handing down her decision next month.
That's something about him I never understood either. He doesn't seem to realize that people hate him primarily because of the way he treats them. It's like he expects people to be civil towards him regardless of how he acts and is surprised when they don't, figuring instead it must somehow have something to do with his being a "Christian" when in reality it has more to do with him being a total asshole.
To wit, he doesn't seem to remember that Dennis initially gave him the benefit of the doubt when he first started posting here. And it wasn't until it was clear he wouldn't listen to reason and kept on insulting and threatening people left and right that an exasperated Dennis finally banned him; resulting in the internet equivalent of whack-a-mole as JT kept evading the ban with a long series of usernames (this was back in GP's LJ days for you new people).
For someone who professes up and down to being a Christian, I have to ask him whatever happened to the rule of "Do unto others as they would have done unto you?" Respect is a two-way street, and if you treat someone with respect, they'll be more inclined to treat you in kind. A couple possible clues to his behavior is that at one point towards the end of his book, one of the tactics he advocates is to "be mean, trust no one." Also on the radio show he appeared on in Boston earlier this week, one of the things he said to the hosts was that as a Christian he believed everybody was bad. It sounded like he was saying it as a joke, however I wouldn't be surprised if he actually seriously believed it.
It's weird, really. He doesn't seem to realize he would have been far more influential and gotten a lot farther in his "crusade" if he had been more courteous and polite to the right people, but instead ulitmately alienated them.
2) Mr. Thompson's law license is indeed in jeopardy, as these proceedings by the Florida Bar seek to disbar him.
3) I have at times, been impressed with Mr. Thompson's legal writing and reasoning. But most times I have been distressed that this man is throwing his legal career away in a single minded pursuit of his belief that he is a modern day Winston Churchill, Circa 1934-39, where he and only he sees the "gathering storm" of video games. Now, this is my personal opinion and he has not told me this. But beyond some good arguments he has made in his own defense, lies a veritable mountain of pleadings, letters, emails and the like that bespeak of a man who has not the ability to stop and think before sending out an email or a legal pleading or a letter. It's almost like he has an irresistable impulse to send to the court in question any thought that crosses his mind that maybe relevant to the issue at hand. Indeed, it is that lack of self restraint that has him in hot water with the Florida Supreme Court. And his problems with the Florida Supreme Court are independent of his problems with the case before Judge Tunis.
4) I have found the court transcripts quite informative to say the least, as I now have a better picture (but not a complete one) as to what this mess is all about.
All of that being said, for those of you who missed his "picture book" motion with the Florida Supreme Court, you missed a once in a lifetime legal document. Say what you want about Mr. Thompson (and many of you here do just that) but he has the biggest set of what we in Miami call Cajones, around. Because I for one, would not be pissing off the Judges of the Florida Supreme Court in any case In was involved in, much less one that affects my ability to practice my profession.
H. Rumpole, Esq.
Anonymous Blogger.
Miami, Florida.
Unfortunately, your blog is experiencing what this site endured for several years; Jack Thompsons ability to produce both documents and legal threats in equal volume, and Mr Thompson is most certainly about quantity over quality, at least from a 'documents you would give a judge presiding over your case' point of view
I must admit, Mr Thompsons' defence technique is...unique, I've always kind of respected his ability to stand by what he believes to the bitter end, but I think at some point, the 'bitter' got more important than the belief.
Yes, I can agree that JT does not lack for brass. But I do not find that especially impressive. I know some truly courageous people who are neither malevolent nor intolerant.
I have to wonder how Jack's career would have turned out if he had been born, say, 20 years earlier, in a time when e-mail would not have provided such a ready vehicle for what appears to be a self-destructive streak.
Having "cajones" conotes courage, bravery. Jack is a lot of things, but courageous and brave are not among them. Rather, as I sip my cafe cubano and the pugent odour of a Cohiba wafts in the still Miami air, I think to myself: "cabron."
WELCOME TO GAMEPOLITICS!!! As Dennis said, having you here is a great honor!
@dAnthraxxx
It's the "Ace Attorney" series, Numbers 1 through 3 are Phoenix Wright, and Number 4 so far is Apollo Justice.
I CAN MAKE A CASE AND CONDUCT MYSELF IN A BETTER FASHION IN COURT THAN JOKE THOMPSON.
Thanks for running this, Dennis.
Where I come from "cabron" is someone that's smart enough to do something and take it as far as possible and still escape unscathed... I don't think that's what JT is...
If we're going with the spanish insults I would totally go for "pendejo"
Then again, that's just me.
As someone in the first or second part pointed out, he brought up that, I think, both Moore and Junking didn't sue him. This seems to be his most important point. In his mind, since he'll sue anyone for anything, if someone doesn't want to sue him then he hasn't done anything wrong. So if he hasn't done anything wrong, because he hasn't been sued, there's no reason to file a bar complaint. Circular, sure, but this IS Jack we're talking about.
His second defense seems to be his persecution by the vast forces of evil arrayed against him. As was pointed out above, and because he has NPD, he assumes that everyone should treat him with respect and honor, no matter how abusive and disrespectful he is to them. So no matter how he acts, those who don't kowtow to him are persecuting him, because he can't possibly be wrong.
On a side note, hello, Rumpole. I hope you'll enjoy yourself here. And a question for you and/or JDKJ, or any other legal expert here:
Does Jack really believe that he can sue people who don't agree with him, or is he just trying to use legalese to scare them into removing anything he finds objectionable, depending on their ignorance of the law to acquiesce without a fight?
I was surprised by their reply. "Jack Thompson actually comes in here and buys some games to try them out." I was stunned. I felt that I was wrong, that JT probably had some bad days when he replied to others, that this guy was actually on the level. I had respect for him. I actually wanted to write him an email and see if I could engage in some polite and intellectually stimulating conversation.
But I was obviously mistaken. His actions have proven that I was wrong, and try as I might to give him the benefit of the doubt, I cannot any longer. And though I am filled with a sort of thrill of his eventual downfall, I cannot help feeling sorry for the man. My original claim that he was a bufoon was proven. Sometimes, I hate it when I'm right.
Dennis, is there any way to get the complete transcript, either from you or via a public link?
Cabron= Jack_ss or A-hole.
Pendejo= Dumb_ss
Those are aproximations of the meanings. Shame not everything translate literally.
I don't know if you will return and read this comment, but I, too, would like to welcome you to gamepolitics.
Since your blog focuses on the Dade County Miami Criminal Courthouse, I suppose you get some first hand experience with Jack and other legal professionals. So, I've a few questions regarding that.
I've heard Jack is pretty well despised in that area, is that true? Or merely a selective characterization?
It seems Judge Tunis is well respected as a level headed and patient juror. Is that a fair assessment?
Finally, based on your experience, and the above excerpts, what do you think the most likely outcome of this trial will be? Temporary suspension? Will the court revoke Jack's license to practice law? Or will Jack be found innocent of any wrong-doing?
Thank you, for your time in advance.
I really can't see how the verdict could be innocent. It's just not possible given the way Jack himself behaved during the trial. Whether or not it's temporary or permanent are the only possible options.
I don't know how common it is, but every time I saw him object to Smith's testimony, it really seemed that JT was grasping at the straws, trying to expunge the overwhelming evidence that proved more and more that he was a moron, not only unfit for being a lawyer, but also unfit for any sort of politics that actually matters.
I hope for two things to happen: firstly, I eventually find the complete transcripts for that court case so I can laugh at JT's failed excuses to get his own support from the audience, and so that I can keep on pointing out, mentally, the numerous times he's failed at both debate, and life, and secondly, I want JT's lawyer privileges to be revoked for as long as possible, so he can crawl into the career sinkhole his 'religious tirades' against video games has pushed him into.
I agree, but I would like the opinion of a law professional. Someone who better understands the practice of law and the law community. Someone who isn't as biased as you or I.
I think Jack will lose his license over this. His actions in court, even if not technically evidence, would be hard to ignore once the judge retires to her chambers to decide on a verdict. In my humble opinion, we are witnessing the death of Jack's "career". Still, I'd like a second, and more informed, opinion.
Gee, did I say opinion, enough? OPINION!
actually cabron can mean both things as in
wow you are a cabron = wow you are bada--
ese es un cabrón= he is a jack thompson err an a----le
dont even get me started with the most amazing word in spanish verga a word that can have so many good and bad conotations as you can imagine
@rav3: "he is a Jack Thompson." I love it!
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*squinty pain eyes* Silly me, I forgot that we were talking about JT here.....
Just know that since you have spoken your mind on here and communicated with us in any fashion that JT will be promptly suing your for :P
Again, welcome!
p.s. - Speaking of celebs, we haven't heard from GamerDad here lately have we?
that was true until JT started digging himself a nice big hole for himself in this trial and most of his previous ones.
what a complete tit, he doesn't seem to realise that it is a very bad idea to insult the court and disrespect the judge.
I may actually see if I can get the entire transcript of this from GP, to give to a playwright buddy of mine...
This would make an excellent mock trial rehash.
You try to put on those airs and act real cool
But you got to realize that you're acting like fools