What? I... uh... I have nothing to say about this. I mean, its the New Yorker. This is so disturbingly unexpected. I'm speechless.

I don't get it...

What's the joke?

It's like a window into my own home.

I get the distinct impression that this cartoon was created by someone as old as The New Yorker itself.

No, no, no, obviously the old guy is actually the kid's brother. The guy games so much that it made him prematurely old, just like those Canadian ParticipACTION people said.

Elaine: Look at this cartoon in the New Yorker, I don't get this.

Jerry: I don't either.

Elaine: And you're on the fringe of the humor business.

George comes in

George: Hey!

Elaine: Hey! George look at this.

George: That's cute.

Elaine: You got it?

George: No , never mind.

Elaine: Come on , We're two intelligent people here. We can figure this out. Now we got a dog and a cat in an office.

Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office but there's no pets working there.

Elaine: The cat is saying " I've enjoyed reading your E-mail".

George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.

Elaine: It's a page number.

George: Well , I can't crack this one.

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Next day at the New Yorker

Mr. Elinoff: So, J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists to illustrate your catalog?

Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier ,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha....For example.. I..I really do....Well I love this one.

Elaine shows him the cartoon

Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.

Elaine: Ahan, Ahan....yeah...Euh but, Why is it that the, that the animals enjoy reading the email?

Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes . Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..

Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?

Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores. (slides the magazine to her)

Elaine: But, what is the comment. (she slides the magazine back to him)

Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.

Elaine: No it isn't.

Mr. Elinoff: Pun?

Elaine: I don,t think so.

Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?

Elaine: That's not a word.....You have no idea what this means do you?

Mr Elinoff: No.

Elaine: Then why did you print it.

Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.

Elaine: (gets up) You know what? you people should be ashamed of yourself, you know ya doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party talking about the stock market. You think you're doing comedy.

Mr. Elinoff: Actually that's not bad..

Elaine: Oh! really (laughs) well you know..... I have others

I think it's possible Jack Thomspon has realized that the only way he's going to be able to keep practicing law is through "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney" so the title suits him well.

Oh Jesus Jack, just shut up and stop acting like a God damned 3 year old.

In regards to the cartoon, I guess I get the joke, but it just comes off as very dull. They should get Jack Thompson to do these things, as I've never read observations as witty and truly hilarious as his. (that was sarcasm, for those unable to discern things like that. Like Jack Thompson! Zing!) 

I don't think you fools are aware of the damage GTA can cause to children and their famalies, whatever, ignorance is bliss.

Jack, if that really is Jack, I do feel sorry for you.

I've felt annoyance, anger and apathy towards you, I've seen you be arrogent, insulting, plain stupid, but never sorry for you. It's clear that it's all going downhill for you career wise, and you seem to have lost the 'pep' of your previous trolling on this message board. And as much as I dislike how you treat people and your seeming quest against games.

I do honestly feel sorry that this had to happen.

However, you can't ignore the fact that what is happening is a direct result of you being disrespectful to people, especially CEOs, Laywers, Judges etc. You've gone along and simply ignored anyone else's opinions, and have reduced people to tears many times, and I'd wager that you don't care how negetively you've affected people. And you can't let it go un-noticed that you've hurt the people in the world more than 99% of people who play games have. We've never broken fax machines as a result of harrassment, we've never made people cry in court rooms. We're the ones who've been exposed to violent media, and we're fine. Why have you done these things?

It seems clear to me, and probably over millions of people, that tomorrow is completely fair for you, and should have happened long ago. Good luck.

I don't get it at all

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IMA FIRIN MAH LASER!!!

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But majority araba kiralama of their outrage araç kiralama stems from what it could DO TO children, not the content itself.  Talk to one of these people and you'll find they don't think any books kiralık araba should be banned from children.  Mention American Psycho and they talk about kiralık araç the redeeming value of using imagination to construct a story.  Reading, no matter what the content, is largely viewed as a consequenceless activity for people of any age.  The reason why I mention American Psycho is because of the content itself.  Gaming never has and likely never will have any scenes where someone has sex with a severed head.  Not gonna happen.  Yet despite this, they'll fight tooth and nail to protect their children from two boys kissing in Bully but whatever they read is harmless... yeah.

The entire arguement is kiralık oto based upon a social normality inflicted by luddites who can't figure out the controls for Halo so it's frightening and terrifying and obviously the cause of youth violence on the rise even though, in reality, it's in decline (which is actually a HUGE suprise given minibüs kiralama the economies status).  In  a perfect world, we would have parents that actually parent.  The idea of sales restrictions on media on oto kiralama any form to accomidate parental unwillingness to get involved with their child's life is the real problem to me.  Here I am, 32 years old, and being held up at a self-scan rent a car needing to show ID before I can buy a $10 M rated game all because Soccer Momthra can't be bothered to look at the crap Billy Genericallystupidson does in his free time.  It's too hard for her, so I have to suffer?