G4 Parodies, Pleases Jack Thompson; Spanks YouTube
G4 Parodies, Pleases Jack Thompson; Spanks YouTube
July 17, 2008
With his remaining time as a licensed attorney likely numbered in days rather than decades, you might think that anti-game campaigner Jack Thompson would be in something of a funk.
However, Thompson has e-mailed GamePolitics with a YouTube link to a new G4TV parody called Jack Thompson Was Right. His subject line? "Very Funny, Really"...
However, when we jumped over to YouTube the video was gone, and the following notice posted: "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by g4 Media Inc."
No worries. G4TV still has the video...
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Posted 11/07/09 at 04:27pm
ZippyDSMlee: man I got alot of junk and dup files too >< god I need orginization...and no not the knee capping media mafia kind :P
ZippyDSMlee: man I got alot of junk and dup files too >< god I need orginization...and no not the knee capping media mafia kind :P
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:26pm
ZippyDSMlee: replaced :P
ZippyDSMlee: replaced :P
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:23pm
ZippyDSMlee: beemoh:hey its like 60GB porn,400GB anime 100GB games and crap I have took from all my DVDs, I hate waiting on dvds to install stuff..... oh and 40GB of my porn was in the found.000 folder...mostly corrupted.... least I got names of wut needs to be repa
ZippyDSMlee: beemoh:hey its like 60GB porn,400GB anime 100GB games and crap I have took from all my DVDs, I hate waiting on dvds to install stuff..... oh and 40GB of my porn was in the found.000 folder...mostly corrupted.... least I got names of wut needs to be repa
Posted 11/07/09 at 04:18pm
beemoh: @Zip: ...and you'd have to spend all that time re-downloading that porn?
beemoh: @Zip: ...and you'd have to spend all that time re-downloading that porn?
Posted 11/07/09 at 03:34pm
ZippyDSMlee: ggrrrrr......vista lost one of my hard drives and I had a heart attack thinking I lost 1TB of data....
ZippyDSMlee: ggrrrrr......vista lost one of my hard drives and I had a heart attack thinking I lost 1TB of data....
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:58am
JDKJ: Which could be explained by both (a) and (b).
JDKJ: Which could be explained by both (a) and (b).
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:56am
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: You forgot C) the fact that, for some reason, every time he did something that would suggest he shouldn't be in the military, let alone an officer, higher ups ignored it or let it slide.
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: You forgot C) the fact that, for some reason, every time he did something that would suggest he shouldn't be in the military, let alone an officer, higher ups ignored it or let it slide.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:51am
JDKJ: Part of the problem is, I believe, that (a) the Army had a lot of time and money already invested in him and which they were unwilling to simply write-off and (b) an increasing need for the type of skills and services he provided.
JDKJ: Part of the problem is, I believe, that (a) the Army had a lot of time and money already invested in him and which they were unwilling to simply write-off and (b) an increasing need for the type of skills and services he provided.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:48am
JDKJ: And that even if he was begging not to get cut loose, he was apparently a real good candidate for being cut loose, anyway.
JDKJ: And that even if he was begging not to get cut loose, he was apparently a real good candidate for being cut loose, anyway.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:11am
JDKJ: @chada: And while Kennedy once noted that there's usually more than enough blame for everyone to get a slice, the possibility that the Army was unwilling to cut loose someone who was asking to get cut loose could be a factor.
JDKJ: @chada: And while Kennedy once noted that there's usually more than enough blame for everyone to get a slice, the possibility that the Army was unwilling to cut loose someone who was asking to get cut loose could be a factor.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:07am
ZippyDSMlee: *noms on his feet*..nomnomnomnom*droooll* ...wuuutttttt uuu looking at?
ZippyDSMlee: *noms on his feet*..nomnomnomnom*droooll* ...wuuutttttt uuu looking at?
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:05am
JDKJ: I'm no psychologist, but I'm told that crazy people have a tendency to do crazy things.
JDKJ: I'm no psychologist, but I'm told that crazy people have a tendency to do crazy things.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:03am
chadachada321: Whoops, was out of the convo for awhile. I do wonder what type of ammo he used etc, but the real issue is WHY he did it, not HOW
chadachada321: Whoops, was out of the convo for awhile. I do wonder what type of ammo he used etc, but the real issue is WHY he did it, not HOW
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:56am
JDKJ: But if it turns out that they actually did, they'll have Hell to pay.
JDKJ: But if it turns out that they actually did, they'll have Hell to pay.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:45am
JDKJ: And I'd tend to rule out the possibilty of FN Herstal supplying restricted ammunition to someone merely because they're ordering it from a military base.
JDKJ: And I'd tend to rule out the possibilty of FN Herstal supplying restricted ammunition to someone merely because they're ordering it from a military base.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:37am
JDKJ: I know you don't leave your gated community and get around much in dark alleys, so you may be surprised to learn that there's this thing called "the black market" where, if you've got enough money, ain't too much of anything which can't be bought.
JDKJ: I know you don't leave your gated community and get around much in dark alleys, so you may be surprised to learn that there's this thing called "the black market" where, if you've got enough money, ain't too much of anything which can't be bought.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:36am
Austin_Lewis: Or, maybe he or someone else at the base ordered the SS190 from FN Herstal.
Austin_Lewis: Or, maybe he or someone else at the base ordered the SS190 from FN Herstal.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:32am
Austin_Lewis: the hands of private owners. They run about 300 dollars minimum for a box of 50, and boxes of AP 5.7 are extremely scarce, mainly residing in the hands of Class III stores or individuals who for one reason or another got a demo box of it.
Austin_Lewis: the hands of private owners. They run about 300 dollars minimum for a box of 50, and boxes of AP 5.7 are extremely scarce, mainly residing in the hands of Class III stores or individuals who for one reason or another got a demo box of it.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:30am
Austin_Lewis: There are other firearms that fire the 5.7. However, I too would like to know where he got the ammo and what kind was used. Maybe Hasan, planning not to live through this, went out and bought one the boxes of SS190 that are floating around in
Austin_Lewis: There are other firearms that fire the 5.7. However, I too would like to know where he got the ammo and what kind was used. Maybe Hasan, planning not to live through this, went out and bought one the boxes of SS190 that are floating around in
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:44am
JDKJ: And it isn't yet clear what type of ammunition Hasan used. It's strange that he purchased a gun but didn't purchase ammunition for it at the same place and time. Especially because the calibre required is peculiar to the actual gun.
JDKJ: And it isn't yet clear what type of ammunition Hasan used. It's strange that he purchased a gun but didn't purchase ammunition for it at the same place and time. Especially because the calibre required is peculiar to the actual gun.
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Comments
we...we didn't listen! oh god, we didn't listen!
Global war- i mean, GTA IV, it was so obvious, WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?!?!?!
Never knew ol Jack was that buff
His tattoo is pretty awesome too.
I thought the video was funny. I am surprised that John Bruce is in such a good mood over it. Probably because it was not about him getting killed.
I also expect John Bruce to come on here and claim that GP is obsessed with him.
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Hehehehe. Had me grinning and laughing in my head. Of course... there is always laughter in my head... hehehehHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
... *cough* on a side note, how long until Jack Thompson sends enough e-mail to be marked as a spammer by most e-mail hosts?
"Graduated middle of his class.."
Very funny indeed
Absolutely priceless...
If only he had a better sense of humor regarding video games huh?
Jack seems to choose the oddest of times to flaunt his sense of humor.
"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by g4 Media Inc."
Awww, I wanted to see that video
~Weatherlight~
Just go to www.g4tv.com and check out the Video section. You'll find it there.
My God, now I see my folly. Forgive us, people of the future. Who knew that GTAIV would bring about the apocalypse?
@E. Zachary Knight
GP is obsessed with him. I don't mean dennis mccauley, he must be incredibly tired of him. However, his obligation to his work on this site requires extensive coverage of thompson just because of who he is and what he does. Most people are redirected over here because of thompson mainly, and GP tends to capitalize on that. There are many posts about Thompson that we could've done without....
JUDAS!!!
EXPLAIN YOUR TREACHERY!!!
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I AM CONDEMNED TO HAUNT THE DREAMS OF JACK THOMPSON UNTIL HIS CRUSADE AGAINST VIDEO GAMES ENDS.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Neat.
-Entertainment isn't the reason the world sucks. It's the reason we know the world sucks. For information on games and psychology, look up: Jonathan Freedman(2002)Block & Crain(2007)Grand Theft Childhood, by Harvard researchers Larry Kutner&Cheryl Olson
It was actually pretty funny. And by having him be the hero and be right, he can't hit them with a defemation of character law suits.
However, who expects a press release with something stating how "Major video game media outlets are now publicly declaring 'Jack Thompson was right'". Along with some choice quotes from it with out stating that it was 'satire' (see what I did there?).
That might be fun to watch for an hour and a half . . .
Yet if they said anythign bad about him, he'd be suing already, or saying he would
You can never get enough JT news you infidel!
.lol he makes for a good reading. Its either JT or reading about car bombs in my country, i choose JT
LOL!! I love the peck flexing! HAHA!! That's a win.
-Loudspeaker
"Volume helps to get a point across but sharp teeth are better."
...Well. I mean I have doubts that Jack knows that they are making fun of him and his absurd claims. But Jack may be so far gone into lala land that to him that just very well may seem like a completely true to life biography.
What I find most amusing is that he sent it to gamepolitics.com, like he was group of it. Someone needs to explain to him the meaning of satire.
*proud of it. (Sorry, Kinda tired)
I actually tried watching it, but in the end I could only suffer through half of it. Just like everything that comes from G4, it's nothing more than garbage.
I thought it was pretty well done, made me laugh a few times. Especially when I first saw the handsome-action-hero-archetype in that bad wig. And the tat, lol.
Why is Jack emailing here about that? Does he think GP had a hand in it?
He would only realize that it's satire if G4 promised to give $10,000 to charity in the video and then not do it.
Was there anything else in the email besides the video and the aforementioned subject line?
Also, are you sure that he wasn't being sarcastic. Does anyone know if he has mentioned the video in any other outlet?
With out the rest of the letter it's kind of hard to tell but coming from JT "Very funny, really..." Doesn't sound like an agreeable sentiment. I'd imagine he was pissed but GP didn't feel the rest of the inane ranting was worth posting as it probably equated to "you guys are a bunch of assholes" in much more drawn out speech.
They had this on during their live coverage of E3. I thought it was pretty funny. Even posted a link in the shout boxes two days ago.....
-"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -Sir Winston Churchill
That was actually funny! Are we sure G4 did it? Jack has been known to have a sense of humor, when it suits his ego. That muscley body double was flattering enough, I imagine the satire was lost on him.
~~All Knowledge is Worth Having~~
given Sessler was there i guess yes
I thought it was bloody hilarious myself. But it was mayhap a tad too subtle for JT to realize it was a parody of him.
Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.
Oh, stop with the conspiracies already. Maybe, just maybe, Jack Thompson has a sense of humor and saw it as it was. Not only a parody of himself but also the GTA4 obsessed fanbase. I think the only reason why he decided to share it with GP is that he knew the posters and readers here would get a kick out of it. Sure, Jack Thompson can be a jerk at times and a bit of a whackjob, but even whackjobs have a sense of humor. I know I do.
I know it was a parody of Jack Thompson's delusional image of himself, but come on....I really can't help but feel anything but disgusted to see this man portrayed as the "hero" of anything, even in parody.
But it's insane macho cliche satire man. I f you still feel disgusted by it then either you're taking the video way too seriously or your dislike of Jack has gone too deep.
Lmao, "people start finding random weapons lying on rooftops"
wait!
where's the countdown timer!?
But i have to agree with Jack Thompson's subject line.. it IS very funny (one of the few things i do agree with him)
Never thought I'd say this, but thanks for sharing, Jack!
Funny as it is, G4 really does try too hard to be hip and cool. Kind of like CNN.
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Meh, I liked G4 back when it was just TechTV. Now a days it's more directed towards the college Fratboy crowd, i.e. Attack of the show with that human party favor Olivia Munn, and the Japanese game shows.
I lol'd hard at the edited interview with Adam Sessler, with Jack standing there half naked with steam rising behind him.
Has anyone watched the Escapist's Jack Thompson video? I'm surprised he hasn't done anything about it, despite the fact it's probably a foreign project.
PS - it's directed by "Uwe Boll". And that's reason enough to watch.
I was thinking of the same thing... actually.
Here's the LINK!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/de-rez/55-Jack-Thompson-The-Movie
Where can we find it?
Of course JT likes it, for him there is nothing but good press (unless it contradicts him, then they are slanderous liars and must be sued).
What ever happened to the easily trollable guy who can't take a joke? I guess he just changed into the weirdo who makes statements that make zero sense.
Anyways, thought this was funny when I saw it.
Oh I so wanna see this as an actual movie. It'll be like a modernized version of Hot Shots. Oh and at some point in the movie JT gets wounded and has to go to a fast food place to get healed up again
When ever I see JT these days the song "I fought the law, and the law won" pops into my head.
But that G4 video was indeed quite amusing.
Ooh, I hadn't thought of that one - one more item to add to the Disbarment-Day playlist.
So far I've got:
"Hit the Road, Jack", "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye", The GTA themesongs, and your entry.
That was hilarious. He should totally get that tat and become a pro body builder. I mean, after failing so miserably at being a lawyer, why not try it at some other profession.
I knew Pong was evil!
Interesting that Mr. Thompson feels the need to show everyone a video about himself. Over-inflated ego perhaps? A video that some people may not have seen otherwise and that is about himself....he must love the publicity and attention. Just to remind us that he's still around.
Take Two took down the video? I thought it was G4...oh wait, Take Two created GTA so they must have conspired to keep Thompson from looking good. Maybe the janitor at G4 used to work at Take Two and used this opportunity to take down the video, the evil janitor.
Dude calm down its just a joke XD plus the video is right there*
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