A 33-year-old North Carolina postal worker is under arrest after she traveled to Delaware in an attempt to kidnap the 50-something man who jilted her on Second Life.
As Destructoid reports, Kimberly Jernigan's romance with the man ended shortly after they met in real life:
...in the beginning of August, Kimberly allegedly drove to her ex-boyfriend's Pennsylvania workplace and attempted to kidnap the man at gunpoint. Apparently she couldn't even manage that successfully, and had to come back two weeks later and track him down to his Delaware home...
she lay in wait for him with a set of handcuffs, a roll of duct tape, a taser, a BB gun and her dog Gogi. Her foolproof scheme failed after the man simply ran away, having entered to find a laser beam pointed at his chest. Kimberley had fled soon after, but her dog was discovered bound in duct tape and abandoned in the bathroom to stop him making noise. She was found an hour later in Maryland and taken into custody after a "brief struggle" at a rest stop.
GP: Wait. She duct-taped the dog?
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Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
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Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
I just want to pet that dog and say it'll be alright... DEATH SENTENCE FOR DUCK TAPING A DOG! NOW!!! This woman is stupider than chris crocker, and thats far down...
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
And this is why I don't go into Second Life. You have people in there with less of a first life then I have, which is a scary thing to contemplate.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Here's a great reason to have aliases
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Does every new story have to end with coments about Jack Thompson?
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Yes, unfortunately, it is an inevitability that JT, or a forum troll pretending to be JT, posts here.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Hey Jack, aren't you excited? Somebody actually read your book on how to succeed!
"There is no sin except stupidity." - Oscar Wilde
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
W....T....F
i dont blame the guy for ending that relationship
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Lets all laugh at this!
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Actaully i never fail , i just choose not to win, but my claims will be right, i have plentful links of proof video games are nothing but "murder simulators.", Perhaprs you 3 are the trolls of this putrid website called gamepolitics.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
If you have links then show them. I believe the proper phrase in this situation is: "Put up or shut up".
"I just choose not to win"
BEST. LINE. EVER. Oh, and I have studies cited in my signature. See the text below.
-Entertainment isn't the reason the world sucks. It's the reason we know the world sucks. For information on games and psychology, look up: Jonathan Freedman(2002)Block & Crain(2007)Grand Theft Childhood, by Harvard researchers Larry Kutner&Cheryl Olson
Enjoy.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Okay... if you're going to impersonate someone here are a few tips
1) learn their mannerisms. There's a reason why you are failing with such tremendous grace. It's because you type like a five year old. Jack Thompson, although he adores the / for whatever reason, types like he has a brain cell.
2) Don't change your name everyy five seconds. It gets old and tedius
3) If you are impersonating someone as a joke, it helps if others are IN ON THE JOKE WITH YOU, otherwise it's just sad.
Oh yes, and impersonating JT on this site is hardly the peak of originality.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
"Oh yes, and impersonating JT on this site is hardly the peak of originality."
Yeah man people have been doing that since the livejournal days. Anyone else remember Caveman Thompson's quest to outlaw fire?
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
If this really is JT I wanna see the links.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Hmmm, well it looks like the internet is the new murder stimulator to you punks, And this woman's life is a complete waste due to her false obession of love on Second life, She is reall wasting her life rotting it away to scum like you.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Not funny... feel free to cry about it.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Oh, shut the hell up already.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Jack Thompson is obsessed wit hthis website, and this is the first news story I have seen of someone form Second Life acting like this, ever.
Argument over.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
L2 Jack Thompson.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Am we seeing the roll-out of JT 2.0 beta? Twice the fails in half the time?
Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
What is with all the Jack copycats? It's the original or nothing for me.
It's just not lulzy when you know the guy writing it is not serious.
Headline should be...
"Woman believes in second chances with ex from second life."
"SL player finds duct tape insufficient to keep a hold of 'the one that got away."
etc.
Wow. Just wow.Duct taped the
Wow. Just wow.
Duct taped the dog?
I hope it went to a good home after this.
I think she could be charged for animal cruelty too XD
In addition for being charged as an "eternal dumbass".
I love it when the funny game news rolls around :P
Re: Wow. Just wow.Duct taped the
So do they: "The dog was said to be uninjured, but the SPCA is looking into possible charges of animal cruelty."
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Somebody should submit this to Fark, it sounds like something they'd enjoy.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Is it just me or does this sound like a sitcom? A lonely 50 something man trying to recover from the death of his wife a decade ago finally starts socialising again and getting into zany situations with women each week.
When he ran away, was Yakety Sax (AKA: Benny Hill chase music) playing?
What situations other than psycho stalker could he get into? Accidental arranged marriage, extreme sports nutjob, lazy eye woman, 'dude looks like a lady'...
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Behold the dark side of internet love... Sad and yet hilarious.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
A crazy woman's attempt at kidnapping and Obama choosing Biden: the only two times you'll ever see Delaware in the national news. *ba dum tish*
And before any Delawareans get their panties in a twist, just know that I have every right to make this joke. Why? Because I live there (or here...you know what I mean).
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
don't worry i hate this state, so i don't care if it's in the news. though i can say I can't wait for a hurricane to come up here & flush out the trailer park trash.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
I live there too and I agree with this post, except for one thing, I'm pretty sure Delaware was in the news when we were the first to sign the constitution.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
The only times Delaware has been in national news:
1) Biden
2) This story
3) The Constitution
4) Dover schools trying to include "intelligent design" in science class
5) When the people forced a family to move out of the Indian River School District because they were Jewish.
6) The episode of Cops where they showed the guy's trailer that looked like a UFO
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
there was also last year a serious of articles about a church full of retards rotesting at military funerals saying that the people died because God hated them...it wasn't all about DE, but it was partly.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Finding crazy people on the internet? I'm shocked! I've had incidents with internet crazies, though none of them drove cross country to kidnap me. Thank God for the block/ignore function most games have. I wish I could say I'm surprised, but I'm not.
As far as duct taping the dog... You got to remember you're not dealing with a rational human being here. You're dealing with someone who thinks completely different. In their mind, it was perfectly logical to duct tape the dog.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
That's...interesting...
Mostly, I just feel bad for the dog.
-"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -Sir Winston Churchill
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
I too, feel bad for the dog.
This might seem odd, but I actually think it's good that video games bring out these tendencies in people. If you're going to get so obsessed over a game that you'll resort to kidnapping, then I hope it happens sooner rather than later. Let's get you into a locked cell as soon as possible, mmmkay?
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Perfect Defintion of EPIC-FAIL
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Where the hell is Jack when you need some lulz?
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I AM CONDEMNED TO HAUNT THE DREAMS OF JACK THOMPSON UNTIL HIS CRUSADE AGAINST VIDEO GAMES ENDS.
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I AM DOOMED TO HAUNT JACK THOMPSON'S DREAMS UNTIL HIS CRUSADE AGAINST VIDEO GAMES ENDS.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
HELP US JACK THOMPSON, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
"... 33-year old Postal Worker?" Well there's your problem right there.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Can you say "Mentally Incapacitated?"
"Oh, my ex got away, so I'll take it out on my dog." Four words: L. M. A. O.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Poor dog.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Um...
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Psycho much?
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
Wow..... just..... WOW.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
I cannot think of anything nice to say.
So I shall merely smirk.
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
She couldn't take him at gunpoint?
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
To quote Futurama when Gunter runs away from the professor...
"Why?! WHY?! Why didn't I break his legs?!!!"
Re: Woman Tries to Kidnap Her Second Life Boyfriend - Twice
You say that, and I think of "Misery" by Stephen King.