I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

September 5, 2008

This picture just showed up in an e-mail from Jack Thompson.

There was no explanation, other than the subject line:

First feeder bands from Hurricane Ike hit Miami!

Color me confused. Is the man growing a sense of humor? Learning PhotoShop?

Maybe it's symbolism: the pole represents his law license. The hurricane is the Florida Bar and he's trying to hang on...

UPDATE: So it appears that Thompson may be preparing for a second career (you never know when you might need one of those)... as a weatherman.

In a followup e-mail Thompson claims that US news organizations are underreporting the upcoming Hurricane Ike because it's not as sexy as the recent Gustav, which threatened both New Orleans and the Republican National Convention. Even his BFFs at Fox are guilty, says Thompson (now is that any way to get air time?).

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Nah, I doubt it's symbolic of that. He believes he'll still be able to practice law after the next few weeks.

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Maybe I'm just a literal person, but when I first saw it I thought he was getting sodomized.

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I think the picture is him trying to strangle 'The Bar.'  It should be seen as a death threat.  *sage nod*

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hahahahahahahahahahaha...  wow...  okay, haha,  that is awesome, and something he would prolly say if in the reverse situation, but not joking.

He didn't photoshop that though.  He looks like he actually has his feet proped up, and holding onto the bar.  His shirt is hanging down, and just look at his face, haha.  I never seen his face that red before.  Wait....  okay, maybe I have.  I think we can all learn something from this, JT actually has some pretty strong arms.  I thought he was a skinny little whiny wimp.

 

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I was gonna say...  If Jack actually had Photoshopped that, it came out looking better'n Dennis's last attempt (11-year old girl gets family out of car).  And the thought of Jack being better than anyone at anything just shatters my mind.

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Rules 12 and 36, dude.

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Hehehe pretty funny photo, all things considered :D

'Damn you, I will file that motion!'

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Oh look, he thinks your his friend and sending you funny pictures

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well, he's got several hundred friends, then, since he mailed this all over the place.

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Shit how long before they turn on him if not already?

When Life gives you lemons, you find a new god.

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Now, y'see Jack, that's what a lot of Super Heros get wrong, you are supposed to swing the lamp-post not vice-versa ;)

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Oh he's trying to strangle the bar... I see... I see... the lunatic is still going to lose his right to practice law

When Life gives you lemons, you find a new god.

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I choose to look at this as John Thompson making light of tragic events happening all along our southern coastal cities. Just like with the Penny Arcade charity fiasco. This man has no shame.

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I am half surprised that he is not claiming that the hurricane is god punishing the radical gay florida bar or something.

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I don't think Jack belongs to that bunch of westboro nuts, he's just got a boner for video games like he had for rap in the early 90's.

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"thinks about it" That bastard's making fun of New Orleans... AGAIN.

When Life gives you lemons, you find a new god.

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This is a man addicted to the spotlight, desperately trying to hold onto attention. His douchebag schtick isn't working as well these days, so now he's trying to cozy up to the same people he was being a jerk to months earlier?

Jack is a sad man. He serves as an example of how not to be.

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Saying he was being a jerk is like calling milk spicy. He was practicalyl makign death threats

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"Calling milk spicy"........ don't you mean Habenero?

Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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I am confused...what the heck is Jack up to now?

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Yeah, I'm confused, too. Maybe this is the light, humorous side of Jack?

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Or a new, elaborate plan to take over the world, ban all videogames and turn us all into mindless non-player zombies with weird cow-shaped hats!!??

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I like how the trees in the background are not moving at all. Jack must be bored out of his mind and getting even crazier.

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I just wonder what the hell he's using to prop his legs when looking at that picture.

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Good to see you letting loose a little stress there, John Bruce.  It'll do ya a world of good.  (Yes, I can be cordial when I want to be.)

...

Well, one can only hope.

Of course, we're looking at the beginning of Hanna up here in Wilmington.

Nightwng2000

NW2K Software

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I think he's telling you to blow him.

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where's the "thumbs up" voting icon when you need it?

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What in... why is.... buhh??

*saves picture anyway*

....what? It's far too good to pass up.

Is he human after all?

Call me fickle, but I'm beginning to genuinly like Jack Thompson.

Re: Is he human after all?

Ok. ya fickle.

 

Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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Ummmm...guess he's bored since there hasn't been any massacres for him to chase recently.

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I bet I can use this to make fun of him :D

When Life gives you lemons, you find a new god.

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Yep, has has officially lost it.

 

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He lost it when he was wringing his hands in glee at the act of sending gay porn to the court docket...

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Lost it? I don't think he's ever had "it".

Was there anyone else in the

Was there anyone else in the address list of recipients? Maybe he just selected or clicked the wrong mailing list by mistake and instead of friends and family sent it to his "media alert" list :)

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It seems his days of trolling have finally come to the ultimate conclusion...

He's become a poster on /b/

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Oh god no not /b... that's where the WORST of the internet hangs out.

When Life gives you lemons, you find a new god.

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Gonna say this straight from the get-go, before someone does it.

He who cites Rules 1 and 2 gets an automatic ULTIMATE Fail.

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1. Do not talk about /b/ on raids.

2. DO NOT talk about /b/ on raids.

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What the fuck did I just say, dumbass? *facepalm* ULTIMATE Fail.

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Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

You have been trolled.

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Uh, what?

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Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

Calm down. Some of us don't know what these "rules" or what "/b/" is....like me. Sorry.

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Meh - it's pretty harmless.  I question the wisdom of posting it at all.  I know, we've all heard the arguments as to why Jack's legal antics constitute news, but until whatever this means is unearthed, I'd say him goofing off in emails is not news.

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It is, however, amusing.

-Gray17

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Looks like Jack is taking an unhealthy interest in pole dancing now.

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Maybe he's practicing for some jail time...

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I think the man has finally snapped...

"Volume helps to get a point across but sharp teeth are better."

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Wasn't there an incident where a Hurricane disrupted a court date of his since some important people would not bare the horrendous weather to get to the courthouse? I could be wrong there, but that would make the most sense. A clear jab at them is not really out of character.

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He's probably sending you a sample of his "JT Picture Retort Bundle". The whole bundle includes pictures of kangaroos, atomic bombs, and naked gay porn.

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Mentioning the naked gay porn made me think of Rule 34, and if I am the first to think of it, Rule 35 applies automatically.

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Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...
Well, his mouth's open, and his hands are in the right position- all we need to do is move his arms a bit...
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I work in law enforcement and my old boss was an attorney.  She unfortunately treated her subordinates in the department like she treated opposing attornies.  She would simply crush any dissent by any means necessary.  Finally they sent in some independent evaluators and she was forced out of the department.  Now she is back to practicing regular law and said the experience of being forced out of our department saved her life.  The stress and unpleasantness made her re-evaluate things and calm down.   

Maybe Jack needs to be disbarred to save his life.  He couldn't let go of his "quest" and now that its being taken from him by force it might be less of a burden to him. Hopefully he continues to take himself less seriously. 

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If Jack played for the NBA.

jack1 copy

In Miami, this is how we deconstruct a Bar,

jack2 copy

 

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Awesome! xD

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MORE PICS!!!  MORE PICS!!!

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ROFL

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*Saves pics*

You, sir, rule.

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Wrong! That man WINS T3H I|\|T3R|\|3T$.

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jack3 copy

Miami's Best Selling Novel now has a second edition

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Sorry, forgot to say that was me that done that one as well :)

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jack4 copy

I've got them right where I want them

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Everybody wants to rule the world......

Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

Nothing is more important than a man with the world on his shoulders.

E. Zachary Knight
http://www.editorialgames.com
Oklahoma City Chapter of the ECA
MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/okceca
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Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

He's got the whole world in his hands...

He's got the whole world in his hands...

He's got the whole wide world in his hands...

He's got the whole world in his hands...

 

Everyone sing along!

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Please die.
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Second ULTIMATE Fail in this thread.

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Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

Damn, thats the ULTIMATE record for one thread isn't it? (Other then Jack himself)

 

Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

There has been more.

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Come on!  If Jack can have a sense of humore, so can I...

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Uh, no. You fail.

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OMFG!  I just spat out my lunch I was laughing so hard!

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Funny stuff!!

Bravo!

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If you could make one of him lying down with that guy in a bunny costume over him, the one who scared the kid to tears...that would be classic!

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But I sent him an email today this morning, talking about his attack on the video game community, and he responds with I'm not harrasing anyone but you are, dont do it again.

I think the guy has lost his mind.

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Your lucky to get a response at all. I emailed hima sincere question about why he felt that parents were so powerless to control the medi entering their home, he ignored me. When I pressed him in the comments of an article here last year, he simply replied that my question was me trying to be smart.

Go figure.

E. Zachary Knight
http://www.editorialgames.com
Oklahoma City Chapter of the ECA
MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/okceca
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Thompson's a scrub in the true sense of the word. He uses the same tactics over and over again, and when they prove ineffective, he blames someone else for it.

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What in the world..!?

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Well, I like these emails better than his others.

Gift.

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Maybe he finally went bat%*#^ senile.

---You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

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No no. You're looking at it wrong.

He's not actually hanging off the bar, he's trying to keep it from beating him unconscious and then raping him to death.

Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...
Jack's face turn is the greatest swerve in the history of our sport.
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If Jack Thompson and Uwe Boll teamed up they could create the greatest thing ever.
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Jack Thompson writes:

I've always had a sense of humor.  If this site were a real news site, it would have reported the outcroppings of my humor, but that doesn't go with the official ECA line on Jack Thompson.  Contact Jace Hall for the real read on my comic sensibilities.

No, that's not my law license I'm holding onto.  That is and will continue to be, ultimately, in great shape.  It's actually a basketball pole, featured on ABC World News Tonight awhile back.

Finally, lose my law license or not (either way I win), we actually have real news going on in the real world that has nothing to do with Strauss Zelnick's managing to screw up Take-Two.  Here is just some of it:

 *SNIP*
 
EZK: Removed an off topic "press release" and a repeat of the above comments.

 

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How do you win if you get disbared?   Enlighten me...

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Says the person who threatened to sue people for making AIM icons and SPELLING ERRORS.

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So your sense of humor is news worthy now, Jack? Hmmmm Jace Hall...you were kinda dull, actually Jace carried more of the humor with his expressions, than you did with anything that sprouted up in your mouth. Flat joke delievery at best..... G4 you are unintentionally hilarious when you make appearances there. NBC you were hilarious when the news anchor took shots at you. :)

Yes this is a real news site about GAMING and how POLITICS are affecting the gaming industry and game consumers. Not about what you ate for breakfast. Jack, your ego is plastered enough times on jaablog...we don't need two sites now :) Happened to looooove your little tidbit about your law license to be continue in great shape. Poor Jack, in denial... don't worry, you still have a future as a future Best Buy door greeter...

So how goes your crusade? Who is after you today? Weathermen, Bush Administration, Homosexuals, Florida Bar, US Marshalls, FBI, Federal Courts, Supreme Courts, every Judge, Black Rome, Tew Cardenas, the former Clinton Administration, Janet Reno, Shock Radio Jocks, Norm Kent, Take Two, EA, ESA, ESRB, Microsoft, Gamepolitics.com, G4 Attack of the Show, NBC, blogs in general, and people who just don't like you (believe me, you have a ton of those!) ? Which is it Jack, or did I miss one?

Don't worry Jack, you'll eventually find another lawyer willing to tank their career by co-signing your press-releas..err filings with the SCOFLA. Oh, what was that? You haven't? Eep. Ummm well Walmart still happens to be looking for an old greeter! I think they give better pay if you happen to be an old has-been and a hack. WAIT! That you are qualified for! Well there is also full time religious nut-jobs waiving a sign in the street. How about crazy old cat man?

Sadly I would recommend for you a permanent spot on Hollywood Squares, but they only accept C rated celebrities. I think you qualify as a D- ( If that. "Expert" at Fox News can be give to any slack-jawed yokel)

Cheers Jack, keep shining on you tin-foil hat wearing crazy!

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You know, this is probably a trap. He sends us this picture, knowing we'll all see it, and then he takes what we say out of context to try to make gamers look bad and make it look like we're mocking him.

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I have quite an active sense of humor.  Ask the folks at G4 and Jace Hall.  The Jack Thompson is a Humorless Moron approach is the official ECA line, so what does one expect.  However, you do have about one more minute, Dennis, to remove the Jack Thompson is a homosexual post.
 
Immediate News Release – Noon, Sept. 5, 2008
 

*SNIP*

EZK: Removed the same off topic press release and also removed said comment. Planned to anyway when I read it.

 

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Fixed!

 

GP: I'd prefer that people stick to the comments policy and not post things like that. Thanks. And thanks to EZK for his good modding of comments 

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Actually I watch G4, you spend most of the time ranting like a fool. They make fun of you (in Adam Spessler's case, ripped you appart!), and we laugh. Once again Jace Hall...was more of Jace carrying the humor, while you dryly thought you were making jokes.  :)

Keep on your quest for remaining in the media eye!

 

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Hmm, maybe we should also ask the charities that could have used that 10k you offered, or the Penny Arcade guys who were nice and donated on your behalf, right before you tried(and failed) to sue them.

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Maybe he learned a new Internet term today, "doing it for the LULZ"

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OH SHIT!!! YOU IDIOT!!! YOU JUST BROKE RULE 37 AND DIVIDED BY...

[Shadow Darkman Anti-Thesis Of Jack Thompson has been disconnected.]

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Re: I'm Just Not Sure What to Make of This...

DAMN YOU, WAFFLES!!! YOU WILL TELL ME HOW TO GET SHADOW BACK OR I PROMISE I WILL INFORM JACK OF YOUR VIDEO-GAME-SIMULATED MURDER OF SHADOW DARKMAN!!! 

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UPDATED the story...

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Awe...

Now the press releases I deleted are on topic and I didn't save them. How dare you.

E. Zachary Knight
http://www.editorialgames.com
Oklahoma City Chapter of the ECA
MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/okceca
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I guess not now that Dennis has made it public that they are.

E. Zachary Knight
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Oklahoma City Chapter of the ECA
MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/okceca
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The news release was not the least bit off topic, you idiot.  It was about Hurricane Ike, and one of your posters here is suggesting that I am making light of the danger posed by hurricanes.  I went through Hurricane Andrew with my family, which include a 2-week-old son.  The point of the news release is that the media are grossly underreporting Ike because there is no political angle.  Why don't you get a real job, ezk?  Jack Thompson

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And this is significant because......

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Didn't realize being a web developer was not a real job. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

E. Zachary Knight
http://www.editorialgames.com
Oklahoma City Chapter of the ECA
MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/okceca
Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1325674091

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It's true. We don't need web developers for the existence of blogs, forums, and anywhere else online that you're entitled to a public opinion.

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Maybe the hurricanes smashing into Florida is a sign from God, Jack!

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  The point of the news release is that the media are grossly underreporting Ike because there is no political angle.

It's mind-boggling, that you still haven't noticed what this site is about. (Hint: You might want to look at the name.)

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Here's the thing though, Mr. Thompson... weathermen ACROSS THE COUNTRY don't even know if it will danger the US. Not just the guy you saw. What, you're thinking all weathermen across the country are in on the 'conspiracy' against you now? What does that make now?

Weathermen
ECA/GP/Dennis
Game Industry/ESRB
Gays
Non-Christians
The Bush Family
T2/RS/Blank Rome
FBI
Florida Bar

And for a reason such as 'not sexy enough?' And you're trying to NOT make yourself look strange?

And no. You're losing your lisence. The trial is over. You're not going to get them to overrule the punishment DURING your 'sentencing.' (Forgive me if i'm using an incorrect legal term. I'm working for a math major, not trying to be a lawyer. And i'll bet i'll make more money than you ever did in your dung heap that you call a career.)

I'll say this much: "You'll get no sympathy from me."

David "DavCube" Gagnon, Sane Human Being, and You're Not

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You forgot the US Marshalls *snickers* and the Flordia Supreme Court!

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Oh yeah, that. Oh, there's the Department of Defense of some state as well...
And damn near every judge in several states...

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And Tew Cardenas.

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kkkkkkkkkkk

So... Are you saying you're in the KKK now, Jack?  Or did your keyboard just get stuck?

 

 

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I think it's related to fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff somehow.

http://www.lawlforkids.com/v/ffffffffffffffffffffffff.jpg.html

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Yet you still penned a piece of videogame legislation in Illinois that diverted funds from the state helping Katrina victims and rebuilding efforts.

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Yes Jack, there are terrible hurricanes in the south east area of the United States.  They happen every year so having in depth coverage of every single one is nuts.  Dealing with hurricanes is something you signed on to when you moved to Florida.  Where I live I have to deal with yearly floods, blizzards, and tornadoes.  You don't see all of them with in depth news coverage even if they cause terrible damage.  You know why?  They are a yearly occurance.  Pick your natural disaster and learn to live with it because every area of the country has one.

WAIT WHAT?!!

Dude he's so crazy! I know I already posted that he lost his mind but this is just weirder and weirder, mayby i broke his mind when i sent him that email today XD

Re: WAIT WHAT?!!

What did you do, send him an unsolvable riddle?  Maybe a little subliminal messaging in the text?

 

WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!?

 

 

Re: WAIT WHAT?!!

O_o here's what i sent

Let me begin with a few thoughts of my own.

Over the past few years, you have continued to harass us “video game thugs” because of your unorthodox views and your ideals that video games are at fault for killings and what not.

Does that really make any sense Mr. Thompson? If I were to play a video game such as Grand Theft Auto often, would that turn me into a killer? No, it doesn’t make any sense. I would ask you to stop your video game attacks because 1. Its not working 2. Its making you look more and more unprofessional 3. Its infringement of freedom of speech and 4. Its not worth it.

Your harassment of gaming communities and companies is getting old and should end. Do something that’s more worthy like be a criminal prosecutor rather than some lawyer who wants to end video games. Is that how you want to be remembered? The guy tried to censor everything? I wouldn’t.

I ask you, do you do this to get attention, for religion, or because in your eyes, it’s the right thing to do?

Stop using video games as excuses. People kill people Mr. Thompson, not video games. Games do not have subliminal messages in them nor do they try to influence people to kill. They are just a new form of entertainment, that has different variations, from realistic simulations to simply solving puzzles. If I were you I would go after drug problems in the USA. Not many people deal with that but maybe you can.

Also, don’t even think about threatening me with leagal action as I’m only expressing my opinion to you and pointing out the facts.

 

Sincerely, a video gamer

 

P.S. Get a life.

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Nah...that couldn't have been it...he would have read the first line or two and deleted it...

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Dude, in my experience, just don't email him at all. Just don't. This goes to everybody here.

He doesn't read them. He just thinks they're harrassing death threats. He doesn't give a crap what you say.

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Well Jack, looks like our time of not taking you seriously has certainly come to a middle....

 

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Sorry to be ridiculously anal about this, but you have a typo in your signature that has always bugged me.  Shouldn't it be "The Good, the Bad, and THE Videogame"?  You're missing a "the".

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Thanks, fixed

 

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This is the final proof. He's lost it. PARTY!

~You Could Be Mine, But You're Way Out Of Line..~

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Everyone let's look on the bright side.  Maybe he has finally realized that soon he won't be a lawyer any more and is just trying to find another job.  Jack, crazy lying old guys don't make good meteorologists, it requires looking at data and evidence, and let’s be honest that isn’t something you are vary good at.  I thought about it for a while and came up with some suggestions for jobs that might be good for you, although most of them you might be under qualified:

1.  dishwasher at denny's

2.  crazy homeless guy who yells at people on the street

3. crazy homeless guy who hands out pamphlets

4. greeter at walmart

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Never was all that fond of Denny's so would not miss it,  guess I would have to stop shopping at Wallymart though.

Also a thought.  Which do you think is the bigger blowhard,  TS Ike or JBT? 

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JBT, people actually pay attention to Ike.

Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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It's official, the man's finally gone completely insane

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If Jack is indeed practicing to be a TV weatherman, I can imagine it'll be just like Ollie Williams on Family Guy...

"And now here's Ollie Willams with the weather.  Ollie?"

"IT'S GON' RAIN!!!"

"Thank you, Ollie." 

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"did you reset your modem?"

"Yes"

"Do you want to adopt a puppie?"

"No, thank you, Ollie!"

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So THAT'S where that's from. I only heard of it from references on, like, webcomics and stuff.

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Tom: And now to our weatherman Ollie Williams for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Ollie?
Olie: IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING ME SOME SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!

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It's "Blaccu-Weather Forecast"....Sorry. Being really anal today.

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The wind's not even blowing in the same direction, Jack.

So he's upset there's no reports about the hurricane in Florida? I mean come on, Florida gets decimated by hurricanes at least two times a year, it should just be a given by now.

Maybe he will become a weatherman, and claim the hurricane trained on murder simulators.

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A combination of Kirby and Lost Wind for the WiiWare. I can see it now.

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I think it's cute how schizophrenic he is with his emails.  This is not the first, nor the last, crypic half-thought of an email he has sent that required a follow up. 

You gotta admit though, it's funny to see a guy who takes himself so seriously posing for a picture like that.  It made me laugh.

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jack5 copy

The first day on the job is always the hardest

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Mr Thompson, if you would like a higher resolution version for yourself I would be more than happy to provide it. I;ll even spell lawyer correctly and everything :)

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You need to put a warning well before the pic...I almost spewed soda all over my keyboard!

Keep them coming!!!

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jack6 copy by you.

Now I'm just being silly.

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But still funny :)

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'And now, here's Jack Thompson with the weather, Jack?'

Has a nice ring to it, I think. :P

-- "Jack and listen are two words that don't go together...just like Jack and sanity, Jack and truth, Jack and proof, Jack and win..." -- sortableturnip | http://www.orangeloungeradio.com/

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The perfect Job for ol' John Bruce. Weather men are never right but always claim to be.

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jack7 copy

figuratively speaking, of course

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Jack leaves Vault 101 and ventures out into a bombed out Washington DC in Fallout 3 Jack-o Edition...

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I look forward to Jack appearing on TNA in the near future leading a heel stable like RTC.
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That would be CLASSIC!

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Jack VS Foley = RATINGS
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Potential members of this stable:

Sting: Acting like he's everybody's mother, i.e. his current character

Kurt Angle: Do the whole character he did during his feud with Eddie Gurerro

Booker T: Bringing his King Booker attitude back (not the gimmick de to trademark concerns)

Sonjay Dutt: Hey, its not like he's got anything better to do gimmick wise

Shark Boy: That would just be plain out funny

AJ Styles: Do a complete reversal like Val Venis during RTC (as its well known AJ is a hardcore gamer)

Jeff Jarrett: Its the only way you could get him to do a heel turn considering how much symathy he has (which he deserves) its going to be hard for him to be accepted as a heel (which is what he does better than any else)

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What the, am I high?

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I.... just don't have anything to add, really. Between the epic 'shops, repeated JT spam, and the whole pic to begin with, there really isn't anything else I could add... :(

-- "Jack and listen are two words that don't go together...just like Jack and sanity, Jack and truth, Jack and proof, Jack and win..." -- sortableturnip | http://www.orangeloungeradio.com/

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Wow. I always knew that there was no limit to what Jack'll do in order to get a little attention (negative or positive) but this is a whole new level. What's next? Photos of Jack wearing his underwear on his head?  

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The way I see it is that Jack is the crazy Bible-thumper uncle that the family always invites to reunions but never speaks of him in public.  Love him or hate him, you cannot deny he has a certain style. 

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So, let me get this straight:

John Bruce is ticked that a hurricane named after a popular abuser isn't getting enough attention, while a hurricane named after an outstanding, incredibly beautiful, GP Forum moderator and poster is getting too much attention?

John Bruce really needs to get his priorities straight.  :P

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You realise she's taken, right?
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Doesn't mean he can't crush.

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Ha!  Hey Jack, maybe you should try to post your off topic press release a dozen more times.  The first dozen times you failed, but the next dozen... well you will fail again.  But we all will, as always, be endlessly amused by your failings!

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*Sneaks in looks around and says under his breath.*

Why doesn't JT try and ban hurricanes from Florida?...

*sneaks out*

I is fuzzy brained mew =^^=
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(in need of a bad overhaul)

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So what does this mean? From now on he'll sue the planet for bad weather?

Last one

jack8 copy by you.

Last one, anymore and I may end up pissing off the mods :)

Thanks to everyone for all the kind words about my 'shops.

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Everyone of your pics was classic, priceless, and funny as all hell!

Thanks!

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Cheers :)

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It's like FARK in here, excelent 'shopping skills there Buncha!

Gift.

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I'm sorry, I had to do one more.

gta-florida by you.

This is my tribute to Dennis McCauley who's photoshop skills far surpass my own

(http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/09/04/11-year-old-girl-saves-family-cre...)

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Damn it, forgot to tag it again.

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I am Zachary Knight, moderator, and I approve these shops.

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What's the "E" stand for, then? j/w

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HA! That is awesome, JT you have made my friggin' day!!! THANK YOU!!

 

 

-Remember kids, personal responsibility is for losers! For information on games and psychology, look up: Jonathan Freedman(2002)Block & Crain(2007) Just to name a few...

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Wait...don't you need to be properly trained to become a meteorologist? I don't know how much help a law degree does in getting into this job.

Wow Jack lost it already

Hey whats up everyone its todd i know i havent posted in a while and just wow i mean damn i thought he had lost it a while back when gp was still Live journal but just...Wow thats nothing compared to what i read..how often does he post now??

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I's say about twice a week on average, unless someone's saying "Video games made me do it!" or he sends something to Dennis. then it skyrockets.

 

Hunting the shadows of the troubled dreams.

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Good maybe he'll blow away. I sent him a text message asking how the weather was

 

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...i think he finally lost the few marbles he had left?

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For a minute there, I thought he might have had us going.  Just kinda screwing with us for the fun of it; but this "politics of weather" stuff smells faintly like something he would actually do.  I have to wonder about the conceit of a guy that drops "press releases" on a personal whim. Imagine if everyone could do that, "restaurant ran out of coke, only pepsi, film at 11!"

 

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I know what to make of it, I think we NOW need to stop covering a certain someone unless it is actually news-worthy.

Now, I am not complaing about the amount of stories, and I know GP has very little coverage of such as of late, but I do think this site doesn't need any stories about what this nutcase does in their spare time.  Maybe just post it in the forum thread most of us ignore...

Speaking of hurricanes, has he gotten a clue that people and government brances like the courts have other things to do then to return his threatening calls/spams/faxes/etc before/during/after such?

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The awesomeness of this picture will cause our reality to collapse and implode upon itself.

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How do I get on Jack's mailing list? I'm tired of getting the latest Jack-offerings second hand...

 

Didjya see what I did there? Didjya? Didjya?

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I think you have to own or write for some kind of media outlet that has reported on him at some time.

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Looks to me like the lamppost is his career, and Jack's holding onto it for dear life while the Florida bar aka. the hurricane is trying to rip him away from it, and hopefully splatter him all over Miami.

Technically its tomorrow where I am.

jack9 copy

Jack celebrating getting 100% on 'I Fought the Law' by The Clash.

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Was IFTL on GH? I only know it was on Rock Band PS3.

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BunchaKneejerks WINS T3H I|\|T3R|\|3T$!11!!!!11!!!!

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It seems JT wants to become a weatherman... oh well as soon as a major storm hits and he goes after it, we'll all win cause the weasel will drown! "loud evil laugh"

When Life gives you lemons, you find a new god.

What's Jack Thompson Talking About?

Welcome friends and neighbors to another fun-filled edition of...

What's Jack Thompson Talking About?

According to GP's story:

"...Thompson claims that US news organizations are underreporting the upcoming Hurricane Ike..."

So, what's Jack Thompson talking about?

Unfortunately, I have no idea.  I haven't seen Thompson's press release so if he has a specific grievance beyond "it's underreported" I don't know what it is.

What I do know is that Hurricane Ike is all over the news and has feature stories at:

-National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

-The Weather Channel

-Fox News

-Reuters

-CNN

Hell, the Miami Herald has had a weather map with oodles of info on its front page all day.  So, it's not like it's not being reported.  But is it being under reported?  Let's do a Google search:

Hurricane Ike: 841,000 hits

Hurricane Gustav: 11,000,000 hits

Okay, so Gustav has certainly garnered more ink.  Is it a conspiracy, news reporters playing favorites, or is it because Gustav has:

-been around a week longer

-made landfall five days ago

-killed 120 people

 

Andrew Eisen

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Gustav was also a category 4 storm when it hit land and could have picked up speed instead of dying out.  It made a fair bit of air time this side of the Atlantic too as we were waiting to see if it was going to be as devastating as Katrina and if so how Bush was gonna handle THIS one.

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Same lies as when Katrina hit, I'll bet you five.

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What, the Black population getting UN Aid before they get Government Aid?
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If it happened to anyone else he could care less, but it's happening to him, so anything short fo worldwide coverage is under reporting.

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Everything is a conspiracy with Jacko. Everyone and everything is conspiring against him. Poor poor Jacko. It must be tough being the center of the universe... http://www.popularculturegaming.com
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I think his second career might be worse than his current.  No... not a weatherman but politics.  I mean if he gets disbarred how could he possibly still give video games some grief?  Politics.

It isn't that odd of an idea either.  Jack Kevorkian is running for congress as an Independent in Michigan's 9th district.

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Call me crazy, but I think Jack should pursue a career in comedy. He has a natural nack for it to me, even if he's not really trying, cause it has often made me laugh about how serious he is about something. He can say absolutely ANYTHING with a straight face, it seems.

And this picture just seems to aid this idea XD

had to be done

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Didn't really work mate.

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Gallagher can araç kiralama say all he wants, but I strongly rent a car believe it's due to his crappy leadership and E3 being a joke. ESA's Board of Directors need to find a way to get out rent a car of this horrid contract with this Bush cronie before there's no one left on the Board.

Btw, I think Atari and Midway will drop out too, but mostly travesti because  these guys have done nothing ttnet vitamin or little and need to start saving costs.

 

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Posted 11/07/09 at 03:34pm
ZippyDSMlee: ggrrrrr......vista lost one of my hard drives and I had a heart attack thinking I lost 1TB of data....
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:58am
JDKJ: Which could be explained by both (a) and (b).
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:56am
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: You forgot C) the fact that, for some reason, every time he did something that would suggest he shouldn't be in the military, let alone an officer, higher ups ignored it or let it slide.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:51am
JDKJ: Part of the problem is, I believe, that (a) the Army had a lot of time and money already invested in him and which they were unwilling to simply write-off and (b) an increasing need for the type of skills and services he provided.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:48am
JDKJ: And that even if he was begging not to get cut loose, he was apparently a real good candidate for being cut loose, anyway.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:11am
JDKJ: @chada: And while Kennedy once noted that there's usually more than enough blame for everyone to get a slice, the possibility that the Army was unwilling to cut loose someone who was asking to get cut loose could be a factor.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:07am
ZippyDSMlee: *noms on his feet*..nomnomnomnom*droooll* ...wuuutttttt uuu looking at?
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:05am
JDKJ: I'm no psychologist, but I'm told that crazy people have a tendency to do crazy things.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:03am
chadachada321: Whoops, was out of the convo for awhile. I do wonder what type of ammo he used etc, but the real issue is WHY he did it, not HOW
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:56am
JDKJ: But if it turns out that they actually did, they'll have Hell to pay.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:45am
JDKJ: And I'd tend to rule out the possibilty of FN Herstal supplying restricted ammunition to someone merely because they're ordering it from a military base.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:37am
JDKJ: I know you don't leave your gated community and get around much in dark alleys, so you may be surprised to learn that there's this thing called "the black market" where, if you've got enough money, ain't too much of anything which can't be bought.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:36am
Austin_Lewis: Or, maybe he or someone else at the base ordered the SS190 from FN Herstal.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:32am
Austin_Lewis: the hands of private owners. They run about 300 dollars minimum for a box of 50, and boxes of AP 5.7 are extremely scarce, mainly residing in the hands of Class III stores or individuals who for one reason or another got a demo box of it.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:30am
Austin_Lewis: There are other firearms that fire the 5.7. However, I too would like to know where he got the ammo and what kind was used. Maybe Hasan, planning not to live through this, went out and bought one the boxes of SS190 that are floating around in
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:44am
JDKJ: And it isn't yet clear what type of ammunition Hasan used. It's strange that he purchased a gun but didn't purchase ammunition for it at the same place and time. Especially because the calibre required is peculiar to the actual gun.
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:40am
JDKJ: We can sit here all day and debate the relative merits. However, I think the events of recent days suggest that an FN Five-Seven ain't exactly the same as that Daisy BB gun you got for Christmas when you were a kid.
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:38am
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: tumbling can be quite dangerous. However, the rounds that commonly tumbled were variants of the SS90. Civilian ammo tends to tumble far less commonly.
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:33am
JDKJ: I understand that while they don't have much expansion effect, they tend to "yaw" on impact. Yaw can be almost just as damaging as mushrooming.
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:30am
Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: Except when one considers the lack of expansion for the 5.7, it basically ends up leaving a far smaller hole.
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