Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

October 24, 2008

Getting a little thick around the middle?

Maybe a nagging wife would help.

DVICE reports that Japanese weight loss site Metaboinfo.com is offering virtual wives who will harangue subscribers to stick to their diets. From DVICE:

The free service of the site offers you one of four wives to choose from — with presumably more if you pay — and you can select and name a giggly maid (oh, Japan!), a cold businesswoman, a loving nurse or a fashion-minded nail artist.

 

You then input your vitals into the site, agree on a diet and health plan, and daily you'll start getting four nag-filled emails from your "wife" that'll be tender or bossy depending on which lady you picked and how you're doing.

Via: Gizmodo

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Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

Two words.

Face, palm.

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I AM DOOMED TO HAUNT JACK THOMPSON'S DREAMS UNTIL HIS CRUSADE AGAINST VIDEO GAMES ENDS.

Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

The things the Japanese can come up with... Oh well, atleast that's what makes them entertaining and fun.

Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

Only in Japan could someone come up with something this weird.

---You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

One is perfectly enough, thanks, and I can't mute her :P

Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

I would murder that like a Maple Story character.

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The Mammon Industry

Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

Any minute now wil be the 'tentacle-rape' add-on.

Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

This isn't too bad of an idea. Lots of people stray from eating healthy. You can still feel bad for being nagged about not eating right, but if you get irate and tell your virutal wife to #*(! off, no harm done.

Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

*blank stare* who in their right mind would want (let alone pay for) that?

Yeah that's what men want, all the nagging with none of the sex or food preparing.

On the bright side it does come with a mute button ^^

Re: Virtual Wife Nags You to Lose Weight

ROFL wow peaple do the wierdest things with there money.

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Posted 02/09/10 at 03:51pm
DarkSaber: I think he just goes round the internet copy+pasting the same bollocks to get attention.
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:41pm
Valdearg: @DS: I have to admit, I chuckled when I saw the 4 Feb 2010 on that post.. >.<
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:31pm
DarkSaber: Hm, Bioshock. Not that Zippy likes to beat the dead horse by ranting about it for TWO $&%£ING YEARS!
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:30pm
DarkSaber: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.173063-Bioshock-yet-another-zippy-rant
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:26pm
Valdearg: @DS: Link!! LINK!
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:20pm
DarkSaber: Although, unsurprisingly, he's just being called an idiot alot and criticised for being as illegible as always.
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:18pm
DarkSaber: Oh good lord, I just found Zippy on The Escapist.
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:14pm
Valdearg: IE: Male body/Female Mind or Female Body/Male Mind.
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:13pm
Valdearg: @Zip: TG == Transgendered/Transsexual.
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:09pm
DarkSaber: Forget it Zippy, it's an abbreviation of a big word and so would be wasted on you
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:07pm
ZippyDSMlee: Vlag:....TG?
Posted 02/09/10 at 03:02pm
Valdearg: @DS: Im sure that's what they'd do if it wasn't legal to just tell Gays/TG's to "Screw off," just because they're who they are.
Posted 02/09/10 at 02:50pm
DarkSaber: Whoever told him/her/it that is dumb. They should have done like most companies and made-up some bullshit, yet legal, reason for it not getting the job.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:18pm
Valdearg: I do agree that it shouldn't be legal. That's for sure.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:16pm
Andrew Eisen: Shouldn't be. Spirit of anti-discrimination laws would seem to include sexual orientation (and eye color). Plus there's always equal protection and such. Never know until you try.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:14pm
Valdearg: @AE: Doubtful. Again, it's perfectly legal.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:10pm
Andrew Eisen: Should have sued (unless that wasn't an option given her financial situation or something). Might have won.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:00pm
Valdearg: Story about a Male to Female TG who was expressly told she wouldn't be given a job because she was TG. Its not the main point of the story, but explicit, perfectly legal discrimination like this exists.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:53pm
Valdearg: Lol, I don't know. It may very well be legal to do so. Though that might able to fall under the "race" restriction, depending on how that point is argued.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:51pm
Valdearg: I don't think they do have any legal recourse. I'll have to dig around, but I seriously believe that if the law doesn't specifically mention Sexual Orientation or Gender Identity, they can still be discriminated against in those 29 states.
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