Submitted by shady8x - November 12, 2008 at 3:25 pm -0500
Well they did beat our invasion forces last time we went to war with them...Though that was 1812, hey I know what cheat Obama will use for the 200th anniversity...
Also watch Canadian Bacon 1995, awesome movie about a US president trying to start a cold war with canada to raise his aproval ratings...
Submitted by Zero Beat - November 11, 2008 at 10:06 pm -0500
The cheat code for destroying Canada needs to be deployed immediately. Canada scares the crap out of me. Think about it. We're focusing on Mexico, so we're completely ignoring our nothern border. Perfect opportunity for them to sneak in. Also, they look just like us. Excellent camouflage, these Canucks. Their government has a close relationship with our government, which means they know all of our secrets. They know where to attack! And they're nice. Too nice. Almost like they're trying to hide how evil they are! Believe me, they're going to attack us. When we are overrun with beavers, hockeypucks, and whatever the plural for "moose" is, remember that I told you so.
Of course, this is all a joke and I don't believe that the Canadians are really going to attack us. OR WILL THEY?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN!
Submitted by Doomsong - November 12, 2008 at 8:32 am -0500
Actualy they've already sent covert agents to infiltrate us... they disguise themselves as comedians and gain multi-million dollar entertainment deals so that they can use subliminal messages in their films/ programs to make us more docile... although this sometimes has a reverse effect and makes the viewer irrationally angry.
If you don't believe me watch The Cat In The Hat.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
Submitted by Austin_Lewis - November 12, 2008 at 9:30 am -0500
And now, a message from the president.
"My fellow Americans, in this time of economic strife and war abroad, there is only one thing we can turn to. It's time for... the Konami Code. *whips out a nintendo controller* UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A."
Posted 11/20/09 at 05:42pm ZippyDSMlee: oh may the cute stab out your eyes, http://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat
Posted 11/20/09 at 05:17pm JDKJ: O.K. Suit yourself. But when you're wearing Ray-Bans, sitting on a curb with a white cane and a cup of pencils, and doing Stevie Wonder impersonations, don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted 11/20/09 at 05:10pm ZippyDSMlee: JD:No thank you I don;t want your cooties...or STDs...
Posted 11/20/09 at 05:01pm JDKJ: Me. I'm rehearsing the role just in case I do get dubbed Zippy The Soecnda.
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:59pm DarkSaber: Wait, is that meant to be Zippy, me or you?
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:49pm JDKJ: I cud caer lez. =^^= *wakes up in mid-afternoon after staying up until 3:00AM soldering resistors on to circuit boards, stumbles around in formerly white but now grey underwear, while simultaneously scratching groin with vigor and making coffee*
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:46pm DarkSaber: knell? Don't you mean Neil? Anymore of tht and I'll dub thee Zippy The Soecnda
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:44pm JDKJ: Now, now, Saber. Don't be salty. You weren't the first one to knell and bob and you ain't gonna be the last one, either.
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:42pm DarkSaber: JD's feeling rather desperate it seems.
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:33pm JDKJ: C'mon, Zip. You already touch yourself way too much. Spread the love. Before you go blind.
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:27pm ZippyDSMlee: JD:No and I ain't touching any part of you or your friends!! :P
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:25pm JDKJ: @Zip: You know Lik Mitaint?
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:18pm ZippyDSMlee: neill and bob,oldest giveing head joke and most lamest...
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:18pm JDKJ: But thanks for the memory. MIB's a classic. *sings* "Here come the Men in Black. Galaxy defenders. Here come the Men in Black. They won't let you remember."
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:18pm ZippyDSMlee: JD:for the record I told you you can suck your own dck.
Posted 11/20/09 at 04:07pm JDKJ: Naw, man. That's Mueedeegiaap and Bob. And you can stop bobbing. I got Zippy bobbing now, too.
Posted 11/20/09 at 03:56pm DarkSaber: OH I get it now! It's Men In Black quote! The twins that run the comm centre in HQ.
Posted 11/20/09 at 03:49pm JDKJ: I'd like to introduce you to them. First, Neil. Then, Bob.
Posted 11/20/09 at 03:47pm ZippyDSMlee: JD:I know they are intimate friends of yours...
Posted 11/20/09 at 03:44pm JDKJ: @Zip: You know Neil and Bob?
Comments
LOL, I need a cheat sheet for my life ;)
That gave me a good laugh. If only one could do that, man I would have a ton of cheats I would want to try out.
~Weatherlight~
hehe, if only it was like that.
I like how one of the cheat codes was to "Completely destroy Canada."
Completely destroy Canada?
Why would the U.S. President need a cheat code for such a simple task?
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"What for you bury me in the cold cold ground?" - Tasmanian devil
Well they did beat our invasion forces last time we went to war with them...Though that was 1812, hey I know what cheat Obama will use for the 200th anniversity...
Also watch Canadian Bacon 1995, awesome movie about a US president trying to start a cold war with canada to raise his aproval ratings...
The cheat code for destroying Canada needs to be deployed immediately. Canada scares the crap out of me. Think about it. We're focusing on Mexico, so we're completely ignoring our nothern border. Perfect opportunity for them to sneak in. Also, they look just like us. Excellent camouflage, these Canucks. Their government has a close relationship with our government, which means they know all of our secrets. They know where to attack! And they're nice. Too nice. Almost like they're trying to hide how evil they are! Believe me, they're going to attack us. When we are overrun with beavers, hockeypucks, and whatever the plural for "moose" is, remember that I told you so.
Of course, this is all a joke and I don't believe that the Canadians are really going to attack us. OR WILL THEY?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN!
Actualy they've already sent covert agents to infiltrate us... they disguise themselves as comedians and gain multi-million dollar entertainment deals so that they can use subliminal messages in their films/ programs to make us more docile... although this sometimes has a reverse effect and makes the viewer irrationally angry.
If you don't believe me watch The Cat In The Hat.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
Nice find, as always, Andrew!
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And now, a message from the president.
"My fellow Americans, in this time of economic strife and war abroad, there is only one thing we can turn to. It's time for... the Konami Code. *whips out a nintendo controller* UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A."