November 11, 2008
Wondering how the president might fix the country in a video game world?
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Thanks: GP jack-of-all-trades Andrew Eisen for the tip!
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james_fudge: $1.3 million02/10/2012 - 11:32am
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Uncharted NES: Germany Says It Won't Sign ACTA [Update: ... Yet]- http://tinyurl.com/7r2twrg02/10/2012 - 11:21am
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Andrew Eisen: Damn. Double Fine's Kickstarter fund has already passed a million dollars.02/09/2012 - 8:16pm
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Andrew Eisen: Audrey didn't quote the sassy parts. Here's IGN's article: http://wii.ign.com/articles/121/1218359p1.html And here's my original post: http://tinyurl.com/7y68a3902/09/2012 - 7:50pm
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james_fudge: I hope you some said something sassy! Where's the link?02/09/2012 - 7:46pm
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Andrew Eisen: Hey, neat. IGN quoted a blog I had writen only two hours earlier. I certainly timed that one pretty well.02/09/2012 - 7:38pm
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Andrew Eisen: Toki Tori has been added to the Humble Bundle for Android.02/09/2012 - 5:11pm
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james_fudge: Thanks for the heads-up DorthLous02/09/2012 - 4:33pm
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DorthLous: Will do, my apologies.02/09/2012 - 4:14pm
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Andrew Eisen: I appreciate the heads up but please keep typo alerts to the specific article's comments or PMs.02/09/2012 - 3:33pm
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DorthLous: The title says 30, but in the article, the developer says it's like a 20% net tax http://www.gamepolitics.com/2012/02/09/developers-call-facebook-currency-transaction-fee-thirty-percent-tax02/09/2012 - 2:43pm
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Uncharted NES: If they actually release Final Fantasy XI for PlayStation Vita, then I will consider buying one.02/09/2012 - 12:13pm
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Uncharted NES: Customers Petition Apple to End Worker Abuse with 250,000 signatures- http://tinyurl.com/6vpuom202/09/2012 - 11:28am
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Uncharted NES: And in non-BREAKING news, Kotaku commentators can be real jerks.02/09/2012 - 11:22am
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Andrew Eisen: Huh, saw that in the paper last Friday (or possibly over the weekend). Sad to say but people missing that long usually turn up dead. Sure hope that isn't the case.02/09/2012 - 2:12am
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Andrew Eisen: I don't believe so. As I hear it, it's just a week-long promotion.02/09/2012 - 2:10am
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Uncharted NES: Nintendo Employee Reported "Missing"- http://m.kotaku.com/5883562/nintendo-employee-reported-missing02/09/2012 - 1:50am
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Uncharted NES: @andrew Hopefully it's the permanent price, though I'm not planning to upgrade anytime soon.02/09/2012 - 1:44am
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ddrfr33k: Wow, didn't realize it was that ambiguous. Internet terrorists sound like the next tinfoil hat conspiracy02/09/2012 - 1:09am
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Andrew Eisen: Newegg has the same deal.02/09/2012 - 12:59am
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Comments
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
And now, a message from the president.
"My fellow Americans, in this time of economic strife and war abroad, there is only one thing we can turn to. It's time for... the Konami Code. *whips out a nintendo controller* UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A."
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
Nice find, as always, Andrew!
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Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
The cheat code for destroying Canada needs to be deployed immediately. Canada scares the crap out of me. Think about it. We're focusing on Mexico, so we're completely ignoring our nothern border. Perfect opportunity for them to sneak in. Also, they look just like us. Excellent camouflage, these Canucks. Their government has a close relationship with our government, which means they know all of our secrets. They know where to attack! And they're nice. Too nice. Almost like they're trying to hide how evil they are! Believe me, they're going to attack us. When we are overrun with beavers, hockeypucks, and whatever the plural for "moose" is, remember that I told you so.
Of course, this is all a joke and I don't believe that the Canadians are really going to attack us. OR WILL THEY?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN!
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
Actualy they've already sent covert agents to infiltrate us... they disguise themselves as comedians and gain multi-million dollar entertainment deals so that they can use subliminal messages in their films/ programs to make us more docile... although this sometimes has a reverse effect and makes the viewer irrationally angry.
If you don't believe me watch The Cat In The Hat.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
Completely destroy Canada?
Why would the U.S. President need a cheat code for such a simple task?
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"What for you bury me in the cold cold ground?" - Tasmanian devil
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
Well they did beat our invasion forces last time we went to war with them...Though that was 1812, hey I know what cheat Obama will use for the 200th anniversity...
Also watch Canadian Bacon 1995, awesome movie about a US president trying to start a cold war with canada to raise his aproval ratings...
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
I like how one of the cheat codes was to "Completely destroy Canada."
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
hehe, if only it was like that.
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
That gave me a good laugh. If only one could do that, man I would have a ton of cheats I would want to try out.
~Weatherlight~
Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...
LOL, I need a cheat sheet for my life ;)