Submitted by shady8x - November 12, 2008 at 3:25 pm -0500
Well they did beat our invasion forces last time we went to war with them...Though that was 1812, hey I know what cheat Obama will use for the 200th anniversity...
Also watch Canadian Bacon 1995, awesome movie about a US president trying to start a cold war with canada to raise his aproval ratings...
Submitted by Zero Beat - November 11, 2008 at 10:06 pm -0500
The cheat code for destroying Canada needs to be deployed immediately. Canada scares the crap out of me. Think about it. We're focusing on Mexico, so we're completely ignoring our nothern border. Perfect opportunity for them to sneak in. Also, they look just like us. Excellent camouflage, these Canucks. Their government has a close relationship with our government, which means they know all of our secrets. They know where to attack! And they're nice. Too nice. Almost like they're trying to hide how evil they are! Believe me, they're going to attack us. When we are overrun with beavers, hockeypucks, and whatever the plural for "moose" is, remember that I told you so.
Of course, this is all a joke and I don't believe that the Canadians are really going to attack us. OR WILL THEY?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN!
Submitted by Doomsong - November 12, 2008 at 8:32 am -0500
Actualy they've already sent covert agents to infiltrate us... they disguise themselves as comedians and gain multi-million dollar entertainment deals so that they can use subliminal messages in their films/ programs to make us more docile... although this sometimes has a reverse effect and makes the viewer irrationally angry.
If you don't believe me watch The Cat In The Hat.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
Submitted by Austin_Lewis - November 12, 2008 at 9:30 am -0500
And now, a message from the president.
"My fellow Americans, in this time of economic strife and war abroad, there is only one thing we can turn to. It's time for... the Konami Code. *whips out a nintendo controller* UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A."
Posted 11/07/09 at 03:34pm ZippyDSMlee: ggrrrrr......vista lost one of my hard drives and I had a heart attack thinking I lost 1TB of data....
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:58am JDKJ: Which could be explained by both (a) and (b).
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:56am Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: You forgot C) the fact that, for some reason, every time he did something that would suggest he shouldn't be in the military, let alone an officer, higher ups ignored it or let it slide.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:51am JDKJ: Part of the problem is, I believe, that (a) the Army had a lot of time and money already invested in him and which they were unwilling to simply write-off and (b) an increasing need for the type of skills and services he provided.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:48am JDKJ: And that even if he was begging not to get cut loose, he was apparently a real good candidate for being cut loose, anyway.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:11am JDKJ: @chada: And while Kennedy once noted that there's usually more than enough blame for everyone to get a slice, the possibility that the Army was unwilling to cut loose someone who was asking to get cut loose could be a factor.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:07am ZippyDSMlee: *noms on his feet*..nomnomnomnom*droooll* ...wuuutttttt uuu looking at?
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:05am JDKJ: I'm no psychologist, but I'm told that crazy people have a tendency to do crazy things.
Posted 11/07/09 at 10:03am chadachada321: Whoops, was out of the convo for awhile. I do wonder what type of ammo he used etc, but the real issue is WHY he did it, not HOW
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:56am JDKJ: But if it turns out that they actually did, they'll have Hell to pay.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:45am JDKJ: And I'd tend to rule out the possibilty of FN Herstal supplying restricted ammunition to someone merely because they're ordering it from a military base.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:37am JDKJ: I know you don't leave your gated community and get around much in dark alleys, so you may be surprised to learn that there's this thing called "the black market" where, if you've got enough money, ain't too much of anything which can't be bought.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:36am Austin_Lewis: Or, maybe he or someone else at the base ordered the SS190 from FN Herstal.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:32am Austin_Lewis: the hands of private owners. They run about 300 dollars minimum for a box of 50, and boxes of AP 5.7 are extremely scarce, mainly residing in the hands of Class III stores or individuals who for one reason or another got a demo box of it.
Posted 11/07/09 at 09:30am Austin_Lewis: There are other firearms that fire the 5.7. However, I too would like to know where he got the ammo and what kind was used. Maybe Hasan, planning not to live through this, went out and bought one the boxes of SS190 that are floating around in
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:44am JDKJ: And it isn't yet clear what type of ammunition Hasan used. It's strange that he purchased a gun but didn't purchase ammunition for it at the same place and time. Especially because the calibre required is peculiar to the actual gun.
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:40am JDKJ: We can sit here all day and debate the relative merits. However, I think the events of recent days suggest that an FN Five-Seven ain't exactly the same as that Daisy BB gun you got for Christmas when you were a kid.
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:38am Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: tumbling can be quite dangerous. However, the rounds that commonly tumbled were variants of the SS90. Civilian ammo tends to tumble far less commonly.
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:33am JDKJ: I understand that while they don't have much expansion effect, they tend to "yaw" on impact. Yaw can be almost just as damaging as mushrooming.
Posted 11/07/09 at 08:30am Austin_Lewis: JDKJ: Except when one considers the lack of expansion for the 5.7, it basically ends up leaving a far smaller hole.
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LOL, I need a cheat sheet for my life ;)
That gave me a good laugh. If only one could do that, man I would have a ton of cheats I would want to try out.
~Weatherlight~
hehe, if only it was like that.
I like how one of the cheat codes was to "Completely destroy Canada."
Completely destroy Canada?
Why would the U.S. President need a cheat code for such a simple task?
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"What for you bury me in the cold cold ground?" - Tasmanian devil
Well they did beat our invasion forces last time we went to war with them...Though that was 1812, hey I know what cheat Obama will use for the 200th anniversity...
Also watch Canadian Bacon 1995, awesome movie about a US president trying to start a cold war with canada to raise his aproval ratings...
The cheat code for destroying Canada needs to be deployed immediately. Canada scares the crap out of me. Think about it. We're focusing on Mexico, so we're completely ignoring our nothern border. Perfect opportunity for them to sneak in. Also, they look just like us. Excellent camouflage, these Canucks. Their government has a close relationship with our government, which means they know all of our secrets. They know where to attack! And they're nice. Too nice. Almost like they're trying to hide how evil they are! Believe me, they're going to attack us. When we are overrun with beavers, hockeypucks, and whatever the plural for "moose" is, remember that I told you so.
Of course, this is all a joke and I don't believe that the Canadians are really going to attack us. OR WILL THEY?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN!
Actualy they've already sent covert agents to infiltrate us... they disguise themselves as comedians and gain multi-million dollar entertainment deals so that they can use subliminal messages in their films/ programs to make us more docile... although this sometimes has a reverse effect and makes the viewer irrationally angry.
If you don't believe me watch The Cat In The Hat.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin
Nice find, as always, Andrew!
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And now, a message from the president.
"My fellow Americans, in this time of economic strife and war abroad, there is only one thing we can turn to. It's time for... the Konami Code. *whips out a nintendo controller* UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A."