If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

November 11, 2008

Wondering how the president might fix the country in a video game world?

Check out Luke Surl for the full cartoon.

Thanks: GP jack-of-all-trades Andrew Eisen for the tip!

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Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

LOL, I need a cheat sheet for my life ;)

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

That gave me a good laugh. If only one could do that, man I would have a ton of cheats I would want to try out.

~Weatherlight~

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

hehe, if only it was like that.

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

I like how one of the cheat codes was to "Completely destroy Canada."

 

 

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

Completely destroy Canada?

Why would the U.S. President need a cheat code for such a simple task?

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"What for you bury me in the cold cold ground?" - Tasmanian devil

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

Well they did beat our invasion forces last time we went to war with them...Though that was 1812, hey I know what cheat Obama will use for the 200th anniversity...

Also watch Canadian Bacon 1995, awesome movie about a US president trying to start a cold war with canada to raise his aproval ratings...

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

The cheat code for destroying Canada needs to be deployed immediately.  Canada scares the crap out of me.  Think about it.  We're focusing on Mexico, so we're completely ignoring our nothern border.  Perfect opportunity for them to sneak in.  Also, they look just like us.  Excellent camouflage, these Canucks.  Their government has a close relationship with our government, which means they know all of our secrets.  They know where to attack!  And they're nice.  Too nice. Almost like they're trying to hide how evil they are!  Believe me, they're going to attack us.  When we are overrun with beavers, hockeypucks, and whatever the plural for "moose" is, remember that I told you so.

 

Of course, this is all a joke and I don't believe that the Canadians are really going to attack us.  OR WILL THEY?!  DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN!

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

Actualy they've already sent covert agents to infiltrate us... they disguise themselves as comedians and gain multi-million dollar entertainment deals so that they can use subliminal messages in their films/ programs to make us more docile... although this sometimes has a reverse effect and makes the viewer irrationally angry.

If you don't believe me watch The Cat In The Hat.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" - Benjamin Franklin

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

Nice find, as always, Andrew!

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"Game on, brothers and sisters." -Leet Gamer Jargon

Re: If the White House Was Like a Video Game...

And now, a message from the president.

"My fellow Americans, in this time of economic strife and war abroad, there is only one thing we can turn to. It's time for... the Konami Code. *whips out a nintendo controller* UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A."

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Posted 02/09/10 at 02:50pm
DarkSaber: Whoever told him/her/it that is dumb. They should have done like most companies and made-up some bullshit, yet legal, reason for it not getting the job.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:18pm
Valdearg: I do agree that it shouldn't be legal. That's for sure.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:16pm
Andrew Eisen: Shouldn't be. Spirit of anti-discrimination laws would seem to include sexual orientation (and eye color). Plus there's always equal protection and such. Never know until you try.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:14pm
Valdearg: @AE: Doubtful. Again, it's perfectly legal.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:10pm
Andrew Eisen: Should have sued (unless that wasn't an option given her financial situation or something). Might have won.
Posted 02/09/10 at 01:00pm
Valdearg: Story about a Male to Female TG who was expressly told she wouldn't be given a job because she was TG. Its not the main point of the story, but explicit, perfectly legal discrimination like this exists.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:53pm
Valdearg: Lol, I don't know. It may very well be legal to do so. Though that might able to fall under the "race" restriction, depending on how that point is argued.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:51pm
Valdearg: I don't think they do have any legal recourse. I'll have to dig around, but I seriously believe that if the law doesn't specifically mention Sexual Orientation or Gender Identity, they can still be discriminated against in those 29 states.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:51pm
Andrew Eisen: Eye color isn't covered either but I doubt it would be considered legal to refuse to hire people with green eyes.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:48pm
Andrew Eisen: My explanation is longer than the Shoutbox will allow. Suffice to say that while those who are discriminated against do have legal recourse, anti-discrimination law should specifically cite sexual orientation so that there’s no question about it.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:42pm
Valdearg: "There is no federal law that consistently protects LGBT individuals from employment discrimination; it remains legal in 29 states, and in 38 states to do so based on gender identity or expression." From the Human Rights Campaign.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:40pm
Valdearg: @AE: Why don't you think I'm correct? I know Wiki could be flawed, but as far as it says, its up to date as of June 2009.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:39pm
Andrew Eisen: I don't think you're right but I really don't know and don't have the time to find out. However things actually are, it's very clear how they actually should be.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:34pm
Valdearg: "just because there's no specific state level protection for it, doesn't make discrimination right or legal." I would disagree. If there's no laws against it, it makes it perfectly legal. It's definitely not right, but perfectly legal to do.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:33pm
Valdearg: Meaning in 29 states, private sector discrimination against gays is perfectly legal.. Sickening.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:33pm
Valdearg: 19 states have no protections, and another 10 only have protections for public sector jobs.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:32pm
Andrew Eisen: Well, most businesses have equal rights policies in place and just because there's no specific state level protection for it, doesn't make discrimination right or legal. Still, no argument against adding such protections.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:28pm
Valdearg: More information. Apparently, it's worse than I actually thought.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:28pm
Valdearg: Check the link. Apparently, its more like 20 states that have no protections.
Posted 02/09/10 at 12:26pm
Andrew Eisen: In the US? Not that I'm aware of. Sad if true.
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