Submitted by DeepThorn on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 17:50.
It was a shock today when we found out that EA executives joined in a pile naked reenacting South Park Episode 118 'Goobacks'. The cause of these actions seem to be them trying to gain more attention as people are still pissed off at them for SecuROM. Local police quickly apprehended the executives and arrested them for public indecency, and can be imprisoned for up to 2 years.
In other news, Sony and Microsoft have went belly up, and are filing for bankruptcy. Rumors quickly started that SEGA is going to make a new console now that Nintendo is the only competitor.
Remaining employees at EA decided to try to help their image after their executives typical disgraceful acts, and made Spore and Madden 09 free to everyone online for download at EA's online store.
With the activity at EA, Ubisoft and Activision decided to compete with them by making Prince of Persia and Azada 2 free online, respectively. Problem is, hardly anyone knows what the hell Azada 2 is, and are wondering what the hell.
Meanwhile, 4 children went to the back of a Walmart in Maine today and broke a mirror to destroy the Walmart store, successfully I might add. This form of violence was said to be caused by GTA. Government appointed 'Experts' say they can prove GTA is the cause, though no logical human can even consider the fact from the bullshit foaming out of their mouths.
In Australia, the government allowed an R18 rating, then 5 minutes later abolished it. Gamers protested, and burned down government buildings. US 'experts' believe this was caused by GTA as well.
G4TV reports that these 'experts' are fucking morons, and will have more on this story on Monday in the Loop.
A violent killing happened in Germany, US 'experts' once again blame it on GTA. German police blame it on abusive and neglectful parents that were not part of their children's lives. When investigating the parents, they found illegal substances on them, and have been put in jail with their teen sons.
ZippyDSMlee: TIme or an operation!05/24/2012 - 6:43pm
ZippyDSMlee: PC parts are in wish me luck or hell!!05/24/2012 - 6:43pm
MaskedPixelante: 38 Studios and Big Huge Games are pretty much dead now. http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/24/38-studios-and-big-huge-games-lay-off-entire-staffs05/24/2012 - 4:39pm
DorthLous: Actually, nop, I did miss the emoticon for some reason (getting used to pics?) and I didn't know you changed it since (since I posted previous to my shout and it was still there.) Anyhow, thanks for taking it out!05/23/2012 - 6:01pm
james_fudge: Well we were just testing it. but it is still on the submission to fight $pam.05/23/2012 - 5:48pm
E. Zachary Knight: James, No I don't have it. I was just wondering who does and why. More curiosity than anything.05/23/2012 - 5:38pm
james_fudge: Did you not see the emoticon and did you not see that it has already been changed back?05/23/2012 - 5:10pm
james_fudge: LOL05/23/2012 - 5:07pm
DorthLous: Why? Not shocked that people are barking to an additional hoop to jump through when posting from their already logged in account or just mentionning this to try to paint me as one always complaining?05/23/2012 - 4:45pm
james_fudge: big shock there ;)05/23/2012 - 4:30pm
DorthLous: I'll add my voice to those wanting it gone :S I'm already logged in, I don't need a captch'a. That's for those registering.05/23/2012 - 3:54pm
james_fudge: Et tu EZK?!?05/23/2012 - 3:51pm
Craig R.: I'm a One Man Quorum! And it's working for me now, thanks. :)05/23/2012 - 3:48pm
E. Zachary Knight: How do we determine who get's the game/captcha thingy? Is there a certain posting threshhold users have to meet before it is turned off?05/23/2012 - 2:25pm
james_fudge: Give it a chance, we're still adjusting it ;)05/23/2012 - 11:20am
james_fudge: One does not a Quorum make Craig.05/23/2012 - 11:16am
Craig R.: If I complete the stupid game, and it just deletes my comment, what's the point?05/23/2012 - 11:15am
Craig R.: Ok, the little captcha game? You can get rid of it already.05/23/2012 - 11:13am
Craig R.: FCC boss is giving the thumbs up to usage-based pricing for Internet access05/23/2012 - 11:08am
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Re: GameTap Holiday Wishes...
hey they're just spreading the Christmas cheer I actually like seeing these.
Re: GameTap Holiday Wishes...
If there's no news happening, why don't you just make some stuff up and report it?
Re: GameTap Holiday Wishes...
It was a shock today when we found out that EA executives joined in a pile naked reenacting South Park Episode 118 'Goobacks'. The cause of these actions seem to be them trying to gain more attention as people are still pissed off at them for SecuROM. Local police quickly apprehended the executives and arrested them for public indecency, and can be imprisoned for up to 2 years.
In other news, Sony and Microsoft have went belly up, and are filing for bankruptcy. Rumors quickly started that SEGA is going to make a new console now that Nintendo is the only competitor.
Remaining employees at EA decided to try to help their image after their executives typical disgraceful acts, and made Spore and Madden 09 free to everyone online for download at EA's online store.
With the activity at EA, Ubisoft and Activision decided to compete with them by making Prince of Persia and Azada 2 free online, respectively. Problem is, hardly anyone knows what the hell Azada 2 is, and are wondering what the hell.
Meanwhile, 4 children went to the back of a Walmart in Maine today and broke a mirror to destroy the Walmart store, successfully I might add. This form of violence was said to be caused by GTA. Government appointed 'Experts' say they can prove GTA is the cause, though no logical human can even consider the fact from the bullshit foaming out of their mouths.
In Australia, the government allowed an R18 rating, then 5 minutes later abolished it. Gamers protested, and burned down government buildings. US 'experts' believe this was caused by GTA as well.
G4TV reports that these 'experts' are fucking morons, and will have more on this story on Monday in the Loop.
A violent killing happened in Germany, US 'experts' once again blame it on GTA. German police blame it on abusive and neglectful parents that were not part of their children's lives. When investigating the parents, they found illegal substances on them, and have been put in jail with their teen sons.
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Re: GameTap Holiday Wishes...
I LOL'd hard
Watching JT on GP is just like watching an episode of Jerry springer only as funny as the fights