February 26, 2009
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Cheater87: R18+ heading for Australian parliament http://www.gamespot.com/news/6350339.html02/14/2012 - 1:14am
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Uncharted NES: David Jaffe Rails Against Storytelling Games- http://slashdot.org/palm/10/12/02/13/1943236_1.shtml02/13/2012 - 5:04pm
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DorthLous: Australian government holding anti-piracy talk behind closed door: http://delimiter.com.au/2012/02/13/govt-holds-second-secret-anti-piracy-meeting/02/13/2012 - 12:31pm
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DorthLous: SONY new CEO says Hardware is important, but the future lies in content and service: http://www.techworld.com.au/article/414925/incoming_sony_ceo_hot_gadgets_aren_t_enough_anymore02/13/2012 - 12:27pm
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Andrew Eisen: That article is over five years old, Uncharted. A fun blast from the past though.02/12/2012 - 10:47pm
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Uncharted NES: Critics: 'Left Behind' game glorifies violence- http://tinyurl.com/wu64s02/12/2012 - 4:34pm
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Zen: I felt Brutal Legends was a funny & beautiful look at the world of rock from Double Fines point of view. The only parts I wasn't hot for were the RTS bits as it felt forced. Otherwise fantastic.02/12/2012 - 1:34pm
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DorthLous: Passed 1.5M$. And I'd also say that Brutal Legend is far from being a bad game. I just think it was a few levels under what people expected from the people working on the project.02/11/2012 - 8:25am
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Technogeek: Brutal Legend wasn't bad so much as "marketing had no idea how the game actually played", causing it to suffer accordingly.02/10/2012 - 10:38pm
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RedMage: It looks the CIA's website has been DDOS'ed. Anon?02/10/2012 - 7:52pm
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RedMage: Brutal Legend.02/10/2012 - 7:52pm
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ddrfr33k: Has anything Tim Schafer ever made been of crap caliber? I'm struggling to think of one...02/10/2012 - 7:37pm
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Guamish: I think it is in good hands. Tim did a game for the GDC award show and that was fun for how short it was.02/10/2012 - 12:22pm
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Andrew Eisen: It'll be tragic if the game ultimately sucks.02/10/2012 - 12:17pm
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james_fudge: $1.3 million02/10/2012 - 11:32am
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Uncharted NES: Germany Says It Won't Sign ACTA [Update: ... Yet]- http://tinyurl.com/7r2twrg02/10/2012 - 11:21am
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Andrew Eisen: Damn. Double Fine's Kickstarter fund has already passed a million dollars.02/09/2012 - 8:16pm
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Andrew Eisen: Audrey didn't quote the sassy parts. Here's IGN's article: http://wii.ign.com/articles/121/1218359p1.html And here's my original post: http://tinyurl.com/7y68a3902/09/2012 - 7:50pm
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james_fudge: I hope you some said something sassy! Where's the link?02/09/2012 - 7:46pm
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Andrew Eisen: Hey, neat. IGN quoted a blog I had writen only two hours earlier. I certainly timed that one pretty well.02/09/2012 - 7:38pm
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Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
You know what would really suck? If the apocalypse came the day before "I Am Alive" is released. Then we miss out on our apocalypse survival simulator because we're all dead.
"That's not ironic. That's justice."
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Obviously they're not. We need PRE-apocalyptic games for that.
"The apocalypse is coming. Will YOU be ready in time?"
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I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
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I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
If anything, I have a zombie plan. Do you?
"HEY! LISTEN!"
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Get the neighbor who's a bowhunter, my best friend whose entire family hunts, and head to the National Guard base that's a half mile away and has tanks. Use the vehicles to set up a perimeter until we can get a proper barricade, and have people head to get supplies in heavy vehicles as needed. Also, I'm working on my shuriken skills and other Ninja stuff, so I think we'd make it out okay.
"That's not ironic. That's justice."
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
I am going to my vault and create an invincible league of super-mutants...
(Oh, crap...)
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Anyone think Jack Thompson is going to take this news report seriously?
Like church members, once sent Scholastic an Onion article that said kids were converting to Satanism because of Harry Potter, not realizing it was a joke.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Man, the people in Scholastic's offices must have had a good laugh at that.
Some will take literally anything they can get i nattempt's to ban what they find offenisve I guess.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
I'm already saving up bottle caps so I have spending money in the future.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
I agree with this video, more needs to be done in order to prepare for the Apocalypse. I wonder how we will ever survive if kids can not learn how to make a shelter out of cars...
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I know that I could find gold inside monster bodys.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
This is fantastic!! I say whatever contributes to society and our future is king in my books. Desensitize the children. Desensitize the future. I say Wiis for all. The we can live in a happy fit world. Isn't that a lovely thought? Nintendo brings love, but are we doomed for the future? Shooters forever. Seriously though, perhaps this argument about the apocalypse and our kids, perhaps the next gen games will. Imagine how great and realistic the environments will look on our hi def tvs. Good or bad? Depends if you are a supporter of desensitizing our future...
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Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Haha...if we go along with the arguments that video games teaches kids to become so-called "cop killers" and stuff, then definately, games would teach you to prepare for the apocalypse. Especially fallout 3.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
To be serious, does anyone genuenly learn stuff from video games? Like I belive that this generation will either be the worst or best soilders in the world, or the best and worst drivers of the world. From games I learned how to aim a firearm, why you should hold your breath while shooting long ranges, why you should implement covering fire, why cover, manever, and flanking are all important docterines. At the same time with driving games, you learn how to counter-steer, drift, E-brake, and so forth. At the same time, an inconsequencial world might provoke actions that are "risky" for some.
That video wasn't as good as the other works The Onion has done like the Mac Wheel.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
The first time I ever drove in snow, I hit a bad patch of ice during a turn and my car started to spin, but my gaming training took over and I was immediately able to get the car back under control. I've heard of this being a fairly common situation with gamers.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
The breath holding thing is applied incorrectly most of the time.
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"At the same time with driving games, you learn how to counter-steer, drift, E-brake, and so forth."
Yeah unfortunately, cause to this day I still pop in NFS: CARBON on occasion and tear up the drift events... there's one course in particular I almost broke 500,000pts on, even though I probably couldn't do it in real life :(
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Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Aparently they aren't teaching us basic spelling and sentence structure...
Anyway, The Onion is great, that was funny.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Have fun reading Zippy's responses in the future then. XD
Edit: It just came to me that I don't think people saying "KK LOLZ" on WoW is helping "traditional" grammer and sentence structuring.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
I know a kid who plays wow a lot and has that grammar issue, though more or less the issue of capital letters and punctuation.
Of course, my response is that he can be very much an idiot since right now I am, to the the best of my ability, using those said things.
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We shouldn't have to worry about grammar since we won't need it when the world goes to hell. =P
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Lol, touche.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
You won't be laughing when poor grammar causes the apocalypse.
"That's not ironic. That's justice."
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
Of course they are! Afterall according to some, Games actually train your mind to do these tasks! So I now know that if the world goes to shit, I need to stockpile a couple flats of Coca-Cola...have a mountain of bottle caps, and get a shotgun and bolt action rifle! Oh and stay away from radioactive waste, it may turn you into a ghoul.
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James Fletcher, member of ECA Canada
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
Just tune in and listen to three-dog and you'll be fine.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids ...
"Don't feed the Yao Gui! That is all."
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
Of course not, they don't teach skills like baricading a building, finding water sources, and conserving ammo.
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
Fallout 3, COD5 zombie mode
"Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of Heaven, Jack Thompson'll justify it in the end." - nightwng2000
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
Someone hasn't been playing Resident Evil!
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
Resident evil isn't post apocalyptic.
Not yet atleast
Re: The Onion: Are Violent Games Adequately Preparing Kids For
Close enough though.