Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney General

Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney General

March 30, 2009

In the fallout from his latest, apparently unsuccessful attempt to legislate video games in Utah, disbarred Miami attorney Jack Thompson has issued a vague legal threat to Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff. The popular Republican is serving his third term as Utah's top law enforcement officer.

On Friday the Salt Lake Tribune reported that Shurtleff had expressed concerns about the legality of HB 353, the Thompson-conceived video game bill which was vetoed by Gov. Jon Huntsman last week.

Thompson, clearly, was not thrilled with the news. He referred to Shurtleff as "dead meat" in the header of an e-mail forwarded to GamePolitics later on Friday.

A Sunday e-mail from Thompson to Salt Lake Tribune reporter Robert Gehrke (and cc:'d to GP) threatens to "proceed" against Shurtleff if the A.G. doesn't move against major retailers for what Thompson claims is "the distribution of pornography to minors in violation of state law." By way of defining porn, Thompson attached links to strip club and hooker scenes from Grand Theft Auto IV. However, while certainly not intended for younger buyers, GTA IV has not been declared obscene in any U.S. jurisdiction.

Oh, and there's a deadline for Shurtleff to act: 5:00 P.M. today.

As GamePolitics has previously reported, Thompson called for Shurtleff's impeachment in 2007 when the A.G. suggested that a piece of Thompson-authored video game legislation then before the Utah House was unconstitutional.

GamePolitics has requested comment on Thompson's threat from Rep. Mike Morley, the sponsor of HB 353, as well as from Gayle Ruzicka, the politically-powerful Thompson ally who heads the ultra-conservative Utah Eagle Forum. We have also asked Shurtleff's office to comment. We'll post any comments that we receive.

UPDATE: Apparently unable to wait for his own 5:00 P.M. deadline, Thompson has written to Utah's Obscenity and Pornography Complaints Ombudsman... Except that the person he addressed his letter to is a law enforcement director in Utah A.G.'s Office. The "porn czar" position was eliminated in 2003 for budgetary reasons - which may be an indication of how serious Thompson is about all of this.

UPDATE 2: Rep. Morley has commented to GamePolitics on Thompson's threat to "proceed" against Shurtleff: "I know nothing about that."

Hit the jump for Thompson's Sunday letter to Shurtleff, the "dead meat" e-mail and the new letter to the porn ombudsman:

 

Subject: Fw: Robert, I am proceeding against Shurtleff Monday if he does not act on the below...

 
----- Original Message -----
From: Jack Thompson
To: xxxxx@sltrib.com
Cc: xxxxx@utah.gov
Sent: Sunday, March 29, 2009 7:52 AM
Subject: Robert, I am proceeding against Shurtleff Monday if he does not act on the below...

 

As he is knowingly allowing the distribution of pornography to minors in violation of state law:
 
John B. Thompson, J.D.

March 27, 2009

The Honorable Mark Shurtleff, Attorney General, State of Utah
Utah State Capitol Complex

Salt Lake City, Utah  Via Fax to 801-xxx-xxxx

Re:   Sale of Grand Theft Auto IV to Underage Kids in Utah

Dear Attorney General Shurtleff:

I wrote you a letter on March 6 proving to you, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that major Utah retailers such as Best Buy, Target, and Wal-Mart are selling in their brick and mortar stores and via the Internet the pornographic Grand Theft Auto IV game to minors in your state in criminal violation of Utah’s Sexual Material Harmul to Minors Law.

You did nothing upon learning of this ongoing criminal activity.  Your failure to prosecute these criminal acts constitutes an impeachable offense in your state, as you are in knowing breach of your oath of office to enforce the laws of your state, in this instance laws to protect children.

Let me be clear:  Either you prosecute these retailers for this criminal activity, or I shall take the necessary legal action to secure a court order requiring you to do so.  You have until five o’clock pm this coming Monday to act or tell me that you will act to faithfully discharge your oath of office as Attorney General in these specific regards.  

Here are two links to streaming videos that display just some of the pornographic content in Grand Theft Auto IV, which “game” is being sold to minors throughout Utah in violation of criminal laws that the people of Utah passed and demand that you enforce.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNOdsrI068w
 
http://boinkology.com/2008/04/29/the-ladies-of-liberty-city/

Warm personal regards, Jack Thompson

Copy:  Senator Dayton, Representative Morley, Lt. Gov. Herbert, Gov. Huntsman
            Gayle Ruzicka, Alan Osmond
            Media

-----------BELOW: "Dead Meat" Letter from Friday, March 27th -------------------

From: Jack Thompson
Sent: Friday, March 27, 2009 1:05 PM
To: dennis McCauley
Subject: I love to play hardball, and that is what Shurtleff (Dead Meat) has asked for

John B. Thompson, J.D.

March 27, 2009

The Honorable Mark Shurtleff, Attorney General, State of Utah
Utah State Capitol Complex
Salt Lake City, Utah  Via Fax to

Re:   Sale of Grand Theft Auto IV to Underage Kids in Utah

Dear Attorney General Shurtleff:

I wrote you a letter on March 6 proving to you, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that major Utah retailers such as Best Buy, Target, and Wal-Mart are selling in their brick and mortar stores and via the Internet the pornographic Grand Theft Auto IV game to minors in your state in criminal violation of Utah’s Sexual Material Harmul to Minors Law.

You did nothing upon learning of this ongoing criminal activity.  Your failure to prosecute these criminal acts constitutes an impeachable offense in your state, as you are in knowing breach of your oath of office to enforce the laws of your state, in this instance laws to protect children.

Let me be clear:  Either you prosecute these retailers for this criminal activity, or I shall take the necessary legal action to secure a court order requiring you to do so.  You have until five o’clock pm this coming Monday to act or tell me that you will act to faithfully discharge your oath of office as Attorney General in these specific regards.  

Here are two links to streaming videos that display just some of the pornographic content in Grand Theft Auto IV, which “game” is being sold to minors throughout Utah in violation of criminal laws that the people of Utah passed and demand that you enforce.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNOdsrI068w
 
http://boinkology.com/2008/04/29/the-ladies-of-liberty-city/

Warm personal regards, Jack Thompson

Copy:  Senator Dayton, Representative Morley, Lt. Gov. Herbert, Gov. Huntsman
            Gayle Ruzicka, Alan Osmond
            Media

--------------------------LETTER TO UTAH's PORN OMBUDSMAN: Mar. 30----------------------

Ken Wallentine
Obscenity and Pornography Complaints Ombudsman
Utah State Capitol Complex

Salt Lake City, Utah  Via Fax to 801-xxx-xxxx

Re:   Sale of Sexual Material Harmful to Minors—Grand Theft Auto IV—in Utah
 
Dear Mr. Wallentine:

It was a great pleasure meeting you outside Gary Herbert’s office about two months ago.  I was with Gayle Ruzicka, Karen Clark, and Alan and Suzanne Osmond to discuss HB 353 with Lt. Gov. Herbert.  I particularly enjoyed learning that we both have a dear friend in Lt. Col. Dave Grossman, who heartily endorsed HB 353, in light of the movie and video game retailers’ fraudulent activities.

As you know, the bill was overwhelmingly passed by both houses, only to see Gov. Huntsman veto it.  Mr. Huntsman either has no understanding whatsoever of the bill or he doesn’t care to know.  His explanation that the movie and video game industries would take their age ratings off the movies and games was an utterly absurd statement, as that cannot be done by virtue of binding contractual obligations they have.  The Governor was sold a bill of goods which he bought, for whatever reason.  As a result, we can look forward to more false advertising by major retail concerns such as Best Buy.

Be that as it may, Utah’s obscenity/pornography/sexual material harmful to minors statutes are still on the books.  Gov. Huntsman hasn’t managed to void them—yet.

Thus, I write you regarding those constitutional laws, as I am told you are Utah’s Obscenity and Pornography Complaints Ombudsman.  If you are not, please get this letter to him/her quickly.

Nearly a month ago, I informed A.G. Shurtleff in writing that all video game retailers are openly selling Grand Theft Auto IV to 17-year-olds in Utah.  They are doing this both on-line and in their brick and mortar stores.  Why the video game industry thinks it can sell indecent material to 17-year-olds just because they have a “Mature” rating system that  uses 17 years as the demarcation line when the law makes it 18 is beyond me, but the ways of the video game industry are inexplicable to most normal folks.  A 17-year-old is a minor, as you know, and yet someone of that age can walk into Wal-Mart, show a driver’s license indicating he is 17, and walk out with this indecent, pornographic game.

This particular game clearly constitutes sexual material harmful to minors, and its sale to anyone under 18 is a criminal act.  If you doubt that, please click on the below two links and see for yourself.  I believe most juries in Utah would find this material to be obscene under Miller v. California for sale to adults, let alone children.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNOdsrI068w
 
http://boinkology.com/2008/04/29/the-ladies-of-liberty-city/

I don’t know if Mr. Shurtleff is looking the other way from this ongoing criminal activity because of his cozy relationship with the video game industry, which has included not only the payment of campaign contributions from the Entertainment Software Association to him as well as his doing PSA’s with the ESRB, which were really unreported in-kind campaign contributions by the industry to him during his re-election cycle.  Regardless of the reason, his failure to enforce these criminal laws has to stop.  This failure is a violation of his oath of office and constitutes an impeachable offense.

Please advise at your earliest convenience that the Attorney General has either begun a prosecution of those individuals selling GTA IV to minors or that he has sent out a letter statewide, through all major media, that this practice must stop immediately.  If he does not do either of those things, then I shall proceed in the fashion I must to see to it that Mr. Shurtleff starts doing his job in this regard.

Children are more important than keeping a scofflaw industry happy in Utah.

Warm personal regards, Jack Thompson

Copy:  Senator Dayton, Representative Morley, Lt. Gov. Herbert, Gov. Huntsman
            Gayle Ruzicka, Alan Osmond
            Media

 

Comments

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Oh boy, another one of his lie-filled empty threats and deadlines.  It's getting even sadder that we can now utterly count on this behavior out of him every single time. 

My prediction that Jack will be arrested before 2010 still stands.

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Geez, this is a bit much, even for Thompson (not that he hasn't done so in the past). He's going down haaaaaard. I can't wait to see what the AG has to say back to this smut.

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Thompson is just a blow-hard.  He's unlikely to be arrested because police don't usually place people who are just plain nutty in jail.  He's more likely to end up in some loony bin that takes outpatients, or he'll die of a stress-related heart attack.  *EZK: SNIP Please leave his family out of this.*

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I really think this guy is gonna wind up on some bell tower somewhere with a rifle, or in some state building going ballistic. The guy is completely unstable.

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I honestly agree with you. Jack is one coffee spill/traffic accident away from a full blown mental meltdown or possibly a heart attack. No one can stay this keyed up for this long. Normally I would tell someone wound up like this to go get laid. But knowing how religious Jack is I'm unsure if "getting laid" is a reality for him or not.

Stay healthy Jack you crazy diamond. You need to provide us GamePolitics readers with monthly tirades (at least!) to keep us interested.

 

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@EZK 

I understand your edit, but one thing needs to be clear about this family thing: his wife is supporting him, paying his bills, airfare, etc.  She is as much of an enabler of Thompson's antics as anyone.

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Plus, he uses his son(who may or may not be a willing participant) on his "stings".

You can argue that he's an enabler as well.

Geaux Saints, Geaux Tigers, Geaux Hornets, Jack Thompson can geaux chase a chupacabra.

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Goddamn right.  Guilt by association, I say.

"There is no sin except stupidity." - Oscar Wilde

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

I feel sorry for Patricia and Little John because they have to put up with him 24/7.

I think their support for him is just concessions to shut the senile old maniac up.

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His family?  I don't remember ever mentioning them.  In any case my point was that it would be ironic if he ended up turning into one of the maniac shooter guys he abuses to make his arguments.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

More deadlines! YAY!

Doesn't he realise that he doesn't hold the power to really threaten like that anymore?

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

I f you do not cave in to my demands, I shall taunt you a 2nd time!!!!

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

"I'm from FLORRRRR-I-DA!!! Can't you tell from my OUT-Raaaaaageous accent?!"

"What are you doing in Utah?"

"Mind your own business!!"

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

I guess I should be thankful I only spent 5 years in Florida before the family moved to North Carolina. Given Jack's insanity, I can guess where I got Asperger's Syndrome from. 

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 Another GP member from NC, I swear one of these days I'm holding a convention.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

I'll bring the audio equipment!  :D

"HEY! LISTEN!"

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Go for it! Just place it somewhere in the Piedmont.

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Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

"Right! Chaaarge!"

*JT fires frivolous lawsuit, crushing fax machines*

"Run away!! RUN AWAY!!"

....that looked better in my head than it did in the post.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

He's just trying to help more people move fully into the 21st century by destroying their fax machines.

GameSnooper

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http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9381/kniggits5hw.jpg

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

He looks easier to reason with than Jack. ;-)
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I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

WOnder what the Supreme Court would make of this when it comes time to throw out, I mean, review his appeal.

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I LIKE the fence. I get 2 groups to laugh at then.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

I'm fairly certain anyone involved with that man are keeping stringent records of his harassment in case of such an even occuring, just like they did during his disbarrment trial when all his lovely harassment tricks surfaced and slapped him in the face

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

 If you don't do what I want I will bring liti ... ah crap I can't do that anymore umm ... I know I will have my lawyer friends wait I don't really have any of those either ... I know I will make empty threats which could be taken as threating a public offical which is a big no no.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Wow. Another Deadline. Will he keep this one? Most likely not. I don't think he has ever followed through with any of his ultimatums.

I also love the "Warm personal regards" bit after threatening to have the guy impeached.

E. Zachary Knight
Oklahoma City Chapter of the ECA
http://www.theeca.com/chapters_oklahoma

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

As always, Jack's antics bring laughter to me!

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Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Oooooh a "Facepalm LOL" ! Niiiiice :P

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Actually, it's intended to be an ROFFLMFAO rather than a FacePalm. I didn't make the sprites.

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Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

No, you just abuse them like a redheaded stepchild.

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That went to a weird place...

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Believe in something! Even if it's wrong, believe in it! -Glenn Beck

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Not so much weird as disturbing. Honestly, Keddren, you can do better than that, like whining to the admins that I make vacuous posts while I continue to express my opinion.

An old rule I learned when I was young.

"If you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all."

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Does Jack Thompson ever actually stop and give his actions any thought? It seems like any time something doesn't go in his favor, he makes a big deal about it, launches threats in every direction, and only proceeds to make himself look worse.

- Stand back! I have an opinion, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Did you just try to attribute rational thought to Jack Thompson?

Have you not been paying attention?

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Isn't this barratry?

 

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Assault and barratty.

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Well played.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Well, it would be, if he was still an attorney... or maybe he's somehow forgotten about all that? He doesn't seem to have the best memory for these things.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Sue this **** already!

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

I think people need to link Jack to some real porn, so he can have a proper reference.  Perhaps it might give him something to be occupied with.

 

Did anyone notice how he was nice and quiet all up until March 25th, when his writ of certiorari wasn't outright rejected?

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He knows what it is. He sent some homosexual pornographic material to the judge in florda remember? wow that was awhile ago, ah the memories...

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 Shurtleff, not Huntsman. He doesn't even have the balls to stand up to the Governor. Recall him for his veto et al. It's almost like watching a suicide bomber.

He's going down, and he wants to take as many people with him as possible.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Is it time for the WAAAAHmbulence yet?

---You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

This and a bulldozer would knock me over.

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"the pornographic Grand Theft Auto IV"

Considering something pornographic does not make it so.

"in criminal violation of Utah’s Sexual Material Harmul to Minors Law."

Again, this is not pornography, you can see worse in an episode of the Sopranos or Sex in the City and Thompson doesn't seem to view those as being as bad as GTA.

"You did nothing upon learning of this ongoing criminal activity."

That's because it isn't criminal activity, dumbass!

"Your failure to prosecute these criminal acts constitutes an impeachable offense in your state, as you are in knowing breach of your oath of office to enforce the laws of your state, in this instance laws to protect children."

LOL! Wouldn't it be worse if an attorney general tried to prosecute non-criminal acts?

"Let me be clear:  Either you prosecute these retailers for this criminal activity, or I shall take the necessary legal action to secure a court order requiring you to do so."

Prosecute them for something that isn't illegal or I will force you to!

"You have until five o’clock pm this coming Monday to act or tell me that you will act to faithfully discharge your oath of office as Attorney General in these specific regards. "

Oh man, he's in trouble, remember the victims of all Jack's other deadlines? Oh.. that's right. He never followed up on any of those.

"Here are two links to streaming videos that display just some of the pornographic content in Grand Theft Auto IV"

I find it hilariously ironic that in all of Jack's funny little crusades against what he does not approve of, the most pornographic material has been the gay porn he sent to a judge and made available for public view by not sealing it in the court record.

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I find it hilarious that he is linking to Youtube.

And from what I remember, Youtube DOES NOT HOST PORNOGRAPHY.

 

Seriously Thompson, use your brain for once!

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ROFLMAO

you won.

EDIT: After typing out that post I lost the game

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

The funniest thing about this latest temper tantrum is that this is the first time his shameful disbarrment has been mentioned in the larger media.  27 counts of unethical conduct (including 4 for deliberately lying to a court) is hardly something to be proud of, and more people are learning of that every day. 

Jack seems oblivious to the fact that other people have the internet- powerful people.  All they need to do is a quick search, and there lies not only Jack's record, but all of the stupid things he has said all these years.

So much for Jack "Dead Meat" Thompson.

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Actually I think the funniest thing would be if the guy he was trying to sue googled him and found out he got in trouble for sending gay porn to a judge.

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And no one is surprised at all that Thompson can't take defeat and takes this kinda course of action.

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By the way Dennis, in your request for comment to Shurtleff's office, did you include the fact that he referred to the AG as "Dead meat"? Would be interesting to see what his reaction to that would be :)

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If he didn't, I'll send Shurtleff an e-mail letting him know, since he does deserve to know what Jack says behind people's backs.

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Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Women in bikinis constitutes porn now?

-Ultimately what will do in mankind is a person's fear of their own freedom-

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In Jack's opinion, it seems, so I guess not.

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Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

@GP or Anyone Else Who Knows:

Who is the "Robert" referred to in the Subject field of Jack-O's email?

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"A Sunday e-mail from Thompson to Salt Lake Tribune reporter Robert Gehrke"

That Robert?

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Makes sense. Thanks.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Come on now people, can't we just respect his unwillingness to give up?

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Oh, I can respect his tenacity.  That doesn't make him any less batshit fucking loco.

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Agreed. It's a surprise no one's sued him for all his shit yet.

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Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Ah, making threats to an attorney general. Another brilliant idea from Thompson's Brain (tm)

How has he not been arrested yet?

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

No clue... I think rather than want to spend more time with the bugger, they'll just buy a plane ticket and tell him never to come back.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Probably because they're too scared they'll piss off some over-religious soccer mom that can potentially bring trouble down on them for arresting "a modern-day Man Of God."

Then again, the odds do seem a bit low. Anyone want to place bets?

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Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

 

I know, isn't saying that someone is "deat meat" enough to at least get an arrest for uttering threats against a government official?

 

 

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

Not usually. The worst it usually warrants is a bit of scrutiny to make sure you're not making an actual threat, and the FBI or Secret Service politely knocking on your door to ask you to tone it on the remarks that can be construed as threats.

-Gray17

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Which they repeatedly did in the past, remember?

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Yes, once that we know of. Though repeat offenders doesn't really fall under the "usually heading". And Jack spreads his offenses out against different people anyways, which likely lessens the alarm. He's not fixated on, or escalting against one person, he's a bag of hot air blowing around on many different people, bouncing from one person to the next.

-Gray17

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade.

But if Jack gets lemon he screams like a sour puss.

 

http://www.magicinkgaming.com/

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah ...

When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

Hahah.

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Winner!!!!

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Jack: Oh lord, why have you forsaken me?

God: CAN IT!

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Another winner!

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I honest to god wished that Jack Thompson could see our comments right now. Oh and if you can, that lawsuit of mine againsts you is still in the air. Mayby if you stopped calling me and other gamers, potheads, and bastards, I could drop it.

 

Lol, since that's what he did to me for telling him to get a new job a while back. :P

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Funny how he keeps going on how they are illegally selling to minors over the internet...Jack loves ignoring the obvious and has been bluntly told that some sites (not required) do ask the user to input their age and to purchase said item, you need a CREDIT CARD (which you have to be 18 or older to get one :P)

Oh of course though, Jack has them right where he wants them. You see it is all part of his plan! The Attorney General not only will become Jack's puppet...and sue game companies and best buy...they'll move onto T.V ...taking out H.B.O for having nudity and profanity on television! Of course only Jack can sent nudity (aka hardcore gay porn) to places in public, because he is JACK THOMPSON (DISBARRED) ATTORNEY AT LAW!

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I agree with your assessment, but I had a debit card when I was thirteen, and enough money in it to purchase video games if I so chose. Most sites have a way of knowing just how old the holder of the card is, of course, but still.

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Not a perfect world, but it still holds them pretty much "null and void" to the accusation of that they are selling to minors purposefully. They do have precautions...lame ones...but precautions none the less.

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Like I said, I agree with you, just a slight correction. :)

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Dead meat?

Is he trying to get federal agents on his doorstep again?

------ Ago. Perceptum. Teneo.

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I'm sure he does.

 

Don't let the soap slip Jacky

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Yeah, he didn't say "figuratively speaking" this time.  I'd call that a threat.  And, in a delicious bit of irony, we know he's "obsessed with the violent video game Grand Theft Auto"...

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

It's all part of Jack's master plan to remain relevant in the gaming media.

Looks like it's working, too...

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Somehow I think we all knew that this would happen. He didn't get impeached then and he's not going to get impeached this time (especially considering no wrong has been done). It's just Thompson blowing smoke like he always does.

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The only plausable threat to the AG depends on how much sway the Eagle Forum and other Utah zealots have over the legislature.  They managed to get this law through legislature with little problem.  However, the Eagle Forum may have enough power to push a law like this...its a much bigger stretch to get the AG impeached...

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

I can't wait to see what Shurtleff's reaction is going to be especially now that Jack is disbarred and really isn't in any position to make good on his threats unlike last time when he was still a lawyer (and even then still couldn't).  Still, he does have his allies in the Eagle Forum there, and it seems like they're carrying a grudge.  So who knows?

Still, it'll be amusing to say the least.  Especially if Shurtleff decides to press charges, as he's already been threatened by him once before.  One thing's for sure: Utah now knows what Louisiana and everyone else knows already: he's a psycho.

Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Hrm what happened in Louisiana? I know he tried to pull yet another game legislation there, but was stomped on....

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 When it was overturned in court Jack had a fit and blamed everyone but the fact that the law was unconstitutional.   He also decided to accuse the LA AG for not cooperating with him to defend the law.

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Don't forget how he chastized the govenor for focusing on Hurricaine Katrina related matters instead of the real threat- videogames.

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LOL you have to be kiddi....wait...no this is Jack...sadly I do think I could see him saying that.

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"I have just instructed all of my... experts in the Alabama wrongful death case, all of whom have testified before Congress about the need for your kind of law, to have NOTHING whatsoever to do with your litigation in Louisiana unless I approve it... Lives are at stake, while your Mr. Foti does press conferences on Hurricane Katrina... "

http://www.gamepolitics.com/2006/08/29/editorial-are-lives-or-egos-at-st...

I still think it's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen him say.
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Actually, it was the Attorney General(who has also been a District Attorney for one of the parishes around New Orleans) that Thompson was chastizing over the Hurricane Katrina related matters.

Geaux Saints, Geaux Tigers, Geaux Hornets, Jack Thompson can geaux chase a chupacabra.

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The funny part is that Jack-O has absolutely no legal standing to seek a court order compelling the Attorney General of Utah to do a damn thing. He doesn't have any connection to Utah other than being accepted there by a bunch of similarily-minded, right-wing zealot-freaks, hence, he has no legal standing whatsoever to seek the complusion of a state official to act or refrain from acting.   

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Was just thinking that - that JT has absolutely no legal standing.  He could lean on his Eagle Forum pals to do the filing for him, I suppose - they have standing, but they'd also end up being the ones taking the fall if this effort to soothe JT's ego goes disastrously awry.  They apparently have influence and might have a lot to lose from this.

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I was gonna say, they'll likely drop his ass the moment he is no longer useful or becomes a liability.

The eagle forum aren't his friends, they just see him as a tool to help get their beliefs shoved on others.

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If (or when?) that happens, I wonder what Jack is going to do.

He has already alienated most reasonable allies he has in his fight (example: NIMF)- will he go so far as to alienate even fellow right-wing zealots?

And if he does- how bad could the repurcussions be?  I doubt the Eagle Forum would take that lying down.

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Can somebody say "attention whore"?

 

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I can't wait for 5 pm to roll around. He's like these people who keep predicting the end of the world. Nothing is going to happen.

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Which "five o’clock pm" are you waiting on, Eastern Time or Mountain Time? Because the idiot who writes from Florida to someone in Utah hasn't specified. 

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Hahaha oh my god you're right! I'm geussing he meant Eastern time though. I mean, he does apparently think the world revolves around him, so I'm sure he also thinks everything is relative to his timezone.

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I figured Mountain Time -- but mainly because I want A.G. Shurtleff, who must be quaking in his boots in the face of Jack-O's threat, to have as much time as possible to do as Jack Thompson commands and get to prosecuting those filth traffickers.

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Dennis,

When contacting the AG's office, did you email them or call them for comment?  I was curious if you emailed them and attached a copy of the email with the "Dead Meat" comment in it.

I wonder what the AG's opinion of that would be.

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Thompson, come here.. come close will you? A little closer, that's good so I can give you a nice little tidbit.

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE'S POLITICS YOU MORON! You don't live here, you aren't a constituent, you are trying to destabilize the most stable state when it comes to selling games. GET OUT OF MY STATE'S AFFAIRS!

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 Hmm now if Shurtleff were smart he'd get a warrant taken out on Jack for communicating threats.  He wouldn't need to do much else, cause as soon as Thompson so much as went through a License check he'd be detained for a few hours while the Police contacted Utah to determine if they were going to extradite him to Utah or not.

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It's pretty funny that a man who frequently includes hardcore pornography in random court documents is unable to produce pornographic shots of GTA4.

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GTAIV is pornographic? I seen much, much worse in CSI.

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It´s a conspiracy, lol

(I was about to ask this)

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Only a sick individual would make a countdown to Jack Thompson's revenge!

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Only Jack Thompson would break his own deadline, making my countdown clock obsolete...

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Newsfalsh. Thompson can't even respect his own deadlines.

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Cue Music...!

I think maybe Flight of the Bumblebee would be more appropriate.

Then again...

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Yakety-Sax is the most appropriate music for JT.

 

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"I love to play hardball . . . ." -- Jack Thompson

Can someone tell me which part of playing "hardball" Jack Thompson loves? The part where the hard ball hits in the mouth and knocks out all his teeth? Or the part where the hard ball hits him in the nuts and leaves him writhing in pain on the playfield? 'Cause I've seen Jack-O play "hardball" many times and his getting hit hard with the ball in either the mouth or the nuts is pretty much all I ever see happen. 

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(INSERT GAY PORN REFERENCE HERE)

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I really don´t think he likes Hardball to much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyv1uZHHXlM

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That's a good one. I wouldn't like Hardball, either, if the host, figuratively, knocked out all my teeth.

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Yeah. Sombody has to send this link to Utah´s DA.

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AHAHAHA. Only Jack Thompson can look like such a douchebag while attempting to look selfless and care about the children. But if you're saving the world I guess it must be okay to let some collateral damage slip by, even if that damage includes burning your own bridges...

GameSnooper

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There's that saying "Burning the candle at both ends" Jack burns bridges at both ends, then blames others when the flames reach him.

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as well as not jumping off the bridge like Wolf Link did

岩「…Where do masochists go when they die?」

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Just make sure there's a lake at the bottom, or else... 

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*Reads Newspaper*

*Looks up, stares blankly*

*Goes back to newspaper*

Move along...

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Call me back when he's a "threat" again...

Re: Jack Thompson "Threatens" to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

"Proceed" with what, exactly? Thompson(aka "Billy Bitchcakes") has no case against the Utah attorney general, especially he is not and never was a resident of Utah. Besides that, GTAIV is not "pornographic" as defined by the Miller test.

Although Thompson can potentially be tried under this Utah law, if the Utah attorney general chose to:

http://le.utah.gov/UtahCode/getCodeSection?code=76-9-509

Geaux Saints, Geaux Tigers, Geaux Hornets, Jack Thompson can geaux chase a chupacabra.

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"Either waste money defending my worthless law or I'll make an even more worhtless law."

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I think I speak for all GP readers here when I say I hope that JT actually "proceeds" with whatever action he's threatening.  We all love to watch him fail.  Which is every time he tries.

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Agreed.  And here I thought this was going to be a somewhat dull week.  Thank you Jack, for making us laugh in these difficult times.  The world needs a clown.

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Urm....Jack? Yeah hi, this threat to "proceed", urm...well there's a small issue with that. You kind of....you have to be a real lawyer to do that. You know, one with a license to practice law within that jurisdiction? And a little while ago this thing happened....

.....you douchebag.

 

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Yes because we know the valdity of someone's political career can be judged on whether or not they agree with you on one single point. Especially when that single point is a conspiracy theory

I guess he thought Utah was the only state would actually accept him but even they can't put up with his shit, so now he's going crazy again.

And you know, if its on Youtube, chances are no one, anywhere, considers it porn. I mean I can't think of a single person who could possibly be aroused by the strip scenes in GTA 4. And they don't even serve any purpose! At least in Vice City if you sat through one of those painfully boring stripper scenes you'd then get the option to buy the strip club.

And lastly: Aww, how cute. He still thinks he's a lawyer.

 

 

 

 

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It is really sad when his only friends left are Gayle and Lt. Col. Grossman. But he's got no one to blame but himself, since he stabs most of his "allies" in the back.

Like Morley. I would not doubt JT told him nothing of this vendetta against Shurtleff. He does that to people.

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I'm wondering what happened with his "job" over at Human Events. I though he would get along like a charm but I think he posted 3 editorials before disappearing.

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UPDATE 2: Rep. Morley has commented to GamePolitics on Thompson's threat to "proceed" against Shurtleff: "I know nothing about that."

And so Jack's alienation of his allies by his unilateral actions begins again.

-Gray17

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"UPDATE: Apparently unable to wait for his own 5:00 P.M. deadline, Thompson has written to Utah's Obscenity and Pornography Complaints Ombudsman."

Wow Thompson, you just can't wait to fail, can you?

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How much important is that Ken Wallentine?

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UPDATE: Apparently unable to wait for his own 5:00 P.M. deadline, Thompson has written to Utah's Obscenity and Pornography Complaints Ombudsman.

i sence another dose of EPIC FAIL for jackie boy.

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I just love that he would use a YouTube link to "prove" pornographic material. If it was pornographic, it wouldn't be allowed on YouTube. Way to defeat your own point, retard.

Then again this is the guy who defines kissing as sex.

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He also says playing videogames is masturbation. 

I wish this guy was out getting a real job instead of mooching off his wife and wasting taxpayer $$...something that real men do.  What Jack does with his time is pathetic even for children.

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He also says playing videogames is masturbation.

Playing video games IS masturbation...in that it's not like the real thing and can only give a vague approximation of the experience if you did it for real. But never completely. So in that sense, he should be correct :P

GameSnooper

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Once again Jacky Boy proves he is insane.

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Strange that Mike Morely would claim to know nothing about Jack Thompson's threat to proceed against A.G. Shurtleff when Thompson has been cc'ing Morely on each and every one of his letters to Shurtleff -- or so his letters state. And Morely's cc'd on Jack-O's letter to Ken Wallentine. Then again, Morely's pretty good at coming off as if he's dumb -- so good, I often wonder if it's an act.  
 

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I wouldn't be surprised if Morley is in the dark. Most likely his email is vetted by his assistant before ever reaching him and judging by how long it takes me to get reply from my own state legislatures, his assistant may have not gotten to that email yet.

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This is entirely possible. It could also be that he's simply referring to having no knowledge beyond what Thompson himself has already made public. It's not something Thompson discussed with him aside from putting him on the cc list for those e-mails, it's not something he necessarily approves of, he had no foreknowledge that Thompson would be doing/saying these things, etc.
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@EZK & Alex:

It's entirely improbable. You both seriously think that someone who has a close working relationship with a legislator -- as Thompson obviously does with Morely -- communicates with them through the same channels as a constituent does? And doesn't have their personal e-mail address? Please.

And if he is referring to having no knowledge beyond what Thompson himself has already made public, then he needs to say just that. Which isn't at all anywhere near the same as saying, "I know nothing about that."

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If what happened during that Morley interview Dennis did, one must assume that Morley does not deal with Thompson directly but rather through the Eagle Forum. So if Thompson is not working directly with Morley, he would not have Morley's direct email address.

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O.K., then let's try a different tack: Morley can get an inquiring email from GP with sufficient speed to make a timely "I dunno nothing" response but he can't with similar speed get Jack Thompson's e-mails?

And, back to the old tack: Just because Jack has Gargoyle put Morely in his place doesn't neccessarily mean that Jack and Morely aren't working directly with each other. The more obvious conclusion to be drawn is that Jack's not the one with the juice on Morely -- it's Gargoyle. Besides, can we confidently extrapolate from one isolated incident as to the relationship between Thompson and Morely? One red-breasted robin does not a Spring make. 

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I just thought about the same thing myself. Is he trying to distance himself from Thompson, just like in that interview about bill HB353?

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If Jack's doing all this and Morley doesn't know about it, I'd say he's skating on very thin ice right about now.

Interesting that apparently he and Ombudsman Wallentine both know Col. Grossman.  No surprise, though, regarding Jack, since he appropriated the term "Murder Simulator" from him.  Even more surprised that Grossman -at least according to Jack - endorsed HB353.  Apparently he too refuses to abandon this idiotic crusade despite having faded into irrelevancy.  Got any confirmation on this from Grossman, Dennis?

Still, from all indications, I'd say Thompson is about to head into some deep doo-doo if he's serious about this.

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 "Copy:  Senator Dayton, Representative Morley, Lt. Gov. Herbert, Gov. Huntsman
            Gayle Ruzicka, Alan Osmond
            Media"

 

uh-oh he's bringing in the Osmonds again.  

 

Also has anyone mentioned to Jack that he isn't a resident of Utah, and thus has no power there, not even that of a citizen of that state?  

 

 

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Like he cares. The only thing he worries about is if these people agree with him.

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I'd make some sort of insightful, witty response right now, but there just doesn't seem to be one to make.

The fact that nobody that Jack is threatening, harassing, or spamming is calling for his arrest boggles me.  He's barking like a rabid dog; it's time for a muzzle.

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"Nearly a month ago, I informed A.G. Shurtleff in writing that all video game retailers are openly selling Grand Theft Auto IV to 17-year-olds in Utah."

Uh, they aren't 94% of the time... You remember? That great work you are trying to undo?

"They are doing this both on-line and in their brick and mortar stores."

Jack, I thought we had gone over this, time and time again. It still hasn't sunk into his thick skull. You need a credit card to buy online. Credit cards are proof of age. If a kid is using an adults credit card, it either implies the kid has been given permission, or will be inserious trouble when his parent finds out.

"I believe most juries in Utah would find this material to be obscene under Miller v. California for sale to adults, let alone children."

Uh, I don't think so. Didn't he try this before and it was found that the content of GTA or any violent game comes anywhere near being deemed obscene under the Miller test?

  • the average person, applying contemporary community standards (not national standards, as some prior tests required), must find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest;

If this were true for GTA, then the Sopranos, Sex and the City and many other tv series or movies would be considered obscene.

  • the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct or excretory functions[1] specifically defined by applicable state law; and

Again, if a lapdance/stripper routine in a video game is defined as sexual conduct, then all those tv shows and movies have to go also.

Literary: I know the plot of GTA is fairly simplistic, but i found myself intrigued and wrestled with some of the choices you had to make during it, and was impressed at the outcomes of them. I also enjoyed the hilarious comedic radio stations which are very well written.

Artistic: The city, while based on NYC is beautifully rendered, all of the music is by recognised artists.

Political: There is a lot of political humour present in the game, poking fun at Republicans and Conservatives alike.

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The 94% refers to people under 17, Jack is going after sales to people who are exactly 17.  This is because, in his God-fearing Christian eyes, pretend bikinis are pornography.  Grasping at straws here, but then again what else do you expect from Jack?

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 I believe you are mistaken with his point about the 17-year olds buying GTAIV. GTAIV is rated M, which means it is perfectly fine for anyone 17 and up to buy. The rating for 18 and up is AO.

His point was that GTA is pornography, in which case the 18 year old restriction would apply.

So basically, his argument is that retailers are selling porn to minors. What a hilarious guy.

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So does Utah also prohibit 17 year olds from attending R and NC-17 films?  Because so far as I can tell, an M game rating is essentially equivalent to an R movie rating.

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Excuse me sir, under rule 1D-10T logic is not allowed in legal, ethical, or political discussion.

How else would Jack's comments make sense?

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"His explanation that the movie and video game industries would take their age ratings off the movies and games was an utterly absurd statement, as that cannot be done by virtue of binding contractual obligations they have."

Really? Seriously? Am I living in another United States than this guy? Maybe I'm stupid, but I'm pretty sure there's no contractual obligations there. Please, somebody correct me on this before I try to figure out what country he's living in.

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I have no idea about retailer-publisher contracts, but Jack is incorrect in his understanding of what this bill would have done to retailers. 

They would simply stop promoting the ratings and may even not bother doing age checks.  Jack is trying to say the ESRB will remove its rating stickers from the packaging.  Which of course is another lie.

Then again, what else do you expect from Mr. 27 misconduct counts?  The man too sleazy to be a lawyer.

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Actually that statement was originally made by the governor, who apparently misunderstood the issue. Thompson was quoting him, but of course instead of saying the governor misunderstood he turns it into a conspiracy theory.
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I too would like to know when anyone supposedly promised congress that they wouldn't sell adult/mature games to minors. I'm sure there was some testimony before congress, but I'll never take Jack's word for what someone stated.

Does anyone know when and before whom this supposed appearance happened, or even better a copy/link to the transcript?

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Especially since it has been confirmed that Jack has lied all this time about what he said on 60 Minutes.

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Wonderland I guess, along with Mickael Jackson...

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And Alice and Miyuki-chan. Mind the lesbians. 

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Loser loses again. Really, what is new with this douche?

 

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With enemies like this, who needs friends. 

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Bat.Shit.Insane.

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Well said.

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Didn't freerepublic call him Batjack or Moon-batjack for this reason alone? :P

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John B. Thompson, J.D.

 

Ahh.  Must suck to lose that Esq., huh, Jack?

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But what's J.D., then? Justice Degree? Which would of course be utterly useless to mention, with the disbarment and all...

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Juris Doctor degree. But Vanderbilt U must be should be kicking themselves in the behind for bringing such an embarrassment to the law world. You'd think they'd be handing out degrees to anyone like they are Westwood College.

GameSnooper

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I don't know whether it's funny or sad that I can easily alter Jack's messages to criminalize religion instead of GTA4, and actually make a better point despite it being satire

岩「…Where do masochists go when they die?」

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So lemme get this straight: Jack-O sends a letter complaining about A.G. Shurtleff to an individual in a particular official capacity but, in fact, that official capacity no longer exists and hasn't existed for some time. Moreover, the individual to whom Jack sends his letter complaining about A.G. Shurtleff is, in fact, a subordinate of A.G. Shurtleff. Am I understanding this all correctly? And before I fall out of my chair and wet my pants laughing?

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So wait, the person he sent that letter to has no real authority, and the Attorney General happens to sign this person's paychecks?

Just when you thought Thompson's I.Q. couldn't get lower.......

And as an added bonus, the Price is Right's losing horn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Geaux Saints, Geaux Tigers, Geaux Hornets, Jack Thompson can geaux chase a chupacabra.

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Is there not enough evidence that JT is mentally incompetant yet? At the very least is there not enough evidence that he's harassing innocent people? He isn't exercising his freedom of speech - he's trying to terrorize people.

I will not buy securom games. http://www.wolvenmoon.com/sharedfiles/message1.jpg and http://www.wolvenmoon.com/sharedfiles/message2.jpg

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That's why he was disbarred.  Terrorizing people unrelated to his cases, harrassment of female employees of "opposing" law firms, lying to courts, unprofessional conduct, etc all added up to this disgraceful punishment. 

The only things left is for someone to be bothered to sue him directly.  He already has had federal marshalls visit his home- and he cannot enter his local courthouse unless escorted by security.

The Eagle Forum, a bonafide extremist hate group, has enabled this latest streak of nonsense- it takes a group of scum to assist a scumbag.

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I take it that that place would give even the Mos Esly (yes, I know I severly misspelt that) Cantina a bad name huh?

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""I know nothing about that.""

Ah.  The Sargent Schultz approach.  Good move.  Deny everything.

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If worse comes to worst, he can try what the white collars here did in the past. "I don't recall."

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Think that's bad?  He actually wrote a letter to Barack Obama requesting that violent video games are to be banned.

http://blogs.popzara.com/index.php/item/716

 

What is a game?(throws wine glass on the floor and it breaks to pieces) A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Barack Obama may be ignoring JT as we speak(I think he already knowed what happen because He's a Competent Lawyer to and the fact that JT got told by the US marshalls to stop making Terroristic threats)

Watching JT on GP is just like watching an episode of Jerry springer only as funny as the fights

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"What is a game?(throws wine glass on the floor and it breaks to pieces) A miserable little pile of secrets."

But enough talk. Have at you!

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Keep going Jack Thompson. I'm sure you'll redeem yourself that way ;)
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Oh boy, did Jack Thompson forget that he's no longer a lawyer and he can't bring a lawsuit to the Attorney General?

"threatens to "proceed" against Shurtleff if the A.G. doesn't move against major retailers for what Thompson claims is "the distribution of pornography to minors in violation of state law." By way of defining porn, Thompson attached links to strip club and hooker scenes from Grand Theft Auto IV. However, while certainly not intended for younger buyers, GTA IV has not been declared obscene in any U.S. jurisdiction."

That game isn't pornographic, it may have some hookers and strip club.  But they don't have any penetration sex or anything you seen in Porno.  That game is rated Mature not Everyone or E10.  Did this guy forget the ESRB is there for purpose unless JT think they're part of the conspiracy to corrupt the children.

"beyond any shadow of a doubt, that major Utah retailers such as Best Buy, Target, and Wal-Mart are selling in their brick and mortar stores and via the Internet the pornographic Grand Theft Auto IV game to minors in your state in criminal violation of Utah’s Sexual Material Harmul to Minors Law."

Jack, you jackass.  I never seen those store selling something beyond mature rated game.  They're not allowed to carry AO rated game because they are considered pornographic.  I never seen Target, Wal-mart, or Best Buy carry any AO rated games.  They'll never do that.  If a child wants to buy GTA4, they need a parent to buy it.  If a parent buy the game, whose's fault is that?  So Jack does that mean unrated DVDs and music with explicit lyrics are evil also.  Are you going after those also.

"Let me be clear:  Either you prosecute these retailers for this criminal activity, or I shall take the necessary legal action to secure a court order requiring you to do so.  You have until five o’clock pm this coming Monday to act or tell me that you will act to faithfully discharge your oath of office as Attorney General in these specific regards."

That pushing it too far.  You don't have the right to order anybody around.  If the US supreme Court finds out you're using threat.  Kiss that appeal good bye, Jackie-chan (not the movie star, but using Japanese honorific ).

"As you know, the bill was overwhelmingly passed by both houses, only to see Gov. Huntsman veto it.  Mr. Huntsman either has no understanding whatsoever of the bill or he doesn’t care to know.  His explanation that the movie and video game industries would take their age ratings off the movies and games was an utterly absurd statement, as that cannot be done by virtue of binding contractual obligations they have.  The Governor was sold a bill of goods which he bought, for whatever reason.  As a result, we can look forward to more false advertising by major retail concerns such as Best Buy".
 

More conspiracy theories Jack.  Good luck trying to convince them with your so-called "evidence".

"don’t know if Mr. Shurtleff is looking the other way from this ongoing criminal activity because of his cozy relationship with the video game industry, which has included not only the payment of campaign contributions from the Entertainment Software Association to him as well as his doing PSA’s with the ESRB, which were really unreported in-kind campaign contributions by the industry to him during his re-election cycle.  Regardless of the reason, his failure to enforce these criminal laws has to stop.  This failure is a violation of his oath of office and constitutes an impeachable offense."

Adding more conspiracy Theory huh.  Keep going Jack.  No one will take this.

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That game is rated Mature not Everyone or E10.  Did this guy forget the ESRB is there for purpose unless JT think they're part of the conspiracy to corrupt the children.

Actually.....I think he does, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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Surprise you? It's been his entire argument from day 1.

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Nothing Thompson does surprises me.

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I'm sorry to tell you name suffixe denoting respect in Japanese. Well, it is but i'ts mostly used with close family and friends, to people you want to demonstrate some affection. Otherwise it's san or sama (sama being even more honorific so I don't recommend it with Thompson).

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I'd go with Baka-Jack, has a good ring to it.

Also reminds me of Crackerjacks, which I'm assuming is where he found his law degree.

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I think it was used more in sarcasim. :P

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When I said Jackie-chan.  I used it as a humor.  I used this in another article (Don't remember where).  When I said that first time, a picture of JT doing a Kung-Fu kick was another person reply for my humor.  You need to know when I'm using humor or not.

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Just a sidenote.  the -chan honorific refers to a female.  If he were japanese he would be jackie-san (technically he would be senpai.  Even if we dont like him he is older than most, hense considered senior).

Then again if jackie were japanese he would also have likely been tossed into an active volcano or feed to a nameless giant radioactive lizard to protect the public.  jackie does not understand the concept behind honor so would not do well in most other countries.  On second thought I wonder how much postage it would be to ship him off somewhere.. maybe Greenland.

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Hehe here I go again, the chan name suffixe can be used in a honorific way with women and girls but only if they are younger than you are. Otherwise san still applies. Chan can still be used with men and boys that are closed friends and family but usually, kun will be used instead. As for Senpai, that is used with "seniors" but only with senior colleagues. Like senior students in school or co-workers that have been there longer than you have.

I'll admit I'm not the best ressource when it comes to japanese though. I'll ask when I'm in Tokyo this summer ;)

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Eureka!

Jack's just a very misguided fan of 30 Rock. He think's Tracy Jordan is real and he really did invent a porn video game. That explains it all.

Well, most of it.

You've gotta give me at least some.

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All the 'porn games' were early Atari games and PC games :P Those are actually pretty dirty lol

And not even in 8-bit graphics either! :D (What are those pixels doing....err whoa....is that tetris block humping that one that looks sort of like a brick woman?)

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Jack's defintion of pornography really makes me laugh. Those scenes he cited would probably be rated PG-13 in a movie. You can't see anything with the hookers and the strippers have bikinis and thongs on to cover their private areas. There's nothing even close to pornographic in GTAIV, the game is rated M for Mature and if your under 17 an adult has to be with you durring the purchase. In fact the retailers he cited also have the best enforcement policies according to the FCC. I honestly think the only thing that will stop Jack from acting like this if he ends in jail or sued for a lot of money and one or both will probably happen within the next year or so.

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Apparently you missed the whole part about him linking to videos on YouTube, which doesn't carry ANYTHING pornographic. That pretty much puts the nail in the coffin right there.

Except that this is Jack we're talking about, so...

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This is probably the most pathetic I have ever seen Jack.  He runs his mouth, with press releases, deadlines, and threats out the ass.  He so desperately wants to pretend to be relevant and have the games inudstry and people who play games to fear for their 1st Amendment rights. 

He issues an ominous-sounding threat against the Utah AG and then contact one of his subordinates, addressed to a government position that has not existed in six years?  Pathetic.

Did Jack really think nobody would research his letters and look them up?

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heres the funny thing about this. none of the stuff showed porn in it what so ever (wellmaybe the car bit if you go by motions). in my book. for somthing to be pornographic, it has to A, HAve a topless or nude females, B (optional) nude males,  C, show in detail what is going on aka close up of all the "bad stuff" in jacks world.

GTA has none of that at all.

The strippers are clothed, gratned it be in thongs and very small nipple cover tops, but  is still coverd. none of them are ever nude or topless.

The hookers you can pic up just move into your lap and you can only tell whats going on if you bother to move the camera, but once again. not detail what so ever.

LAstly the Sex one can get during the date is never seen  it's heard but never seen. and you see that on TV shows, movies, any thing pretty much pg-13 (and same rated for tv) and up pretty much

so yes, It is very very Mature content but it  is not ADULT or PORN.

 also is'nt it illegal for jack to practice law at all?

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I think there is really something emotionally wrecked about Thompson, his actions really are child-like in response. Either someone is with him or against him and as soon as he doesn't get his way then he lashes out, no matter the facts or situation. It's all or nothing with him: any level of objective 'pornographic' content should be outlawed, all games are teaching people to kill and any protests or against his work results in legal threats and moral outrage.

I have sympathy for him, maybe he's had harsh times in the playground or somewhere during childhood, but he's physically a fully grown adult and needs to take responsibility, rather than constantly screaming at everyone around him. He can't go on like this forever.

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At the end of the day, Jack is still responsible for his actions, and for that he deserves absolutely no pity.

Just a thought but....

in the picture, the face on Jack, seems like he just found out his son is pregnant, and that he just "shat" himself.

 

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You noticed that, too, huh? I've also thought it was taken right after the news of his disbarment broke ("Disbarred?! Wadaya mean, "disbarred?"").

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I'm getting confused.  First Jack tries to get a law put in plade that will bring legal action against retailers if they say that they will uphold the ESRBs 17 and up M rating.  Now he is opposed to the 17 and up M rating.  So does he want it enforced not?

-Ultimately what will do in mankind is a person's fear of their own freedom-

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No; He just wants to rid the world of "Murder Simulators".

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My think is that Jack Thompson already knows he was defeated again and now the only thing he have to express his anger is just acting like the ravaging lunatic he has always been.

I really hope this is the last time this madman tries to interfire with persons lifes. I hope that in the future more people understand the kind of man Jack really is.

 

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Re: Jack Thompson Threatens to "Proceed" Against Utah Attorney

Just goes to the old adage.  "The best defense is a strong offense" and jackie is defiantly offensive.

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One more thought: Thompson shouldn't call himself a conservative since he has very liberal interpretations of cause and effect and pornography.

Geaux Saints, Geaux Tigers, Geaux Hornets, Jack Thompson can geaux chase a chupacabra.

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He'll pick whatever politic wing that suits his purposes. He has incited that Obama and McCain would be used by him, and yet he'll bash Obama and all liberals on his Conservative column, however he'll promote liberals and Obama views on here.

Funny thing is he declared the Republic party dead and incompetent in the early ninties :P

Opportunist is a good way of describing his true political values :)

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Opportunist is a good way of describing his true political values :)

Agreed.  Whereas clueless, greedy, self-serving, rude, obnoxious, and generally annoying is closer to the reality.  I honestly could see him trying to (or at least make sounds about trying to) sue his god is he/it did something that jackie did not like. 

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That's what I would Describe JT everyday

Watching JT on GP is just like watching an episode of Jerry springer only as funny as the fights

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