Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

June 21, 2009

Disbarred-for-life Miami attorney Jack Thompson has dropped off the radar a good bit since his attempt to have video game legislation adopted in Utah earlier this year turned into an unforgettable mashup of soap opera, comedy and fail.

But a [possibly NSFW] promo video for the new season of Penn & Teller Bullshit! reminds us that Thompson will be appearing on the ShowTime series in coming weeks (did we hear July 9th?). Last September it was GamePolitics which broke the news that Thompson was being interviewed for P&TBS.

Thompson appears in the new season's promo video just long enough to utter a single line, but it's classic JT:

Grand Theft Auto is the worst assault on children since polio.

GP: Nice grandfather clock, though.

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

This is getting pretty sad. GP is becoming nothing more than a sensationalist site. When all the soccer moms pop onto google to see if JT is worth listening to, they'll come up on this site's vehement, violent, hateful accusations against him and think he's onto something.

All we're doing by paying any attentiont to him and flaming him on this site is empowering his agenda against us. Yes, he started it. Yes, he's a VERY nasty person, but no, our flaming him just gives his word credibility - that all gamers are nasty, aggressive, perverted people warped into who we are by violent video games.

He's full of shit, but saying it makes more people poke their heads down his throat to see for themselves, and in doing so they'll come upon sites like this that bash him and go crazy over what he says, and they'll see the crap that fills this man's soul in a new, softer, more favorable light.

 

Attention is power. Dog training 101:Ignore bad behavior, direct towards and reward good behavior, stop dangerous behavior.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Oh sure let's ignore him.  So then all the press he does get will be that in support of him via outlets like Faux News.  Yeah, brilliant strategy there.  Except for the part where it won't work that is. 

-Ultimately what will do in mankind is a person's fear of their own freedom-

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

I wonder if he'll sue when they start referring to Jack as a "motherfucker" or any of the other various names they call charlatans like Jack.    He's going to get owned.  Badly.

/going to keep my Showtime subscription long enough to see this

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Rap music is the worst assault on children since polio.

Rock and Roll music is the worst assault on children since polio.

Action movies are the worst assault on children since polio.

Cartoon violence is the worst assault on children since polio.

Haven't we heard this same message before?

Sortableturnip's Law: As an online discussion of video game violence grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Jack Thompson approaches 1

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Wasn't there rock and roll before there was a polio vaccine?

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Ahh yes.  Penn and Teller.  One of my favorite idols, alongside Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Bill Maher.  How interesting that these two would get to roast Jack Thompson.

What is a game?(throws wine glass on the floor and it breaks to pieces) A miserable little pile of secrets.

What is a game?(throws wine glass on the floor and it breaks to pieces) A miserable little pile of secrets.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Oh boy .  I love Penn & Teller, and I'm going to be looking forward to this.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

John Bruce is a showman, not an activist. He'd sell his own mother if it got him some time on the news, TV, etc.

Which is why I love when certain organizations support him as I can't help but wonder about the looks on their faces when ol' Jack decides to start his act.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

I know what episode I want to see.

 

And I guess I'll check out that video game thing too. 

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Yeah I know the Vatican one looks to be really good, that and taxes.

Or were you thinknig of something else?

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Off-topic, but does anyone have an idea why they're wearing berets when they mention Astrology?

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

He's wrong on two points: Polio wasn't fun for anybody. GTA probably won't drive you to overcome life's obstacles.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Who made those points?

 

Andrew Eisen

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Jacky did indirectly by likening GTA and Polio.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Ah Jack, making an ass out of yourself as usual huh?

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

A hilariously absurd statement but a great sound-bite as always.  Not as tacky as his "Pearl Harbor" comments from back in the day but just as ridiculous.

I wonder what the full quote was (there's a cut in the video).

 

Andrew Eisen

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Oh man, I can't wait for this episode!  Has Jack not seen Bullshit! at all?  Does he not know what the show is about and what Penn & Teller do?  Does he somehow think that they will come down on his side of the issue?  Man, this guy is a dolt.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

P&T said they make sure people know what they're show is like (and try to make it clear what side they'll take) before they give interviews.

Hell JT said in the comments that he knew what the show was like, and that he was going on to spread his message.

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Sounds like he assumed he'd get to preach to his own audience.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

So bascially, Jack knows that he'll be made an ass out of in this eposide.  Though, with Jack, thats not a hard thing, especally since he does it all the time without Penn & Teller.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

see my above comment, i doubt he knew who he was interviewing for until it was all over.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

I'm willing to bet he thought he'd be taken seriously.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Jack Thompson doesn't mind being made a fool in public. He's a firm believer in the "all publicity is good publicity" school of thought. 

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

That's only somewhat true. Otherwise he would have gone back on MSNBC despite being schooled by Chris Matthews.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

And he walked into it eyes wide open after agreeing to it, so I doubt there's anything he can really do about it.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Funny thing, many months ago when they filmed it...Jack had some crazy idea that it went well and that "we will be surprised". From the sounds of it, Jack is going to be excrementing solid fabricated stone and mortar blocks. I would love to see the reaction of Captain Jack of Miami after this episode is aired.

However... honestly...GTA is the worst assault on children since Polio? Wow... exaggeration much? Personally I think Teletubbies would be higher on that list :P

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James Fletcher, member of ECA Canada

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

When Penn & Teller's film crews go out, the interviewee has no idea what show it's going to be on. That's the only way they can get people like jack to say what they want to hear.

I can guarantee that when JT found out what the footage was being used for, he sat down with his wife and started planning a public defamation suit. Hopefully his wife slap'd him and said "I TOLD YOU SO!"

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

It was Jack who announced he'd be on Penn and Tellers: Bullshit..  So he signed all the nice legal forms put before him for him to be put on the show, and had every chance to find  out what kinda show P&T:BS is.

It'll be his own fault when they show him to be the buffoon and facist anti-parent freedom advocate he is.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Except Penn and Teller said they give out past episodes to people they interview and make it clear what side they'll be on. Hell JT himself said in the comments that he knew what type of show they do, he's seen some episodes and that he knew the risks.

So tell me what evidence do you have that they don't?

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

So Thompson won't be able to pull the "they blindsided me" agnle.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

He'll be more likely to pull the "editing witchery" angle.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Well Jack once bragged about it once/twice... so he did know (prior or after the fact, who knows?) what it was all about. Either way I am looking forward to the Disbarred Lunatic make a fool out of himself, and Penn rip him a new one :)

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James Fletcher, member of ECA Canada

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Or at the very least a "Hey, I saw what you did to your own career, I won't risk mine because you walkedi nt othis"

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

I'm sure they'll screw this episode up by bringing up the idea of legislation against "thought crime", as Penn did when he talked about RapeLay. I'm 100% sure of it, mainly because they are libertarians and have their heads so firmly shoved up their own asses when it comes to behavioural psychology and legislative process in regards to behavioural psychology.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

You haven't really gone too much into your argument in any of your posts besides calling penn and teller jackasses, and heads up their asses and so on.

I'd like you to describe clearly and concisely how charging someone who plays/posesses RapeLay is not a thought crime. Zero people are harmed from their consumption of RapeLay, and if they are being charged because they MIGHT rape someone (or otherwise sexually assault them) then that is a thought crime, plain and simple.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Dude just has a boner for the term "Thought Crime" but is a huge closet case about it so he bashes folks for saying it.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Yeah, Libertarians are idiots for wanting to have the government stay out of their personal lives.  They're so stupid because they think that government control of every detail of our lives is an infringement upon the Constitution.

You have your head so firmly up your own ass when it comes to political ideals and government intrusion.

 

Freedom of speech means the freedom to say ANYTHING, so long as it is the truth. This does not exclude anything that might hurt someone's feelings.

--- With the first link, the chain is forged.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Ya just cuse they want adults to act like adults they are somehow worser than eblie neo cons and brain dead feel good dims....

 


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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Way to ignore everything I said. Libertarians are idiots on social policies, simple as that. Read my response to "Father Time" above.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Seems like a fairly accurate summary to me.

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Well what proof is there that rapeplay leads to actual rape? I mean hell it's made for Japan and they has insanely low rape rates (even if you account for their supposedly low rate of reporting on rape).

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

The crime rates in Japan are also incredibly low, does it have to do with the censorring of violent video games? Hardly, in fact it has nothing to do with it. It is a cultural and social thing, same goes for the incredibly high suicide rates.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

The language has a word for "working yourself to death", that has to mean something.
That's not to say other societies don't have problems all of them do, but Japan really has some oddities.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Oh, hate when people try to rally against videogames YOU like, but when it's fringe videogames like rapelay BAN THEM BAN THEM GRAAFDSFGFDGH right?

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

I'm guessing that Penn & Teller are going to be dropping a big ol' bag of "Bullshit!" on Jackass's lap to the notion that video games cause violence.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

that's already clear in the episode synopsis.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

"The video you are trying to watch cannot be viewed from your current country or location."

Can anyone tell me which season/episode? i'l find a trailer myself.

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

Season 7, Episode 3 – Aired: 7/9/2009

Video Games

The duo debunks the theory of politicians and other alarmists that playing video games leads to teen violence by handing over a real semiautomatic weapon to a nine-year-old video game player to see if he becomes a human killing machine.

 If you dont live in the USA, just go to the sho.com website, for some reason it works there, just not with embed's

Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

They give a 9 year old kid a semi-automatic weapon. Are they fucking NUTS? This is insane even by Penn and Teller's standards.

I hope they replaced the bullets with blanks.

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Re: Miami Jack: GTA Worst Assault on Children Since Polio

I fired a gun when I was younger than that.  What's the problem?

Had full adult supervision.  Had lined up targets to try to hit.  All safety measures were taken.

Of course, I was taught at an early age to RESPECT guns and to NEVER EVER think they were toys.

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