Online Game: Can Hillary Rescue Hostages Before Bill Steals the Glory?

August 14, 2009

Never far from the harsh glare of the media, the Clintons have once again been in the news of late.

Bill, of course, was recently credited with negotiating the release of two American journalists held by North Korea. Hillary's news was less positive. During a visit to the Democratic Republic of Congo this week, a journalist's misstated question prompted a testy reply:

You want me to tell you what my husband thinks? My husband is not the Secretary of State, I am. You ask my opinion. I will tell you my opinion; I'm not going to channel my husband.

As it turned out, the questioner meant to ask what President Obama thought about the issue, not former President Clinton.

The incident did not go unnoticed by the crew at T-Enterprise. The UK firm offers a new online game just about every Friday and this week it's Hillary: First Blood. In the game, a Rambo-esque Hillary, equipped with an RPG, tank and helicopter, must rescue a trio of journalists from Iran before Bill can fly in and sweet-talk them out of captivity. Along the way, the Secretary of State has to dodge spikes and a minefield.

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Comments

Re: Online Game: Can Hillary Rescue Hostages Before Bill ...

Submitted by Neo_DrKefka on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 15:04.

I don’t care what other conservatives think of what the former President did. What he did was a classy thing. He didn’t have to go there and from what know his family didn’t profit. Though I agree, I would like to know the terms of what happened or something we might have given the North Koreans I think the former President did a good thing here. And major props to the Democratic Party fundraiser billionaire who lent President Clinton his Jet to go to North Korea.

Again, the President deserves to be praised for going out of his way to do right by his countrymen.

Re: Online Game: Can Hillary Rescue Hostages Before Bill ...

Submitted by Zero Beat on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 18:10.

President Clinton picking up a couple of chicks isn't anything special. It's what he does. The only thing out of the ordinary is he has an airtight alibi this time.

I kid, I kid.

"That's not ironic. That's justice."

Re: Online Game: Can Hillary Rescue Hostages Before Bill ...

Submitted by ded2me on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 09:19.

oh come on man, it was a publicity stunt, and I can almost 100% assure you those N. Koreans got something out of that deal. We will probably never know what.

Re: Online Game: Can Hillary Rescue Hostages Before Bill ...

Submitted by Neeneko on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:23.

I would have though a good element would be translators giving sometimes correct, sometimes incorrect mission information. "Shoot the blue target" "oops, I ment red target"

Re: Online Game: Can Hillary Rescue Hostages Before Bill ...

Submitted by MechaTama31 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:03.

You would think they would also have her ducking sniper fire... ;)

Re: Online Game: Can Hillary Rescue Hostages Before Bill ...

Submitted by Austin_Lewis on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 13:53.

From angry bosnians ;)

Shout box

DorthLous: Passed 1.5M$. And I'd also say that Brutal Legend is far from being a bad game. I just think it was a few levels under what people expected from the people working on the project.02/11/2012 - 8:25am

Technogeek: Brutal Legend wasn't bad so much as "marketing had no idea how the game actually played", causing it to suffer accordingly.02/10/2012 - 10:38pm

RedMage: It looks the CIA's website has been DDOS'ed. Anon?02/10/2012 - 7:52pm

RedMage: Brutal Legend.02/10/2012 - 7:52pm

ddrfr33k: Has anything Tim Schafer ever made been of crap caliber? I'm struggling to think of one...02/10/2012 - 7:37pm

Guamish: I think it is in good hands. Tim did a game for the GDC award show and that was fun for how short it was.02/10/2012 - 12:22pm

Andrew Eisen: It'll be tragic if the game ultimately sucks.02/10/2012 - 12:17pm

james_fudge: $1.3 million02/10/2012 - 11:32am

Uncharted NES: Germany Says It Won't Sign ACTA [Update: ... Yet]- http://tinyurl.com/7r2twrg02/10/2012 - 11:21am

Andrew Eisen: Damn. Double Fine's Kickstarter fund has already passed a million dollars.02/09/2012 - 8:16pm

Andrew Eisen: Audrey didn't quote the sassy parts. Here's IGN's article: http://wii.ign.com/articles/121/1218359p1.html And here's my original post: http://tinyurl.com/7y68a3902/09/2012 - 7:50pm

james_fudge: I hope you some said something sassy! Where's the link?02/09/2012 - 7:46pm

Andrew Eisen: Hey, neat. IGN quoted a blog I had writen only two hours earlier. I certainly timed that one pretty well.02/09/2012 - 7:38pm

Andrew Eisen: Toki Tori has been added to the Humble Bundle for Android.02/09/2012 - 5:11pm

james_fudge: Thanks for the heads-up DorthLous02/09/2012 - 4:33pm

DorthLous: Will do, my apologies.02/09/2012 - 4:14pm

Andrew Eisen: I appreciate the heads up but please keep typo alerts to the specific article's comments or PMs.02/09/2012 - 3:33pm

DorthLous: The title says 30, but in the article, the developer says it's like a 20% net tax http://www.gamepolitics.com/2012/02/09/developers-call-facebook-currency-transaction-fee-thirty-percent-tax02/09/2012 - 2:43pm

Uncharted NES: If they actually release Final Fantasy XI for PlayStation Vita, then I will consider buying one.02/09/2012 - 12:13pm

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