Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

September 17, 2011 -

Even with the distraction of a foulmouthed twelve-year-old cursing in your ear, you’ve still got game.  But how well would you hold up against streaming video of a topless porn star?

Adult performers Alana Evans and Misti Dawn have launched PwnedByGirls, a new website that will allow eager gamers to play video games with them or just kick back and watch them mop the floor with competitors who just can’t seem to focus.

Celebrating the launch of Gears of War 3, the first streamed gaming session (which will be recorded and archived for subsequent, uh, review) will kick off on September 20th.

"I am a huge Gears of War fan,” said Evans.  “It's my favorite game to play on Xbox Live, so when I came up with this idea and presented it to Misti, I knew the release date of Gears would be the perfect start date.  Misti is probably the most dedicated gamer girl I know, so she was the obvious choice as my partner for PwnedByGirls.com.”

Dawn added, "I'm very excited to share with our fans the new project we have started. Are you a gamer? Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."

Thank goodness the Kinect offers hands-free gaming!  Am I right?

Source: XBIZ via IGN

[Disclosure: I freelance for IGN]

-Reporting from San Diego, GamePolitics Contributing Editor Andrew Eisen


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I certainly would like more girls playing video games in what has been mostly a boys only club. I  don't mean to be preachy but i can't help but feel that this will alienate women even further. This just further sexualizes the female form in an industry that is already saturated with women in skimpy outfits with huge jugs.

 I can't  help but feel that this is an attempt to manipulate, and further cement, the stereotypical gamer, you know the one that is obese, lives in his mothers basement, never touched a breast with their hands.

Now of course these girls might be legit gamers and just happen to enjoy showing off what god has graced them with and decided to combine the two. Sure perhaps there might be a market for this kind of thing. Almost certain there is sadly.

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I'm just wondering, do these girls do co-op 4play?

“How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises?” ― Stephen Fry

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I wonder if it becomes a legal gray area when they're playing nude and recording, and a 10-year-old's voice comes through the speakers.

yeah...that sounds bad.

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I'm pretty sure there's a screening process, just like any other adult website. If a kid lies about his age to see topless women playing video games, the women can't be held legally responsible for that.

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*blink*

Well, I guess if years ago people would pay to watch Jenny brush her teeth... people today might pay to watch girls play video games.  I don't get it, but then again I don't get strip clubs either.

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Haha, Gears of War?

Get on TF2 and I'll show you a real good time. Good time as in it's good for me and bad for you since I will be coming from the back, if you catch my drift.

*Ehem*

Gentlemen.

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It's amusing how people can be so nonchalant about it, when on the inside we all know they're interested.

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Is this site payed for by sponsors? I just can't believe that anyone would pay to watch women play topless when there is so much free porn on the internet. Free! It also makes me want to stick to my beloved single player games. On-line gaming is not very girl friendly and I get enough flack for that in real life, thank you very much.

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"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls?"

What do they mean by this? Actual, clothed, girls playing online? :s

 

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I suppose that it really does show that the pornography industry is aiming towards the teenage market, and that it is far from an adult-aimed industry as it once was.

I suppose the typical demographic of GOW3 is that of verbally abusive immature teenage boys who would follow a session of GOW with a session of pornography.

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The age of the average gamer is now 37. Games being "just for kids" is a myth.

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Because the only people who play games are teenage boys..?

 

 

 

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No, but I imagine that only people who want to see naked women fiddling about with some joysticks playing games that feature people being penetrated by vibrating weapons would be teenage boys.

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Thats not fair.

 

What (straight) male is going to be able to concentrate.

The universe is hostile, so impersonal Devour to survive... so it is, so it's always been

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The ones already graced by the sight of fantastic artillery and/or the feel of soft valleys.

Takes more than a pretty lady to distract me.

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Posing with the Nintendo zapper from Duck Hunt? That's hardcore gameography.

 
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