Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

September 17, 2011

Even with the distraction of a foulmouthed twelve-year-old cursing in your ear, you’ve still got game.  But how well would you hold up against streaming video of a topless porn star?

Adult performers Alana Evans and Misti Dawn have launched PwnedByGirls, a new website that will allow eager gamers to play video games with them or just kick back and watch them mop the floor with competitors who just can’t seem to focus.

Celebrating the launch of Gears of War 3, the first streamed gaming session (which will be recorded and archived for subsequent, uh, review) will kick off on September 20th.

"I am a huge Gears of War fan,” said Evans.  “It's my favorite game to play on Xbox Live, so when I came up with this idea and presented it to Misti, I knew the release date of Gears would be the perfect start date.  Misti is probably the most dedicated gamer girl I know, so she was the obvious choice as my partner for PwnedByGirls.com.”

Dawn added, "I'm very excited to share with our fans the new project we have started. Are you a gamer? Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."

Thank goodness the Kinect offers hands-free gaming!  Am I right?

Source: XBIZ via IGN

[Disclosure: I freelance for IGN]

-Reporting from San Diego, GamePolitics Contributing Editor Andrew Eisen

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Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Daysleepin on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 11:50.

I certainly would like more girls playing video games in what has been mostly a boys only club. I  don't mean to be preachy but i can't help but feel that this will alienate women even further. This just further sexualizes the female form in an industry that is already saturated with women in skimpy outfits with huge jugs.

 I can't  help but feel that this is an attempt to manipulate, and further cement, the stereotypical gamer, you know the one that is obese, lives in his mothers basement, never touched a breast with their hands.

Now of course these girls might be legit gamers and just happen to enjoy showing off what god has graced them with and decided to combine the two. Sure perhaps there might be a market for this kind of thing. Almost certain there is sadly.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Ivresse on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 06:30.

I'm just wondering, do these girls do co-op 4play?

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Final11 on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 23:03.

I wonder if it becomes a legal gray area when they're playing nude and recording, and a 10-year-old's voice comes through the speakers.

yeah...that sounds bad.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Grif on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 10:05.

I'm pretty sure there's a screening process, just like any other adult website. If a kid lies about his age to see topless women playing video games, the women can't be held legally responsible for that.

Atlanta Video Games Examiner for examiner.com

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Neeneko on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 22:00.

*blink*

Well, I guess if years ago people would pay to watch Jenny brush her teeth... people today might pay to watch girls play video games.  I don't get it, but then again I don't get strip clubs either.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Pvt. Jackass on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 16:19.

Haha, Gears of War?

Get on TF2 and I'll show you a real good time. Good time as in it's good for me and bad for you since I will be coming from the back, if you catch my drift.

*Ehem*

Gentlemen.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Grif on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:45.

It's amusing how people can be so nonchalant about it, when on the inside we all know they're interested.

Atlanta Video Games Examiner for examiner.com

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by rma2110 on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 11:29.

Is this site payed for by sponsors? I just can't believe that anyone would pay to watch women play topless when there is so much free porn on the internet. Free! It also makes me want to stick to my beloved single player games. On-line gaming is not very girl friendly and I get enough flack for that in real life, thank you very much.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Adaptor on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 06:45.

"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls?"

What do they mean by this? Actual, clothed, girls playing online? :s

 

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by State on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 05:06.

I suppose that it really does show that the pornography industry is aiming towards the teenage market, and that it is far from an adult-aimed industry as it once was.

I suppose the typical demographic of GOW3 is that of verbally abusive immature teenage boys who would follow a session of GOW with a session of pornography.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by Daelda on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 14:59.

The age of the average gamer is now 37. Games being "just for kids" is a myth.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by fyreblaize on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 02:38.

Because the only people who play games are teenage boys..?

 

 

 

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by State on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 14:05.

No, but I imagine that only people who want to see naked women fiddling about with some joysticks playing games that feature people being penetrated by vibrating weapons would be teenage boys.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by NeoFau on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:30.

Thats not fair.

 

What (straight) male is going to be able to concentrate.

The universe is hostile, so impersonal Devour to survive... so it is, so it's always been

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by -Jes- on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:57.

The ones already graced by the sight of fantastic artillery and/or the feel of soft valleys.

Takes more than a pretty lady to distract me.

Re: Porn Stars Want to Pwn You

Submitted by BlindMaphisto on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:58.

Posing with the Nintendo zapper from Duck Hunt? That's hardcore gameography.

 
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